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Posted: Jun 16, 2008 6:39 am
"i am in a taxi. i took a pill 50 minutes ago. i am like a storm front in the back of this taxi. this driver better get me home quick before i throw thunder and lightning at him. thunder and lightning very very frightning. i am dressed like cat woman. please stop masturbating in front of your pets. oh no it's starting. it's starting!"
Posted: Jun 16, 2008 6:58 am
"you better make me dinner or something next time we meet"
Posted: Jun 16, 2008 8:46 am
[Discounts that you should never miss]
Live the life of a rock star with your increased length and girth

I guess that's spam but I thought the rock star thing was ironic...
Posted: Jun 16, 2008 9:11 am
"Today's ebonic word is 'Omelette.'
Let's use it in a sentence...'I should'a slapped da fuck out yo ass for what you did but omelette dat shit go.' "
Posted: Jun 16, 2008 10:40 am
"Hi... Loving you, via text. p.s. I saw [an old friend] buying heroin on 16th St this a.m., boo."
Posted: Jun 16, 2008 10:40 am
"ikea in rh opens wednesday"
Posted: Jun 16, 2008 12:06 pm
Thank you for being you baby
Posted: Jun 16, 2008 12:30 pm
Never do that again
Posted: Jun 16, 2008 12:32 pm
my last one was from billiams about a bar but i was going to bed instead of going out. ugh.
Posted: Jun 16, 2008 12:41 pm
from king louie w/ his latest phone number
Posted: Jun 16, 2008 12:44 pm
from scott rogers w/ his latest number
Posted: Jun 16, 2008 1:04 pm
"i saw [insert name here] at the parade and she looks like a fat trashball now. lol."
Posted: Jun 16, 2008 1:07 pm
"Mummies at the Stork Tonight!!!"
Posted: Jun 16, 2008 1:30 pm
you fn serious? -mary cullen
Posted: Jun 16, 2008 2:34 pm
"Man, you sound SO white." - Arman
Posted: Jun 16, 2008 3:58 pm
"awesome! r u coming?" - linda
Posted: Jun 16, 2008 4:03 pm
"oink oink"

obviously from honeymoon joe
Posted: Jun 16, 2008 4:10 pm
"awesome! r u coming?" - linda

That sounds like miss linda.
Posted: Jun 16, 2008 4:16 pm
That sounds like miss linda.

so does this:

"zipper catches skin" - linda
Posted: Jun 16, 2008 4:44 pm
Posted: Jun 16, 2008 5:04 pm
u never check these do u
Posted: Jun 16, 2008 5:06 pm
Posted: Jun 16, 2008 5:23 pm
"Mummies at the Stork Tonight!!!"

This is the first time I've ever actually felt like I missed something because I don't text...
Posted: Jun 16, 2008 7:03 pm
"i just finished a tour at the cockroach hall of fame museum. oh my gosh." - maggot
Posted: Jun 16, 2008 7:26 pm
are you alive? - iris
Posted: Jun 16, 2008 8:37 pm
This thread is totally gay! Fuck cell phones
Posted: Jun 16, 2008 9:13 pm
hey, if got the text Rich did, I'd start a thread too...awesome.
Posted: Jun 16, 2008 11:47 pm
"anywhere but memphis"
Posted: Jun 17, 2008 12:47 am
"What are you doing on Wed night? Mom not doing well. Flying in last minute. Sleep over? No biggie if no can do - will drive to F-town. Let me know."

That's the actual message. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.

The skinny is that it's from the girl I used to chase & try to kiss on the playground in kindergarten. She's awesome & her family's awesome. She lives in Stinson Beach, CA now, so I only get to see her once or twice a year like Christmas or when I was in the Bay Area last year.
Posted: Jun 17, 2008 1:30 am
Boo. I gotta work at 11. Isn't that weird? Going in at 11pm, but anyways how are you dude?
Posted: Jun 18, 2008 1:39 pm
last message i got was from my baby sister in boston: "kobe is gonna rape so many girls tonight..."
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