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Posted: Jun 2, 2008 7:48 pm
 
i just hatched some sea monkeys! can't really see them so good right now, but i'll oxygenate their water for the next few days before their 1st feeding and see what happens.
Posted: Jun 2, 2008 7:52 pm
 
I thought you were going to say dtrain got you pregnant.
Posted: Jun 2, 2008 8:27 pm
 
right... i thought so as well...
Posted: Jun 2, 2008 8:46 pm
 
sea monkeys rule!!
Posted: Jun 2, 2008 8:55 pm
 
nice way to disrespect Bo. get lost, creep.
Posted: Jun 2, 2008 8:55 pm
 
well, dtrain saved a deer, so that's good too. i still wanna taste me some venison.
Posted: Jun 2, 2008 9:31 pm
 
Sea Monkey: Pet of Doom

Oh Sea Monkey, you ride
Across the black chasms of Dream
You say you're just a brine shrimp
YOU LIE
A dagger,
Drops of blood,
A lone Sea Monkey.
H-bomb H-bomb H-bomb H-bomb H-bomb H-bomb H-bomb H-bomb
E X P L O S I O N
I die.
You mock me.

-Ingo Schmenge, 1992
Posted: Jun 2, 2008 9:37 pm
 
joe, is mr. chompy still alive?
Posted: Jun 2, 2008 9:48 pm
 
H-bomb H-bomb H-bomb H-bomb H-bomb H-bomb H-bomb H-bomb
E X P L O S I O N
I die.
You mock me.




change mock to cock and this is like a porno john donne poem--die was 17th century slang for cum

nive
Posted: Jun 2, 2008 9:50 pm
 
joe, is mr. chompy still alive?


chompy is alive, he just wont eat the wingeds.
hookorcrook
Posted: Jun 2, 2008 10:00 pm
 
yeah, i'm on that sea monkey diet....



i see monkeys and i eat 'em!
Posted: Jun 2, 2008 10:05 pm
 
sick fucker!
Posted: Jun 2, 2008 11:16 pm
 
Posted: Jun 3, 2008 9:14 am
 
Feed 'em beer. Most will die, but the ones that live on become enormous (for sea monkeys). Big Earl liked his brew and lived a long but friendless life. At least he had a hammock and a tennis racket.
Posted: Aug 3, 2008 8:48 am
 
my last sea monkey, "he who could not be named," died this morning.

r.i.p.
Posted: Aug 3, 2008 9:26 am
 
How can you tell them apart?
Posted: Aug 3, 2008 10:09 am
 
he was the only one there.
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