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Posted: May 5, 2008 6:02 am
Posted: May 5, 2008 6:05 am
We don't need an "H"
Posted: May 5, 2008 6:10 am
Posted: May 5, 2008 6:20 am
Posted: May 5, 2008 6:25 am
Posted: May 5, 2008 8:43 am
They're such fucking cunts

that's was a great way to start my morning. thanks!
Posted: May 5, 2008 10:50 am
a guy i used to work with once said "whales are fucking stupid," when we were talking about a whale that swam up a river around here and couldn't find its way back to the ocean, cause the freshwater made it confused. he went on and on about what a "dumb fucking animal this must be, why would it go into freshwater if it's a saltwater fish!?"

then a co-worker pointed out whales are mammals, not fish.

"fuck that, a whale's a FISH....wait a minute, what the fuck is a mammal?"

this might be in the wrong thread.
Posted: May 12, 2008 5:51 pm
I tried to send this to my coworker but it wouldn't work, he said "so I just tried searching for stupid fucking whales and got this.
Posted: May 12, 2008 10:09 pm
i'd rather have that story than that fish! damn!
Posted: May 14, 2008 1:42 pm
haha...Save the fahking Whales
Posted: May 14, 2008 8:27 pm
"fuck that, a whale's a FISH....wait a minute, what the fuck is a mammal?"

i'm going to paint that on my bedroom ceiling so i can see it every day when i wake up.
Posted: May 15, 2008 12:29 am
God Save the Whales.... no,wait,... Nuke The Whales!!!
Posted: May 15, 2008 9:15 am
Funds collected in a humane cause, to rescue a mammal with enormous jaws
One ate Pinocchio but you don't care
Solicit money using solemn stares
Acting educated, put on your act
You make people think you've got the facts
You study films, keep up on the news
How could anyone be as noble as you
Why save the whales, let's save us
Give me the money, I'll open a trust
You think the whales would save me and you, all they do is swim and spew
This fetish for fish has got to end
A helping hand I will not lend
There's too much wrong here on the land, who cares what lives beyond the sand
Green Peace is snaking all our loot for that humongous monster that they think is cute
I bet if I were swimming way out at sea, one of those things would make lunch outta me.
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