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Posted: Apr 17, 2008 4:28 pm
I brined some hams and dressed a bunch of turkey breasts between selling a bunch meat. Often, when it seems everyone you know is is making or serving food or slinging drinks I wonder, what does everyone else do?
Posted: Apr 17, 2008 4:39 pm
Iv ben looking at guitars on e bay and craigslist all day
Posted: Apr 17, 2008 4:46 pm
Assembled a chair, had a portobello sandwich, and helped a private investigator who offered me a part time job as a process server.
Posted: Apr 17, 2008 4:53 pm
Cancelled appointments.
Posted: Apr 17, 2008 4:59 pm
Laid out steel framing on a 50' tall, 60' diameter helical ramp. And ate a sandwich with Harry's Dead Heat on it and melted a cup of ice in my mouth. That's going to hurt tomorrow when I shit it out around 8 am.
Posted: Apr 17, 2008 5:26 pm
Surfing the internets. Working on an introduction for the MC of the honoree dinner the organization I work for is having on Saturday night. Organizing a summer camp. Trying not to fall asleep.
Posted: Apr 17, 2008 5:32 pm
Posted: Apr 17, 2008 6:08 pm
meetings meetings meetings

and a speaker from the Public Library of Science

working on an encyclopedia entry about the Skatalites
Posted: Apr 17, 2008 6:16 pm
funeral for a WW2 vet at abe lincoln nat'l cemetery. another one tomorrow. i love doing those since the drive there eats up 1/2 my day.
brief scare when a family called asking why we haven't cremated their mom yet but we did. turns out security the hospital didn't log her out when we picked her up.
Posted: Apr 17, 2008 6:28 pm
arman, your chosen profession really fascinates me. How did you get into it?
Posted: Apr 17, 2008 6:32 pm
Played 12 games of ping pong. Did some computer shit too.
Posted: Apr 17, 2008 7:36 pm
I don't "work".
Watched two episodes of The Waltons. Had my ex fix my really leaky hot water faucet in the kitchen sink. Went to four grocery stores to shop for the week and get dinner for Saturday night. Put a roast in the crockpot. Put five auctions up on eBay. Picked up Jackson after band practice at 4, then started helping him with "The Civil War - A to Z". (Ongoing).
Drank some wine and served dinner.

Posted: Apr 17, 2008 10:13 pm
I read the Social Studies portion of the 3rd grade TCAP out loud to a bunch of English language learners. It's actually what I've been doing all week. And now it's over!
Posted: Apr 17, 2008 10:22 pm
Picked up Jackson after band practice

what's the name of your new band?
Posted: Apr 17, 2008 10:42 pm
I took the day off because my Dad's in town. We went skiing. At the top of the lift on the first run of the day my cell phone rings...my boss says "Where are you?".

me: "At the top of Breckenridge mountain, with my Dad...you gave me the day off.....".

boss: "No, I don't have you off."

me: "Yep, called you 3 weeks ago about it......uh...sorry."

God damn it! He fucks up, but I feel like a loser. Now I gotta go in tomorrow with my tail between my legs. Hate that!
Posted: Apr 17, 2008 10:49 pm
Crawled through an underground tunnel (felt like either Germans or Aliens were going to come out of the dark and get me), ran cables, twisted knobs, listened to multiple rehearsals of "When I'm 64" done in barbershop...lots of "bah-bum buh-bum buh-bum-bum's".
Honkiest gig ever!
Posted: Apr 17, 2008 11:01 pm
I didn't spend much time on the Internet.
Posted: Apr 17, 2008 11:19 pm
arman, your chosen profession really fascinates me. How did you get into it?

It was the sex really, he got into it for the sex.
Posted: Apr 17, 2008 11:31 pm
Stressed a LOT about some shit that no one could do while I was out of town.
Left early to avoid having a stroke.
I'm considering taking up smoking.
Posted: Apr 17, 2008 11:38 pm
You just quit, you moron.
Posted: Apr 18, 2008 12:12 am
just not sure what to do next- or if this is what i do. close to a degree, kicked around liberal arts forever, can talk about local and sustainabil issues forever but still dont know what happens next. selling ethical beans or ethical livestock does always come back. what does anyone do for a living?
Posted: Apr 18, 2008 12:19 am
i do'nt have a job. if ther'es one thing i learned fron diggler, it's that work is for losers! i got drunk instead!
Posted: Apr 18, 2008 1:31 am
Re-booted axles for a civic. Looked at a Solara we'd never seen before. Knocked off early and caught some ZZZZ's
Posted: Apr 18, 2008 1:39 am
Configured a multiplexer (you fuckwads) for a client and muxed a video to their data, whatever, confused. Can you say "confused"? Can you say, farmed to India? Fuckwahtever - you don't have a fucking clue. Wth the fcuck do you konwk. Nothing. BVusch? The Champagne of Beers! Signed, Broadcast Engineer with no prospects....
Posted: Apr 18, 2008 1:47 am
Dear Sir or Madam,
That was my dream job years ago, and threw down the dough to do it. Now, I'm a technical writer.
Yeehaw, indeed.

I still want to do a "How to find a fucking job" seminar at Gonerfest. Complete with PowerPoint presentations. I'll be drinking Busch the entire time.
Posted: Apr 18, 2008 1:50 am
Six Sigma, mofo.
Posted: Apr 18, 2008 1:50 am | Edited by: The Troll
I've got no substance and my life is so fucking ....
Posted: Apr 18, 2008 1:56 am
Six Sigma, mofo.

Oh, you'll see the formula soon enough. Trust me.
Posted: Apr 18, 2008 1:58 am
I don't even know what thread I'm on, but this shit rules, dude.
Posted: Apr 18, 2008 2:04 am
DMAIC yourself@!
Posted: Apr 18, 2008 2:05 am
Posted: Apr 18, 2008 2:08 am
have troll and left nut been seen in the same place at the same time?
Posted: Apr 18, 2008 2:09 am
Only the stall at Dantes, sadly.
Posted: Apr 18, 2008 2:50 am
Posted: Apr 18, 2008 5:51 am

I still want to do a "How to find a fucking job" seminar at Gonerfest.

Pre Conference Cocktail Hour
Posted: Apr 18, 2008 6:28 am
Watched porn and jerked off in my coworkers sandwich.
Jam on rye!
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