I brined some hams and dressed a bunch of turkey breasts between selling a bunch meat. Often, when it seems everyone you know is is making or serving food or slinging drinks I wonder, what does everyone else do?

Iv ben looking at guitars on e bay and craigslist all day

Assembled a chair, had a portobello sandwich, and helped a private investigator who offered me a part time job as a process server.

Cancelled appointments.

Laid out steel framing on a 50' tall, 60' diameter helical ramp. And ate a sandwich with Harry's Dead Heat on it and melted a cup of ice in my mouth. That's going to hurt tomorrow when I shit it out around 8 am.

Surfing the internets. Working on an introduction for the MC of the honoree dinner the organization I work for is having on Saturday night. Organizing a summer camp. Trying not to fall asleep.

farted

meetings meetings meetings

and a speaker from the Public Library of Science

working on an encyclopedia entry about the Skatalites

funeral for a WW2 vet at abe lincoln nat'l cemetery. another one tomorrow. i love doing those since the drive there eats up 1/2 my day.
brief scare when a family called asking why we haven't cremated their mom yet but we did. turns out security the hospital didn't log her out when we picked her up.

arman, your chosen profession really fascinates me. How did you get into it?

Played 12 games of ping pong. Did some computer shit too.

I don't "work".
Watched two episodes of The Waltons. Had my ex fix my really leaky hot water faucet in the kitchen sink. Went to four grocery stores to shop for the week and get dinner for Saturday night. Put a roast in the crockpot. Put five auctions up on eBay. Picked up Jackson after band practice at 4, then started helping him with "The Civil War - A to Z". (Ongoing).
Drank some wine and served dinner.

I'M A HOUSEWIFE!!

I read the Social Studies portion of the 3rd grade TCAP out loud to a bunch of English language learners. It's actually what I've been doing all week. And now it's over!

Picked up Jackson after band practice

what's the name of your new band?

I took the day off because my Dad's in town. We went skiing. At the top of the lift on the first run of the day my cell phone rings...my boss says "Where are you?".

me: "At the top of Breckenridge mountain, with my Dad...you gave me the day off.....".

boss: "No, I don't have you off."

me: "Yep, called you 3 weeks ago about it......uh...sorry."

God damn it! He fucks up, but I feel like a loser. Now I gotta go in tomorrow with my tail between my legs. Hate that!

Crawled through an underground tunnel (felt like either Germans or Aliens were going to come out of the dark and get me), ran cables, twisted knobs, listened to multiple rehearsals of "When I'm 64" done in barbershop...lots of "bah-bum buh-bum buh-bum-bum's".
Honkiest gig ever!

I didn't spend much time on the Internet.

arman, your chosen profession really fascinates me. How did you get into it?

It was the sex really, he got into it for the sex.

Stressed a LOT about some shit that no one could do while I was out of town.
Left early to avoid having a stroke.
I'm considering taking up smoking.

You just quit, you moron.

just not sure what to do next- or if this is what i do. close to a degree, kicked around liberal arts forever, can talk about local and sustainabil issues forever but still dont know what happens next. selling ethical beans or ethical livestock does always come back. what does anyone do for a living?

i do'nt have a job. if ther'es one thing i learned fron diggler, it's that work is for losers! i got drunk instead!

Re-booted axles for a civic. Looked at a Solara we'd never seen before. Knocked off early and caught some ZZZZ's

Configured a multiplexer (you fuckwads) for a client and muxed a video to their data, whatever, confused. Can you say "confused"? Can you say, farmed to India? Fuckwahtever - you don't have a fucking clue. Wth the fcuck do you konwk. Nothing. BVusch? The Champagne of Beers! Signed, Broadcast Engineer with no prospects....

Dear Sir or Madam,
That was my dream job years ago, and threw down the dough to do it. Now, I'm a technical writer.
Yeehaw, indeed.

I still want to do a "How to find a fucking job" seminar at Gonerfest. Complete with PowerPoint presentations. I'll be drinking Busch the entire time.

Six Sigma, mofo.

Six Sigma, mofo.

Oh, you'll see the formula soon enough. Trust me.

I don't even know what thread I'm on, but this shit rules, dude.

DMAIC yourself@!

SIPOC You!

have troll and left nut been seen in the same place at the same time?

Only the stall at Dantes, sadly.

Sigh....

I still want to do a "How to find a fucking job" seminar at Gonerfest.


Pre Conference Cocktail Hour

Watched porn and jerked off in my coworkers sandwich.
Jam on rye!