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Posted: Apr 7, 2008 7:00 pm | Edited by: miss linda
 
........ that foxy brown lady told me that I was borderline schizoid disorder, and social anxiety ridden. I didn't tell her about the one, the only, the delicious,the most beautiful woman in the world,........ miss linda!


That's between us.
Posted: Apr 7, 2008 7:06 pm
 
bordeline ain't schizoid!....party!...
Posted: Apr 7, 2008 7:06 pm
 
all miss linda needs to do is let me hold her in my arms.
Posted: Apr 7, 2008 7:13 pm
 
bordeline ain't schizoid!....party!...

true dat.

all miss linda needs to do is let me hold her in my arms.

That's gross,didn't you read about the social anxiey thing?

I'm supposed to get my medication next tuesday. I hope Dr. "Foxy Brown" is there.
Posted: Apr 7, 2008 7:59 pm
 
can I have some of your meds?
Posted: Apr 7, 2008 10:32 pm
 
can you eat it with peanut butter and wash it down with bourbon?
Posted: Apr 8, 2008 4:19 am
 
whew meds
two years hence you be impotent for shure
Posted: Apr 8, 2008 9:23 am | Edited by: queenothetwist
 
fuck the medication fears; i finally started going to the headshrinker and the meds they gave me are THE SHIIIIIT. Never felt better.

Lets throw parties and put Celexa in the KoolAid.
Posted: Apr 8, 2008 10:24 am
 
I thought I had a personality disorder, but my therapist said that people with personality disorders don't worry about having them. She says I'm likely not any crazier than anybody else. Can you believe that? It seems we are all nuts. I think its all the psych meds in the water and the irrational social conditions of 'civilization'. My boyfriend offered me a seroquel but didn't really give it to me when I stuck my tongue out. He says it has an affect similar to pot. Anyway, there is probably already celexa in the koolaid if you make it with tap water.
Posted: Apr 8, 2008 11:23 am
 
can you eat it with peanut butter and wash it down with bourbon?


yes, i CAN eat my meds with peanutbutter, and wash them down with Bourbon.
Posted: Apr 8, 2008 11:26 am
 
Lets throw parties and put Celexa in the KoolAid.

Can Timothy Leary come?
I'll bring the ouija board.
Posted: Apr 9, 2008 6:34 am
 
Never felt better
another unfuckable cynic
i sure met a few
Posted: Apr 9, 2008 3:24 pm
 
another unfuckable cynic
i sure met a few


maybe this is the answer to the problem of overpopulation.
people who shoot out kids are destined to be miserable anyway.
Posted: Apr 9, 2008 3:50 pm
 
funny

I watched The President's Analyst last night
Posted: Apr 9, 2008 5:09 pm
 
whew meds
two years hence you be impotent for shure


I jacked off 2 times today so far.

maybe this is the answer to the problem of overpopulation.
people who shoot out kids are destined to be miserable anyway.


Women who have kids need to stop reading the goddamned bible, and let me give them a facial, or play"connect the dots" at least.
Posted: Apr 10, 2008 2:54 am
 
connect the dots" at least

no. THIS is the best. thread. ever.
Posted: Apr 10, 2008 11:38 am
 
So when are we gonna play"connect the dots" Baygents?
Posted: Apr 10, 2008 12:00 pm
 
no more wire hangers!
Posted: Apr 10, 2008 12:04 pm
 
no more wire hangers!

What does that mean?
Posted: Apr 10, 2008 12:25 pm
 
no more wire hangers!

Is this similar to the tin foil hats you've made in the past?
Posted: Apr 11, 2008 6:33 am
 
I jacked off 2 times today so far.
"i wanna hold your hand"
Posted: Apr 11, 2008 4:55 pm
 
i will KILL you at connect the dots, linda. i'm crazy too.

"NO more wire hangesr" is what Faye Dunnaway screamed at her kid in Mommy Dearest while she was beatin the shit out of her kid with one. very fucking scary scene. my whole life i hated that my middle name is LaFaye because it made me think of it.

i got over it though. i'm pretty sure half of the Memphis population who knows me thinks it's my last name.
Posted: Apr 12, 2008 11:41 am
 
"Connect the dots" is when seminal fluid is squirted from one nipple to the next.
Perhaps you'd prefer a facial.
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