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Posted: Mar 15, 2008 1:12 am | Edited by: dale
I dunno what it is but there's something cool about ladies over 5 foot 7 inches in height that gives them a certain thang that's fun to socailize with in general. Nothing against those shorter than that but just making an observation after an evening out in the cowtown I call home.
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 2:48 am
I saw a beautiful blonde lady in a power suit who was about 6'2" ordering chicken salad at deli not long ago . I got all autistic ,palm -sweaty and retarded looking at her. I have found most very tall women to be sweet and very feminine. The super short ones (4'10") I've known would have made good concentration camp guards.
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 5:01 am
I'm 5'9".
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 6:56 am
Biggest height differential with a girl I've dated is probably around 14" (she was shorter), and I couldn't hear what she was saying when we were walking around in public. I went out with a gal who's about 5'9", and a kickboxing teacher. That was quite fun.
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 8:41 am
nothin' like a tall chick
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 11:09 am
Agreed. Tall women make the world a better place. I used to think a real mohawk on a woman was the biggest turn-on, but now that is in second place to a woman taller than me.
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 11:30 am
I always wanted to be 5'10". I'm not.
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 11:49 am
i am short (5'2") and it freaks me out to meet people shorter than me; especially when i meet men shorter than me
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 12:11 pm
gimmee a spinner, anyday...
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 12:26 pm
over 5 foot 7 inches

5'7" on the nose, but heels make me taller than average...
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 12:47 pm
They were out in full force last night. Either they really dig the new bluegrass sound or there was a tall chick convention going on in town. My wife was the one that first pointed it out to me, actually (though she's not a tall chick but pretty damn cool too). Isn't the average height of an American female is something like 5 foot 4.
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 12:50 pm
Too many really tall chicks have wide, flat butts. I got no problem with 5'7" to 6', but over that, it gets iffy.
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 12:52 pm
Me and a couple of friends are dj'ing at the same place tonight where all the tall chicks were. Class joint. PARTY
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 1:02 pm
can you get away with playing the nasty shit in a place like that?
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 1:21 pm
Actually, yeah. There was a bidding war between there and the usual place we spin at (which is a class joint too). The trash and dive bars are the places around here that bitch the most because you aren't spinning Kid Rock. The class joint people seem to like cooler music. Gonna be a bunch of soul, a couple of country tunes and whatever else strikes our fancy (things like"I Want You" by Jack and the Tearjerkers and Andre Williams "Agile..." are a couple of things that are required standards-as in people asking "When are you gonna play...." Nazis From Mars is like that too. Weird town but people actually dance to it.) Odd how lame this city is but we normally pack a place when were spinning. You should head this way sometime during the summer and do a guest gig. We do one every six weeks or so.
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 1:23 pm
Anyways...back to the tall chick discussion.
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 1:26 pm
Tall chix like volleyball and basketball and INXS.
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 1:54 pm
They also like to kick off their shoes and dance with a drink in their hand.
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 1:57 pm | Edited by: jahna
I had a friend who belonged to the TALL CLUB that used to meet at the restaurant (Windows on the World) at the top of the WTC. At 5' 9", I was too short to become a member, so I never went.

And, I wasn't surprised to be considered too short, either. My sister is 6' 1" - 'Nuff said?
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 2:07 pm
Isn't the average height of an American female is something like 5 foot 4.

you are correct sir; this i know, because i am shorter than that... not EVEN average, me
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 2:31 pm
The last woman I dated was 4'11--it fucking sucked. I have a huge crush on this woman who runs my favorite breakfast place in town--she's about 6'2 and usually wears heels and is a totally classy-looking 40-year-old Amazon. Yeah, tall>short BUT curvy>skinny so I'd rather be with a shorter babe with some curves than a giant twig. Of course tall with curves is just perfection and all you can do is hope she's not insane.

Posted: Mar 15, 2008 4:20 pm
My sister is 6' 1" - 'Nuff said

less starch please
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 5:28 pm
I didn't think about the no ass thing. I'd rather be shorter with a plump booty anyday.
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 5:44 pm
Tall chix like volleyball and basketball and INXS.

and Skid Row.
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 8:25 pm
i am 6'6" but i am a man.
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 11:14 pm
My Mom is 6'1", but she's like, my Mom, Man.
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 11:15 pm
i am a man

40th anniversary in Memphis right around the corner!
Posted: Mar 16, 2008 12:12 am
i went out with a girl who was 5'11" AND thick and curvy as can be. she was a volleyball fullback. when we broke up she punched me ten times in the head. i almost came in my lap.
Posted: Mar 16, 2008 1:03 am
Tall women are the best. Unless they're ugly or stupid.
Posted: Mar 16, 2008 2:09 am
did i say volleyball? i meant netball. volleyball is for fags.
Posted: Mar 16, 2008 1:47 pm | Edited by: rocko
volleyball girls are the best.
i like their legs.
moreover i don't like girls with boobs.
anyway, black bug 7" is out
goner should have copies soon
www.myspace.com/disorderedrecords for music nerds
www.myspace.com/rocko82 for tall chicks
Posted: Mar 16, 2008 8:55 pm
moreover i don't like girls with boobs.

You should start humping dudes then. I hear they're easy.
Posted: Mar 16, 2008 11:23 pm
5'8" here. and i wear heels a lot too.

They also like to kick off their shoes and dance with a drink in their hand.

damn right.
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 12:12 am
They also like to kick off their shoes and dance with a dink in their hand.
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 12:49 pm
there was a woman on the blue line last week who had to be 6' 3". for a brief second i wanted to marry her and make lanky, long-limbed babies.

tall chicks kick ass.
Posted: Mar 18, 2008 6:16 am
shorter than me
that bass player from Di Rotz
could "make me feel like a natural woman.."
Posted: Mar 18, 2008 10:32 am
2 kudos to tall chicks!
Posted: Mar 18, 2008 10:48 am
Posted: Mar 18, 2008 12:13 pm
I like being able to walk right up to one, and without bending down, or standing on my toes, be able to stick my tongue right in their ass hole.
Posted: Mar 18, 2008 12:22 pm
They also like to kick off their shoes and dance with a drink in their hand

and so do tanning bed-baked 50 yr old divorcees
Posted: Mar 18, 2008 12:56 pm
don't forget high school cheerleaders
Posted: Mar 18, 2008 9:49 pm
Sane people are just faking it.
I've been really turned on by the sideways view of my own legs lately.
Posted: Mar 19, 2008 12:21 am
whatever that means, it's truly amazing.
Posted: Mar 19, 2008 12:41 am
volleyball girls are the best.
i like their legs.

I like soccer gir.... Well.... There was this one in high school. So creepy little me took the newspaper assignment to photograph a game. It was like 40 degrees and I was wearing my grandfathers old Army jacket and, ummmmmmm, borrowed gloves from one of the players and crouched into a tiny ball and I was still miserable. They ran around for like 3 hours in this miserable drizzle in shorts and tees and didn't complain.

I guess I like girls who can kick the shit out of me but don't.

That's most girls.

moreover i don't like girls with boobs.

I guess once I've put in the investment to figure it out, I'm hooked.

Posted: Mar 19, 2008 12:42 am | Edited by: a cobb
borrowed gloves from one of the players

haha not even that one! One of the other players! Another newspaper staffer! Creepy!
Posted: Mar 19, 2008 5:55 am
I went out with a ex-forward of the Mexican National team...she could take me on the court easily but I took something else from her...I don't really like virgins though
Posted: Mar 19, 2008 10:40 am
I don't really like virgins though

they ain't virgins the second time.
Posted: Mar 19, 2008 12:09 pm
don't really like virgins though

Oh? Got a buncha virgins beating your door down, do ya? The hell......aren't we all, like, 40 around here?
Posted: Mar 19, 2008 12:40 pm
My first girlfriend in high school had several inches on me. One time I was going to pay her a surprise visit at her home thinking her parents were away. I was all excited thinking about feeling her up and dry humping her and fingerbanging her. That is until her even taller father answered the door
Posted: Mar 19, 2008 1:08 pm
so you dry humped and fingerbanged him instead?
Posted: Mar 19, 2008 1:15 pm
so you dry humped and fingerbanged him instead?

Posted: Mar 19, 2008 5:59 pm
You wish! No, I made like a hockey stick and got the puck outta there.
Posted: Mar 19, 2008 11:21 pm
Weird. I was just trying to take a picture of my leg sideways to admire. But its too dark in here. So, I gave up and checked my email, minutes earlier I had received a message from a friend saying they were taking a picture of their ass. Does anyone else think synchronicities are whispers from God?
Posted: Mar 20, 2008 12:06 am | Edited by: SSSSSSS
Nawww, the Police. God I hate that song. King of Suede is alright, though.
Posted: Mar 30, 2008 12:39 am | Edited by: dale
I'm guessing it's an every other weekend thing cuz they were out in force tonight thought I think they may have planned a rumble with the stout chicks tonight...Who rock in their own way too).

...but...What's up with bands, if they cover a Jonny Cash song- esp considering 95% of all bands covering song made popular by Johnny Cash usually do a pretty weak take of 'em to begin with-it's usually 'Ring Of Fire' or 'Folsom Prison Blues'-then claim their serious country fans? Fuck that shit! But when the tall chicks want you to dance with 'em though-it is hard to say no (this also goes for particular stout chicks though too).
Posted: Mar 30, 2008 12:51 am
what is this ring of fire you speak of???
Posted: Mar 30, 2008 1:18 am
Some guy name Johnny Cash did it I guess. He had two or three other songs. It's pretty old stuff. I think Social Distortion had a lot to do with getting the guy recognition though.
Posted: Mar 30, 2008 2:06 am
what is this ring of fire you speak of???
When you mistake Icy Hot for your Preparation H.
Posted: Mar 30, 2008 2:19 am
Posted: Mar 30, 2008 2:50 am
Posted: Mar 30, 2008 12:38 pm
Ahhh. Nothing like filing reports after coming home from a night out.
Posted: Mar 31, 2008 12:50 am
I used to live with a girl with a girl who was 6' 3". Dated a girl who was 4' 11" too. They're both fun in different ways.
Posted: Apr 13, 2008 10:34 am
Posted: Mar 15, 2008, 8:25 pm Quote i am 6'6" but i am a man.

Where are you Rocco? When will we get our DU rekkids?
Posted: Apr 13, 2008 12:31 pm
Nothin' but screamin' skeleton heads at the end of that hole! Alicja remember that?!!!
Posted: Apr 27, 2008 2:14 am
Went to a basement indie/post rock/noise/hip-hop/punk/folk gig tonight. The only eye catching tall chick (and she was graded on a wide curve) fell face first off the steps and did the Marsha Brady "Ohh ny nose thing" thing.Most of the bands were retarded but still fun none the less.

Watch out for those chaldean offspring. Them kids are always ready to party!
Posted: Apr 27, 2008 2:22 am | Edited by: dale
chaldean girls aren't usually tall but they sure can party
Posted: Apr 27, 2008 4:13 am | Edited by: trickknee
The cutest girl at the place I just quit was at least 5' 10". Megan. Hot. Wore cute little pigtails on jeans days. Smoked ciggies with her. Engaged, probably to someone unworthy. She didn't come to my going away shenanigans. Bitch.
Posted: Apr 27, 2008 2:02 pm
I was engaged to a 6' 1" girl once, Im 6'4"/6'5"...and since I have tall genes (my dad was 6' 10". my great grandad 7'0") we might have had a NBA player or two...but she was an over emotional passive aggressive greedy bitch...plus short girls are just cuter all around
Posted: Feb 27, 2009 12:02 am
Oh....and....Tall chicks never go out of vogue.
Posted: Feb 27, 2009 7:27 am
Nope. I'm now dating a young lady who's 5'11" and it's rather splendid.
Posted: Feb 27, 2009 7:55 am | Edited by: jerryd
About four years ago i was set up on a blind date, and when i got to her house, i was very surprised when she opened the door because she was like 6'2.

That little bit of information was not given to me. I'm 5'8. Maybe.

She ws a little plump, too.

She looked like she could have played defense for the steelers back in the 70's. She was that big.
Posted: Feb 27, 2009 9:05 am
What is it about tall chicks that make them want to baby the average, petite sized women such as myself? Esp. a black tall chick--they love me, but they rock the protective attitude like mad!
Posted: Feb 27, 2009 9:35 am
What the fuck?! I thought this thread was about "Tall Chinks"...I wanted to express my undying love for Yao Ming.
Posted: Feb 27, 2009 11:02 am
Tall chicks snore in there sleep really loud.

Totally lame.
Posted: Feb 27, 2009 1:34 pm | Edited by: jahna
Tall chicks snore in their sleep really loud.

What? HAHA!

That's an interesting generalization.
Posted: Feb 27, 2009 1:37 pm
It's true!
Posted: Feb 27, 2009 2:43 pm
i'm seeing this girl who's probably 8-10 inches shorter than me and she snores too so i guess all chicks snore.
Posted: Feb 27, 2009 2:54 pm
i guess all chicks snore.

it's true - they all do.

some of them VERY loudly.
Posted: Feb 27, 2009 2:58 pm
wow, baiting a pregnant woman.... can't see how that could go wrong!
Posted: Feb 27, 2009 3:04 pm
he never wants to have another christmas again. way to ruin it for jr. gay bill, gay bill.
Posted: Feb 27, 2009 3:10 pm
those pregnant women are snoring for two. no shit.
Posted: Feb 27, 2009 3:19 pm
Pregnant womens' brains shrink too. I suppose that's height independent.
Posted: Feb 27, 2009 3:32 pm
Tall chicks snore in their sleep really loud.

What? HAHA!

That's an interesting generalization.

Actually, corpulent people are the most likely to snore. I'm not saying that there aren't any tall chicks that snore, or all plumpers snore, but the most likely to snore are heavyset.
Posted: Feb 27, 2009 3:40 pm
<cough> syllogism all over tall chick <cough>
Posted: Feb 27, 2009 3:49 pm
I had to look that one up. But yeah, I guess it was a syllogism all over tall chick
Posted: Feb 27, 2009 4:30 pm
the girl that is posing as my math tutor is very tall and very curvy. and very hot.
Posted: Feb 27, 2009 4:50 pm
Most of my ex girlfriends that were shorter than me ended up being bat shit crazy for some reason.
My girlfriend now is taller than me (5"8 or 5"9 or something) and half Korean (how does that happen?).
While a lovely sight to behold it is intimidating since she weighs 100 pounds, and I'm shorter and pushin 145.
Posted: Feb 27, 2009 4:55 pm | Edited by: Stephanie
oh. tall chicks are bat shit crazy, too.
Posted: Feb 27, 2009 5:10 pm | Edited by: eric o
i heard bats are tall chick crazy!
Posted: Feb 27, 2009 5:23 pm
oh. tall chicks are bat shit crazy, too.

tall + bat shit crazy = totally my type.
Posted: Feb 27, 2009 5:35 pm
oh. tall chicks are bat shit crazy, too.

Yep. Five-eleven was nice while it lasted (4 months) but I'm back with a nice, stable five-foot-two now.
Posted: Feb 27, 2009 5:48 pm
(5"8 or 5"9 or something) and half Korean

1/2 korean and 1/2 5'8"/9"??????? wow, THIS i gotta see....
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