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Posted: Mar 14, 2008 9:32 pm
Beers, makin' burritos tonight and encheladas for tomorrow. Just showed my kid the proper way to flip someone off.
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 9:32 pm | Edited by: saispas
Just showed my kid the proper way to flip someone off.

With "balls" or no?

Just took a couple of my Ativan and cracked open a Corona with my Tigers key ring bottle opener. GROWL!
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 9:34 pm
Balls are for the ladies. I explained that to him. Men give the whole goddamned thing.
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 9:37 pm
Yeah, I always think it looks very undignified when I see women throwing the finger out solo. It is awkward somehow. Hey, I had to have the West Memphis gurls show me the light.
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 9:40 pm
Men give the whole goddamned thing.
Amen to that...that always bugs the shit outta me when I see that "fancy" finger fly.....
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 9:43 pm
dude, there is a sale on yuengling at the midtown mini mart, a case of 16 oz cans for $14, you know how i'm partying with that and all the b-ball games
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 9:45 pm
I gotta coupla old First 48's I need to get off the DVR and I will make sure I let that Fancy Finger Fly a few times throughout the night for y'all.
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 9:46 pm
Ha ha ha ha.....and, as a bona-fide insomniac...that first 48 show is pretty damn good in the wee hours......
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 9:47 pm
The wife and the boy are throwing plastic easter eggs at each other, and the dog keeps trying to take the bunny ears off it's head. I'm gonna staple them to her head later. All dogs should have bunny ears.
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 9:48 pm | Edited by: SSSSSSS
I'd damn near kill for a Yuengling right now. The Cash Cab parked behind a Yuengling truck for a street shout out the other day and I craved it hard!

Right now I'm partying this way: had a bottle of Barefoot Chardonnay, some salmon and broccoli, just got a 4-pack of 16 oz clamato y Budweisers and a 6-pack of PBR! It's gonna be good. Well, except for the fact that the local 7-11 stopped selling Camel Filter Soft pack, so my next pack of smokes is gonna be in a box...
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 9:51 pm
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 9:51 pm
You get, like, three more drags from soft packs. Economy! Party!
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 9:52 pm
Exactly, Matto. Exactly.
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 9:53 pm
i was thinking of giving some shit to some aussies but the site is down
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 9:54 pm
Is it? I hadn't looked today.
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 9:56 pm
I especially liked Albini's bit on TJ.

Met a hyperactive, mildly-retarded fellow named Trevor, who once fucked Byron in the rump. He taught us some good Strine epithets: "Dag" -- the bit of shit stuck to the wool around a sheep's asshole "Dead Shit" -- useless motherfucker and "Fuckwit" or "Total Fuckwit" -- pud.
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 9:58 pm
i've got that issue of forced exposure that it came out of, tj has another name on that board now
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 9:59 pm
i'm taking 100 pictures a day while in nashville
i'm giving my carpal tunnel a workout... PARTY!
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 10:01 pm
you staying there until michigan? give tom a hug for me
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 10:01 pm
Yeah, I saw.

Just finished my second taco. I "was" going to make burritos, but fuck it. I wanted to put more in there than the tortilla could handle.
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 10:24 pm
shit to some aussies

Posted: Mar 14, 2008 10:32 pm
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Posted: Mar 14, 2008 10:40 pm
lost all my extra cash gambling at a crappy casino in the middle of the desert last night. staying in.
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 10:46 pm
staying in

Posted: Mar 14, 2008 10:48 pm
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 10:49 pm
you staying there until michigan?

i'm probably back in memphis to see quintron next friday
and of course.... ANY excuse to give tom a hug!
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 10:51 pm
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Posted: Mar 14, 2008 11:15 pm
3rd leinenkugels creamy dark lager, just about to start recording my easter podcast, get drunk and play records baby! gonna see if i can finish this six pack in the next 40 or so minutes... the podcast will remain secular and will not have any God talk.
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 11:16 pm
Donkeys drinkin wine and rockin out with the train. Can't think of a better way to spend a friday night.
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 11:19 pm
Have Slut, Will Travel rules. Thanks, Donkey!
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 11:20 pm
drank my last 6 yuenglings and told goner rhea to come over. two hours later she still hadn't left her house. i told her me and the mrs. were to tired now and stay the fuck home bith. we got our jammies on and watched the gore gore girls. now i took my anti-snore medicine so i can go to sleep without being told to roll over 5 times in the middle of the night.
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 11:20 pm
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Posted: Mar 14, 2008 11:33 pm
Cooked up my last batch of sausage and peppers for awhile, drank some beers, listened to some music, read some words, watched THE FIRST FUCKING EPISODE OF THE A-TEAM.
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 11:35 pm
Watched some Ice Age 2 with the fambly earlier. Not as good as the first one. Who told Queen Latifa she could be in that movie. Anyway, they're all sacked out. Gonna grab some beers, head upstairs and listen to some of my new records.

Cococoma's probably ending their set right now in SXSW land. From what I hear, mtv is all over that place this year.
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 11:38 pm

Tim Dunnigan? THAT'S NOT FACE!
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 11:42 pm
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Donkey, I'm gonna have the coolest mixtape to listen to tomorrow!
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 11:45 pm
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 11:48 pm
now i took my anti-snore medicine so i can go to sleep without being told to roll over 5 times in the middle of the night.

Heee! Sounds familiar! The telling part...but I kick real hard and cuss too. What is this miracle "medicine" you speak of? Nose strips are bunk.
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 11:50 pm
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Posted: Mar 15, 2008 12:07 am
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 12:15 am | Edited by: eric o
watching crazy love.... pretty good. ate some vietnamese. missin' some folks in austin, not really the nuttiness. saw cheveu in the store yesterday, talked to g jesse, brian from golden boys, and got a message from jbunny. these are people are the reason to be in a-town! hope you're all havin' fun!
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 12:52 am
watchin the tami show.
couldnt help it after posting the miracles video earlier today
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 12:53 am
oh, and i DID play 2 god songs, oblivians final stretch and gories there but for the grace of god go i...

get drunk good friday style!
coming soon.
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 1:38 am
donkey party!
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 1:40 am
It was like Pokemon. I caught 'em all.
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 2:12 am
Went to a "School Of Rock" thing a teacher is trying to organize at my older son's Jr. High. I was recruited as the assitant instructor next to the actual teacher cuz none of the other parents of the musicians want to get involved. My six grade son dissed the apparent eighth grade "guitar hero" for not knowing how to tune out of a drop D (and showed him the proper tuning) then they attempteded to plau "Louie Louie". It sounded like a "weird punk" version of the song played by Black Sabbath just waking up in the morning.

Then I got home hung out with them and afterwards went and saw a bluegrass band that featured the one time Moonlight bass player. Their encore was two Grateful Dead songs. One time bass player apologized for it. I'm one of the guys dj'ing the place's pub crawl event tomorrow night though so I got Bell's Hop Slam (10% abv and 100% Michigan made) for free.,.and then there were the tall chicks...

Yep! Party!!!!
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 2:13 am
ill take my monkeys you take yer donkeys
we'll have a race right now
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 2:22 am
My six grade son dissed the apparent eighth grade "guitar hero" for not knowing how to tune out of a drop D

I shiuldn't laugh. Kids and all. But thats hillarious.
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 2:36 am | Edited by: dale
I shiuldn't laugh. Kids and all. But thats hillarious.

I shouldn't laugh either. I can't play a solo to save my life. He shakes his head when I ask "How did you figure that out." Don't teach yr kids the basic then encourage them from there...I hate being shown up by an 11 year old...though I did tell him that if he gets a band together and actually write their own songs (I have suspicions about groups like the Muldoons, Old Skull and Hanson) I'd manage them and put their record out. Then son pointed out to me that the bands like the Small Faces and alot of those Back From The Grave bands were only about 5 or 6 years older than him when they put out their first records. I was gonna say "Who told you that?" but then realized I was the one that feed him such info.
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 2:39 am
here they go! around the bend!
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 2:53 am
do doo do do do doo doo
(doo doo)
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 3:00 am
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 3:07 am
I'd set up races between my dog and goat but either way people would bitch about me being in cahoots with the odds.
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 3:11 am
theres a train crossing the bridge right now, its so close it makes our house shake...
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 11:51 am
a loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and every Pepe Le Pew cartoon I've got on tape.
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 12:30 pm
I hate being shown up by an 11 year old.

last time i played tennis (before i twisted my knee, never to play this game again), an 11 year old kicked my ass. it was his serve that killed me. 11.
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 1:10 pm
sobriety and tiredness.
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 1:15 pm
Screwdriver at 11:30AM in honor of Mickey Mantle.

Writing songs for my new krautrock band, The Red Wing Earners.
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 1:20 pm | Edited by: SSSSSSS
just had some coffee, now I'm off to get a pack o' smokes and some tasty sodas: couple of Moxies and a couple of Mexican Cokes, probably. mebbe a couple Dublin Dr. Peppers too. Party on!
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 1:23 pm
Gotta get me a couple Quench sodas too. Fuck it, I just got paid. I'm gonna go nuts, get me a whole case of tasty cokes.
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 1:27 pm
ST PATRICKs WEEKEND! Party central in ol' PH. People take it very seriously too. EVERY bar in this town opened at 7 am this morning.
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 1:52 pm | Edited by: jahna
Drinking gallons of tea, working and torturing bandmates with these:

Posted: Mar 15, 2008 1:57 pm
i'm severely hungover after total drunken shenanigans last night. bosco's beer always kills me. i somehow managed to get completely wasted and only spent 8 dollars the whole night. the beer gods were smiling down upon me.

now i gotta go downtown and skate in this st. paddy's day parade then drink some hair of the dog. :)
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 2:04 pm
I like popcorn. Trying to choose my favorite. I'm really liking U96. Most danceable so far!
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 2:06 pm

i didn't realize it til i dropped my friend off at her work (whole foods) where she has to wear a green leprechaun hat all day today, tomorrow and monday.
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 2:06 pm
but then realized I was the one that feed him such info.

"i learned it from you, dad. i learned it from YOU!" at least the probabilty of him becoming a skin and murdering you are pretty slim. good job on the kid raisin', dale
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 2:43 pm
Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Yoplait pineapple yogurt--I'm outta control.

Posted: Mar 15, 2008 2:47 pm
Brewin' some coffee, then I'm goin' to the record store!
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 2:53 pm
I just rocked the Goner Schooley 7\". Both sides, cuz I\'m sick like hat.

Also the new Les Hulks/ El Vicio split on Sentenza. YEAH!
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 3:09 pm
Green banana puddin' & bourbon.
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 3:11 pm
watching gomer pyle and downloading slayer songs.
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 3:12 pm | Edited by: Jack Stands
Green banana puddin' & bourbon

That just oozes "sexy". Or diarrhea.
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 3:23 pm
Now I'm leaning towards Mr. K on the popcorn tip.
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 3:39 pm
Green banana puddin' & bourbon

That just oozes "sexy". Or diarrhea.

The st. Patrick's day pudding looks really gross. It's a dark rich green to promote dark rich green diarrhea.
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 3:47 pm
gonna drink some beers & head to the bar down the street where i just noticed a ms. pac-man/galaga machine through the window the other day.

and hopefully avoid all the st. paddy's day amateurs.
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 3:49 pm
March Madness!
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 4:01 pm
i think i'm going to puke.,,

better go to the bar.
Posted: Mar 16, 2008 5:53 pm
Posted: Mar 16, 2008 6:27 pm
2 hits. thinking about making some spaghetti.
Posted: Mar 16, 2008 6:50 pm
almnost finashed a pint of smirnoff. i'm already tota;;ed.
Posted: Mar 16, 2008 10:33 pm
king of kong: a fistfull of quarters
Posted: Mar 16, 2008 10:49 pm
Partying tonight with 6 tallboy Pabst Blue Ribbons, a brand new charcoal grill (first use this year), a 16oz prime t-bone steak, chopped potatos with green peppers and asparagus, pre-packaged hash browns, and some Blue Cheer. Cheers, mates.
Posted: Mar 16, 2008 11:17 pm
got back home from a wedding where i had a couple of glasses of white wine to kill off the stupid stupid hangover from last night's stupid ass crazings. (i somehow ended up getting talked in to hanging out on beale street and i proceeded to drink 6 hurricanes and a lot of beer. i'm not entirely sure how me and my car ended up back at my house, but i'm glad it happened.) i ended up catching the bouquet, which makes the SEVENTH wedding bouquet i have caught in my life. (it's a hex, i swear.)

now i'm fillin' out ncaa brackets, drinkin' water, and listenin' to neurosis. i'm contemplating going to pick up beer and a movie.
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 12:31 am
kubler absinthe
worth all the big bucks it cost just for the ritual alone!
53% alcohol!
incredibly REFRESHING
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 1:14 am
5 lukewarm blatz cans. spaghetti, sauce out of a can.
and starcade! (arcade to the stars)
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 1:44 am | Edited by: dale
Damn raspberry beer, some shake, Doritos and insomnia.
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 5:59 pm
good job on the kid raisin', dale

Though we are watching the Devo "Complete Truth Of Devolution" for the 3rd time this week. I was about the oldest one's age the first time I saw most of that stuff. It wigged me out.

Sometimes I just ain't sure what I'm doing.
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 8:13 pm
Aw, dale, I think you're doing a great job. I love hearing about your kids.

(i somehow ended up getting talked in to hanging out on beale street and i proceeded to drink 6 hurricanes and a lot of beer.

Beale St. can be very fun, I'll say it forever. I'm a sucker for those dueling pianos. Did you catch those? Of course, Beale St. can be very bad, bad, bad. Some of the worst drunks of my life started or ended there.

I'm partying with some red wine (duh) and some corned beef and cabbage. I don't much like St. Patty's day, but I love the fact that they put corned beef on sale. I did get kind of nostalgic tonight for the late 70s, early 80s pub crawls in Memphis. The first one I ever went to started downtown and went to Overton Square. And, I mean, tequila shots at every bar between here and there. Later I worked at Zinnie's for a couple of years on SPD and it really sucked. But, it was kind of fun walking from downtown to Overton Square drinking all the way!
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 8:20 pm
I'm partyin' with my Saved by the Bell (season 2) on DVD.
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 8:59 pm
smithwicks bottles. ape, baby!
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 9:07 pm
Beale St. can be very fun, I'll say it forever. I'm a sucker for those dueling pianos. Did you catch those? Of course, Beale St. can be very bad, bad, bad. Some of the worst drunks of my life started or ended there.

mostly what i did was laugh at duke and ut gettin beat cuz i was slurpin' down the drinks while watchin the games. missed out on most of the music. it was kind of funny cuz we at one point were sittin on the porch at silky o's and ruby wilson was singing goddamned mustang sally and in the middle of it, said something about the memphis tigers and everyone cheered. it was pretty hilarious/bad. took that as my cue to leave for another bar. had a pretty big group of rollergirls and their s.o.'s so we fended off most of the retards, thankfully. didn't have to deal with too much typical beale b.s. i have a low tolerance for it and usually end up gettin' in some sort of altercation with some moron so i gotta watch. the drunker i get, the more i wanna make fun of people (who have a lowered tolerance for getting made fun of the drunker THEY get.)
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 9:13 pm
well, whenever I'm down there I'm usually so drunk I don't got no cause to make fun of anyone! I used to go down there alone in a particularly bleak time in my life. I got into a lot of drunken trouble. But I used to go there because there were plenty of people also looking to get in trouble.
Bet you rollergirls were hell on wheels! PI!!
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 9:17 pm
the hippie whose dog stays here is over, watching TV and drinking cheap beer. he comes here to visit his dog... he paints houses for a living... leaves his home at 7 AM or something and is back around 6 or so... his dog would be inside the whole time, so my friend lets the dog stay here and hang out w/ her two dogs. they all get along and play and do dog things.

i've been working on my next installation all day and am covered in newsprint and feel that icky way you feel when you work with paper... all i want to do is shower, but i'm not gonna w/ this hippie who is here hanging w/ his dog.

my friend is at work. she'll be back at 11:30... i was GONNA shower and then watch a movie (a daniel day lewis film fest i had planned because he's irish) but this hippie is annoying in that he is BEYOND stoned all the time and i can't understand a thing he says because he's incomprehensible AND he reeks of both pot AND cigarettes, both of which he is smoking in the living room even though when he asked me, i told him i'd rather that he smoked on the back porch...

whoo hoo PARTY
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 9:18 pm
Cracked open my first Green Death tall boy in honor of St. Patrick's Day.
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 9:20 pm
reeks of both pot AND cigarettes

Wow, TK. I bet you just LOVE staying with me!
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 9:25 pm | Edited by: Theresa K
alisa - your house is YOUR house!
and YOU don't reek. you just smoke, no biggie.

this guy is a miasma of smokey stench PLUS he's smoking

big big difference.

AND he asked me if it was OK to smoke in here, and i said that spock smoked outside, and he ought to as well. and here he is smoking IN here
and i seem to recall you going outside for cigarettes too.
my sister smokes but not IN our house - she goes to the back yard (but mostly so the kid doesn't see her smoking)
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 9:27 pm | Edited by: Alisa
It's always weird being stuck in a house alone with a smelly hippie, I guess. :)

and i seem to recall you going outside for cigarettes too.
I try to. Smoking is a nasty habit! But one that I so enjoy.
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 9:29 pm
its not the smoking really... the smoking is just the punctuation on the
incomprehensible talker
whom i barely know
and now i feel like i can't take a shower because its a small house and yadda yadda
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 9:45 pm
the Norman Bates fear...ah yea. Why do you think I have clear shower curtains?
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 9:54 pm
well, the hippie left
he was kinda disappointed that his dog didn't pay attention to him
she was laying on the dog bed that's on the back porch...

now i'm gonna bust out the absinthe (kubler NOT lucid, like we photographed on joe's marquee) and forget about the shower for tonight. i'm gonna catch the tail end of law & order
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 9:54 pm | Edited by: bradx
Why do you think I have clear shower curtains?
so you have time to grab yer m-16?
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 9:55 pm
my wife is watching law and order, i unfortunately am listening to it.
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 9:56 pm
my wife is watching law and order

its a chick thing brad.
L&O has some good eye candy
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 9:56 pm
I am also watching Law and Order. SVU comes on USA at 10. Party!!
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 10:18 pm
its not the smoking really... the smoking is just the punctuation on the
incomprehensible talker
whom i barely know
and now i feel like i can't take a shower because its a small house and yadda yadda

maybe you should've offered to let him go first?

showering does a smelly hippie good...
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 10:19 pm
my wife is watching law and order

its a chick thing brad.
L&O has some good eye candy

are you saying brad's wife isn't married to some good eye candy?
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 10:21 pm
Shaved my head earlier. Fucked it up. Took out a nice chunk of skin. Too bloody to finish. Too patchy to go out. I love holidays.
Now I'll watch No Country for Old Men and drink Polish spirits.
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 10:27 pm
were you using hedge trimmers?
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 10:28 pm
are you saying brad's wife isn't married to some good eye candy?
"i only have eyes for you" by the flamingos was the song for our grand march, or first dance, or whatever you call that shit.
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 10:45 pm
All kidding a side, at least Brad X can get a girl.
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 10:49 pm
All kidding aside, at least Brad X can get a girl.

"Hey, I can get one for ten minutes. That's my limit."
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 10:50 pm
gimme a steak! soaked in whiskey...
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 11:00 pm
No. But I did stop concentrating for a moment. A painless, bloody moment. Now I've got a lovely scab on my scalp, set off by several furry stripes. At least I had almost finished the job. Wig time?
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 11:06 pm
use nair
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 11:18 pm
Nair == Drano. Tried it once. I'd rather have scabs than blisters.
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 11:23 pm
I'm about to open up my 4th Green Death of the night.
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 11:29 pm
once maggot gets here i'm gonna upload a photo of my latest sandwich creation
Posted: Mar 18, 2008 12:02 am
once maggot gets here i'm gonna upload a photo of my latest sandwich creation

2 slices of bread 1 cup?
Posted: Mar 18, 2008 12:12 am
I'm about to open up my 4th Green Death of the night.

Hmm, what's green death in your neck of the woods? It used to be the name for Raineer Ale 'round here. Montage must've bought a ton of it as it was phased out, cuz that's the last place I saw a 40oz of it.

Last place I saw Oly stubbies was at Barbur foods. I miss the stubbies WAY more than I miss Raineer Ale, however.
Posted: Mar 18, 2008 12:19 am | Edited by: deadcityrebel
2 slices of bread 1 cup?
no. it is the turbenURL
Posted: Mar 18, 2008 12:39 am
im writing next weeks sermon on the evils of sunday worship and why practicing catholics are hellbound for not following biblical law. easter is a PAGAN holiday. the TRUE sabbath is the 7th day, saturday. if you ignore the 4th commandment you might as well toss out the whole old testament.


“Full well you reject the commandment of God, that you may keep your own tradition” (Mark 7:9)

“What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: you shall not add thereto, nor diminish from it.” (Deuteronomy 12:32)
Posted: Mar 18, 2008 12:39 am
Hmm, what's green death in your neck of the woods?
Green Death=Special Export.
Man, I didn't think there would be regional differences for "Green Death".
Posted: Mar 18, 2008 12:43 am
Hmm, what's green death in your neck of the woods?

was special export in mpls. nasty shit, but you could always get a few minutes of bob stinson's time for a pint.

no. it is the turbenURL

food just ain't so photogenic, is it? looks like something you'd find in a fifty-five hundred dollar whore's underpants...
Posted: Mar 18, 2008 2:04 am
yeah, but probably tastes tons better. i'd bet 5500 on it.
Posted: Mar 18, 2008 2:12 am
absinthe is a cure all people, i tell ya
Posted: Mar 18, 2008 2:15 am
use nair

some kid i went to high school with had did that on a dare when he was in elementary school and he had patches where his hair didn't grow back at all. (didn't know him when he was in elementary school though so i don't know what it did to him during the incident. only saw the aftermath about 10 years or so later.)
Posted: Mar 18, 2008 2:17 am
ms pac man with the speed up hack!!!
fuck yeah!
Posted: Mar 18, 2008 3:01 am
i'm finally done reading all the crap i have to read for tomorrow. i will celebrate by going to sleep. goodnight, fuckos! :D
Posted: Mar 18, 2008 11:26 am
the hippie whose dog stays here is over

oh, that man o' yours. when's the wedding?
Posted: Mar 18, 2008 12:01 pm
Man, I didn't think there would be regional differences for "Green Death".

In NY when I was a teen, we called Genesee Cream Ale Green Death.

I'm told that these days, Jennie Cream is sold as other labels as well, including the McSorley's light that you can get on draft in the city. Don't know if that rumor is true or not.
Posted: Mar 18, 2008 1:05 pm
Hmm, what's green death in your neck of the woods?

Export 'A' cigarettes = green death
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gonna learn "867-5309-Jenny"(because I'm corny) while driking a 12 pack of STEEL RESERVE HIGH GRAVITY!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Mar 19, 2008 4:27 pm
this is the only Green Death that ever mattered in my neck o' the woods.
Posted: Mar 19, 2008 5:10 pm
Green Death

i'm all about the green fairy these days.... only mine is a cloudy white, not green. but the bottle is green. 53% alcohol is quite a buzz
Posted: Mar 19, 2008 6:47 pm
i just got back from the peace protest...
Posted: Mar 19, 2008 10:14 pm
Green Death

i've got a bottle of green staroplzenecky in the freezer.
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After going to a lame party, I'm watching Die Hard for the bazillionth time.
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Donkey should be a fucking dj.

Was partying earlier by trying to find the dead rat in the garage.
Stinks to high heaven, but can't find it.
Will move everything out of the garage tomorrow.
Someone call Lenord Neymoy over to my house for a 2008 edition of "In Search Of..."
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Who the fuck is THAT?
Posted: Jun 28, 2008 1:57 am
Who the fuck is THAT?
Broxxes! duh
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Who the fuck is THAT?
Broxxes! duh

Sorry, never heard of 'em.
Thanks, Donkey!
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Sorry, never heard of 'em.
Posted: Jun 28, 2008 2:15 am
Was partying earlier by trying to find the dead rat in the garage.
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I'm gonna find this guy. And Start a band.
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2 yars before a hernia
Posted: Jun 30, 2008 11:07 pm
Broke 3 fingernails, hit my left thumb with a hammer, cut my right thumb slicing up onions, took my change to the coinstar and then watched Veronica Mars.
Posted: Jun 30, 2008 11:25 pm
I'm working on my fourth High Life now, and listening to Crime "S.F. is STILL Doomed".
Posted: Jul 1, 2008 12:31 am
fiddin' to go to bed up in this piece; party on, Wayne...
Posted: Jul 1, 2008 12:58 am
hacker pschorr munich gold
Posted: Jul 1, 2008 11:53 am
I defragmented my hard drive last night.
Posted: Jul 1, 2008 12:11 pm
leftover chicken parm and a glass of lemonade.
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