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Posted: Mar 14, 2008 1:37 pm
 
I didn't know this, until just seconds ago. From now on, code names for everything!
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 1:40 pm
 
o man. fucking champs fans are gonna be soO pissed!
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 1:48 pm
 
who uses their real name online, "miss linda"?
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 1:59 pm
 
My first name is miss, and my last name is linda.

It's an old family name.
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 1:59 pm | Edited by: jerryd
 
o man. fucking champs fans are gonna be soO pissed!

Maybe this will be incentive for them to make some good music
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 2:02 pm
 
i take back my comment about eliot spitzer's wife being MILF-ish.

unless she's reading this now & needs comforted.
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 2:06 pm
 
EVERYBODY RULES!
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 2:25 pm
 
I need to get into the WITNESS PROTECTION PLAN right now!
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 3:24 pm
 
yeah well no shit. thats why i had 2 detectives on my porch one morning, with a book sized print out of what seemed to be every single post ive made on goner, and only on goner, ever.

since then ive been all too aware everybody can look up whatever anyone writes, anywhere online.
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 3:39 pm
 
It's an old family name.

Are you from the Illinois lindas?
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 3:46 pm
 
yeah well no shit. thats why i had 2 detectives on my porch one morning, with a book sized print out of what seemed to be every single post ive made on goner, and only on goner, ever.

since then ive been all too aware everybody can look up whatever anyone writes, anywhere online.


Brad "X" (cough) is on the jury (cough) for some murder case (cough) in Manitowoc County (cough) and he's (nudge) blabbing about it (wink) all over the internet (nudge)

(nudge nudge)

(wink wink)
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 3:53 pm | Edited by: Shaun A
 
I'd hate to be a detective and have to go through endless 'what is and isn't punk' discussions on hundreds of message boards every day.

SARGEANT MILFER: We got anything on that heist in Jersey last week?

OFFICER DOOBIE: Nada. Zilch. But apparently Bad Religion are the world's biggest sellouts

SARGEANT MILFER: No way, I love those guys. they're keeping the spirit of '77 alive!

OFFICER DOOBIE: Tits or GTFO

SARGEANT MILFER: LOLZ
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 4:38 pm
 
they mostly liked my story about being convicted of a crime i didnt commit and the cops lying about it on the stand. if theres one thing cops love, its when you call other cops liars. they had that true story, over a year old, bookmarked, along with several others...

yeah, thanks for that, keith. they couldnt understand why someone whos last name i didnt know would be making a joke they didnt understand in the first place. they also wanted to know who banned was, unfortunately i couldnt remember kevin's last name either.
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 9:45 pm
 
Oops...
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 9:47 pm
 
I'm eating stew made out of prostitutes
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 12:18 am
 
That's why I don't talk about coke, speed, LSD and that kinda stuff on this board anymore. Let alone prostitutes.
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 12:26 am
 
I knew i held on to my Stupid High School Punk Rock Name for a reason.
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 12:29 am
 
That's, like, how it works.
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 2:52 am
 
I knew i held on to my Stupid High School Punk Rock Name for a reason


I second that..
Mark Death
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 3:04 am
 
well somehow they knew who the fuck i was. must be some sort of cop voodoo. i probably had my name or address in order some shit thread or something once. my last name isnt really x. somehow they figgered it out.
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 7:18 am
 
my last name isnt really x. somehow they figgered it out.

Fuck! These feds are even smarter than I thought.
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 12:46 am
 
For as much as I do enjoy the board, I would as depressed as Jack Stands if I had to monitor it for a living.
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 3:23 pm
 
o man. fucking champs fans are gonna be soO pissed!
Alas, the Goner Board starts at #71. It can be bumped up if someone links the thread in their blog.
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 4:19 pm
 
Hi Mom!
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 4:33 pm
 
Hi Mom!

Tell me about it.
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 4:35 pm
 
Do you get your ass kicked after posting some ugly shit?
I do, and need a support group.
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 4:36 pm
 
You just get a dry-cleaning van with a giant antenna on it parked outside your house for a month..
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 4:40 pm | Edited by: Ding Le Dangle
 
our house is a van with a giant antenna on it
Posted: Mar 19, 2008 11:28 pm
 
I'm sorry Marla.
Posted: Mar 19, 2008 11:32 pm
 
You have a song dedicated to you.
Posted: Mar 19, 2008 11:44 pm
 
Who me? What song?
Posted: Mar 19, 2008 11:46 pm
 
I hope nobody brings all this stuff up when I run for congress.
Posted: Mar 19, 2008 11:59 pm
 
Vote Populist Funnysmartname: She doesn't like broken glass dildos any more than you.
Posted: Mar 20, 2008 12:22 am
 
Take that Candice Miller!
Posted: Mar 20, 2008 12:23 am
 
I was just having a conversation with somebody about why marrying carrots is better than broken glass! To the bathtub...
Posted: Mar 20, 2008 12:24 am
 
I'm not sure what to do with the grapefruit though.
Posted: Mar 20, 2008 12:25 am
 
gape gape gape!!!
Posted: Mar 20, 2008 12:26 am
 
propane propane...
Posted: Mar 22, 2008 11:47 am
 
Posted: Mar 22, 2008 5:45 pm
 
I was just having a conversation with somebody about why marrying carrots is better than broken glass! To the bathtub...

We need to hang out in the produce section !
Posted: Apr 1, 2008 11:00 am | Edited by: jenna
 
out of boredom, i googled my name, and uh, the road not taken leads me right here:

http://www.jennayoung.com/

some of this i could handle, like the grandmother part:

Jenna is a proud wife and mother of three grown sons and two step-children as well as a grandmother. Jenna is thrilled to be married to her high school sweetheart after losing contact with him for 21 years. They are thrilled to live in the beautiful surroundings of Colorado where Jenna likes to jog and dabble in interior design as a hobby.
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