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Posted: Jul 8, 2004 12:25 am
Red Shoe Diaries, Sister Emmanuelle, Cruel Passion, The Princess and the Call Girl.

My dad use to record these off Showtime. I remember getting pissed off because other kids parents had real porn and I was stuck with this. I remembered liking Poison Ivy (think that may have been more 90’s though).

Posted: Jul 8, 2004 12:33 am
Shannon Tweed movies. Night Eyes series. Scorned is a good one. guess thats 90s, but i wasnt old enough to appreciate soft core as a lil kid in the 80s.

oh yea, Blown Away with both coreys and nicole eggert from charles in charge is pretty awesome.

Posted: Jul 8, 2004 12:52 am
Posted: Jul 8, 2004 3:11 am
Totally not 80's, but early 90's: "The Hot Spot" with Jennifer Connely, any of the Real Sex series, any HBO Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue special, anything featuring a Tweed sister.

Also great from that time period, but not on cable: Anything that had to do with the supermodel/waif phenomenon, any ad with Kate Moss in it, Vanity Fair, Vouge.....anything Madonna did during her Erotica/Bedtime stories period.

satanic war chicken
Posted: Jul 8, 2004 4:06 am
takin' it off
takin' it all off
takin'it off
Mr Blvd
Posted: Jul 8, 2004 4:46 am
Shannon Tweed is one of my favorite actress.
Scorned is a classic.
umm...Illicit Acts or somethin like that.
Red Shoe Diaries was great.
Embrace of the Vampire with Alysa Milano was another good one.
The Emmanuelle series

ah the early 90s
sound down.
put the return channel on Sportscenter just in case.

Andrew Earles
Posted: Jul 8, 2004 8:47 am
Oh god...if there was one thing omnipresent in my upbringing, it was 80's cable, and as such, 80's cable soft core. I was more privy to general rated-R movies that had a lot of sex, and with some of these movies, I knew exactly how many minutes/hours in that the scene took place. "Angel Heart" was a good example of this. "Spring Break" had some hot scenes. Cinemax Friday Nights....."Lady Chatterly's Lover"....someone should write a rundown of every Cinemax After Dark movie. That somebody is not me. Also, another Skinemax staple was "In Praise Of Older Women" with a pre-"fame" Tom Berenger. In the early-90's, when I lived with my mom and we got the cable guide, a still from this movie was altered to show Tom Berenger's dick. It was reputed to be some kind of prank on the cable guide printing/layout line that made it out to the public. My mom found this so amusing as to circle the member with a pen and show it to me. "Look what happened in the cable guide." She went on to tell me about fairly regular pranks of this nature in the 60's involving people "hanging out" of their underwear in the Sears catalog.
Andrew Earles
Posted: Jul 8, 2004 8:48 am
that's "Lady Chatterley"
Posted: Jul 8, 2004 5:01 pm
Pay-per-view in the late Eighties used to air those Bikini Open contests...oh, and some crazy shit called "Summer Games"...I remember this chick with enormous ta-ta's and tassles on her nipples.
Stagger Lee
Posted: Jul 8, 2004 7:44 pm
A quick thinking friend in the 7th grade used to record all R-rated flicks shown on Ontario’s cable Movie Network. He then had the patience and the two VCRs required to make elaborate ‘mix tapes’ featuring just the sex scenes from the Hollywood/B-grade fare.

Off the top of my head I can remember the choppy tape contained snippets from:
Jungle Fever, Whore, Zandelee (A bearded Nic Cage fucking Judge Reinhold’ wife), Kentucky Fried Movie, Porky’s, Sirens (!), The Unbearable Lightness of Being, and, of course, Fast Time At Ridgemont High…plus tons more burned into my subconscious.

Today, the thought of this 14 year old Mathlete fast forwarding through 90 minutes of Jeff Goldblum’s ‘The Tall Guy’ just to extract 26 seconds of boobage is all proof I need of the inexhaustible human spirit.

Posted: Jul 8, 2004 7:48 pm
Hair Metal Videos.

Of the top of my head: Motley Crue's "Girls, Girls, Girls"

Aerosmith's "Love in an Elevator"

Warrant's "Cherry Pie"

I would record all of these and watch them repeatedly pausing on the good parts....the 80's was a good era for soft porn.

Posted: Jul 8, 2004 7:49 pm
Madonna videos were pretty good to jack off too also...

Like that one that's based on Metropolis, where she has a iron collar around her neck...or like than one when she's in a strip club straddling the chair.
The 80's were a good time.

Posted: Jul 8, 2004 7:55 pm
second that (madonna)
Posted: Jul 8, 2004 7:56 pm
van halen-hot for teacher
motley crue-SOS
morning workout shows
some random thoughts/memories...
Posted: Jul 8, 2004 8:00 pm
Yeah those Jane Fonda workout tapes count as soft porn...to a 12 year old at least. My Mom had the pregnancy one, and the cool thing about it was that Jane Fonda wasn't pregnant but she was still doing all these like squats and lunges and shit, squeeze, now squeeze.

What video was Motley Crue's "SOS" was that on Girls Girls Girls are Dr.Feelgood? I don't remember it, was is banned?

Posted: Jul 8, 2004 8:01 pm
Can a female enter into this testosterone-filled nostalgiafest?

The straight up fuck in the alley scene in Quadrophenia.

I had the misfortune of watching that, being surprisingly turned on and having my dad determine that was the time to come "socialize" with his 16 year old daughter. We just sat on the couch silent and stared at the TV. Ugh.

Stagger Lee
Posted: Jul 8, 2004 8:23 pm
Females are more than welcome to add to this thread and voice their recollections of the first time they saw 'Blue Lagoon'.
Posted: Jul 8, 2004 8:31 pm
Fierydrunk, by "socialize" do you mean "make-out"? Please say yes.
Posted: Jul 8, 2004 9:15 pm
"Get in there moi! son!"
yes, also taken from Quadrophenia, but when they are at the party and everyone is tucked away in bedrooms making out. I LOVED the fuck scene in the alley during that movie as well. HOT. Back on topic---my best friend (at the time) and I used to sneak the Emanuelle movies on SHowtime when we were like, 12 years old, or something. Same thing wiht Lady Chatterley's lover on Skin-emax. Her parents would be "sleeping" and we would tune in. ANyhow, though, what i DID see this past weekend, was Marilyn Chambers' INSATIABLE. Fucking GREAT porn featuring not only the beautiful Marilyn, but also the legendary, and fabulously un-cut John Holmes. Fantastic, i have to say. Really.
Posted: Jul 8, 2004 9:49 pm
yeah that one Madonna video with the bullfighter...jerked off to that one many a time
Van Hammersly
Posted: Jul 8, 2004 10:16 pm
I did a search and saw where the Emmanuelle Collection is out on DVD. It’s been about 13 years but I still remember the one with the Bangkok kick-boxing match where her husband makes her bang the winner in front of everybody on all fours.

Oh to be young again…

Posted: Jul 8, 2004 10:28 pm
Uh, no Alienator, I never made out with my dad.

And, as far as the Blue Lagoon, I was sufficiently old enough and schooled by Emmanuelle, H.O.T.S., Animal House and various other HBO/Cinemax classics by the time of that film that I scoffed throughout. I was a huge V.C. Andrews fan though and the brother-sister love in those books is much more twisted than the Lagoon ever dreamed.

Van Hammersly
Posted: Jul 8, 2004 10:38 pm
Alienator, you used to jack-off over Areosmith videos? That’s weird dude.
Posted: Jul 8, 2004 10:43 pm
my first dirty HBO memory is Dressed to Kill - whoever they had as angie dickinson's body double totally had me drooling
Posted: Jul 9, 2004 12:41 am
Oh, Body Double! With what's her name!
Posted: Jul 9, 2004 1:27 am
i too was a fan of the "friday after dark" series on cinemax. i can remember one night they followed "lady chatterley's lover" with a documentary on sexual surragates. i had to turn the volume down real low as to not wake the parents.

Posted: Jul 9, 2004 9:22 am
what? no one saw jamie lee curtis in "love letters"?

and bo derek in "tarzan".

Posted: Jul 9, 2004 6:35 pm
This reminds me when me & sixteen met, we were just hangin out, listening to rock-n-roll records, talking about The Oblivians, watching Lady Chatterly’s Lover. That made us hot, so we started making out and rocked out to The Gories. Them was the days.
Posted: Jul 9, 2004 6:35 pm
you sure got the stuff baby. Pass me that Horizontal Action Magazine!
Posted: Jul 9, 2004 6:36 pm
what you want to eat later baby?
Posted: Jul 9, 2004 6:36 pm
ok... hold on.
Posted: Jul 9, 2004 6:37 pm
I don't care.
Posted: Jul 9, 2004 6:37 pm
Hey, quit hoggin the mouse!
Posted: Jul 9, 2004 6:39 pm
Keep on your side of the computer!
Nanne Tepper
Posted: Jul 9, 2004 7:12 pm
Body Double! Yeah, with Melany Griffith.
Didn't Mr Bateman in American Psycho hire that one every week?

My dinky toys:
* Alicia Milano in Who's the boss
* German 'krimi's' (policeseries), already showed tits in the 70's. Showed a 15 yr old Nastassia Kinski naked. This ruined a complete generation of East-Groninger pussy hunters. They all started chasing beauty.
* Romy Schneider in post Sissi movies. Oomph!
* Fancied Mindy in Mork and Mindy too, still got all the episodes, but no hard on anymore. (It was the magic of the sitcom-doll: does she ever go to the toilet? Does she even HAVE a cunt?
* Linda Hamilton, all the way from Hill Street Blues to whatever. Like to lick that lady all over. Still.
* And how about this little sweet sixteen: the girl named Charlie in Dallas, played the daughter of Priscilla. Oh, she made me come in my buttercake.

Nanne Tepper
Posted: Jul 9, 2004 7:31 pm
Oh, and eeeer..Pretty Baby, with a very, VERY young Brook Shields.... naked, flat and very VERY ashamed.

('Oh, I'd like to smuther that girl in chocolate sirup and boogie till the gals come home!')

Posted: Jul 9, 2004 7:53 pm
Yes we are all just like that guy in American Psycho.

Not only did I use to tape Aerosmith videos and pause it on the good parts.

I also used to jack off to a tape of Police Acadamey, during the Bonfire Scene when the blonde takes her top off.

And also, Splash where Daryl Hanna is walking up to the Statue of Liberty with no clothes on, and her glorious butt is in full moon.

Oh yeah, Young Guns, where that madame is like, "Yall can kiss my ass!" and then gets on her horse naked.

And also the movie version of Hair, has some good nude shots in it...skinny dipping etc...jacked off to that one alot.

Good Topic...I got a million more.

Van Hammersly
Posted: Jul 9, 2004 8:36 pm
The Terminator had a good scene.
Posted: Jul 9, 2004 9:46 pm
You mean where Arnold get zapped into the future buck naked and has to kill that biker for his clothes? Ha Ha..that is a good scene.
Posted: Jul 9, 2004 9:49 pm
Oh you mean when they bust in on that guy fuckin that girl in the hotel room...yeah that was a good scene. I never had that on video thow...well I had the edited T.V. version.
Posted: Jul 9, 2004 9:54 pm
There was a scene like that in Beverly Hills Cop only crappier...where like theres this wild police chase and one of the cars smashes threw the screne of a porno theatre...you see tit for maybe 3 seconds...and then when he like runs threw a hotel room, there's some topless women under the covers...that happened all the time in the 80's...I love chase scenes.
Posted: Jul 9, 2004 10:54 pm
Are you sure it wasn't 48 Hours or Another 48 Hours?
Posted: Jul 10, 2004 3:24 am
Get offa my dick and leave my chick outta it!
Posted: Jul 10, 2004 11:47 am
Darryl Hannah has a much better nude scene in "Clan of The Cavebear", full frontal nudity for at least a minute or two.
Nanne Tepper
Posted: Jul 10, 2004 7:39 pm
Nicole Kidman in Dead Calm: sailorsbutt and munchkin tits - mmmmmmm
Nicole Kidman in the horrible Bugsy Siegel: full frontal in mirror: big red wild pussy!
The little girl in Once Upon A Time In America: dancing, cockteasing.
(Ouch, and how about that rape scene in that movie. DeNiro coming twice!)

(Darryl Hannah made a movie recently that pictures her as a stripper. Nice. Titties like whiped cream)

Nanne Tepper
Posted: Jul 10, 2004 7:41 pm
whipped cream,

like to whipe it though

Posted: Jul 10, 2004 9:21 pm
I've got an even more pathetic story about the lengths I went to in order to obtain porn in my youth. When I was in middle school, there were two places in town that had porn. One was a grocery store that had Playboy and Penthouse magazines in with their regular periodicals, and one was a newsstand/bookstore that had every kind of porno mag you could imagine. At either one, if you were sneaky, you could grab a mag and page through it. Of course, eventually, this was not enough for me. I wanted to OWN it. However, my Christian upbringing prevented me from stealing anything (apparently "Thou shalt not look at porno" was not one of the commandments). So in order to keep my conscience clear, I would place the appropriate amount of cash somewhere in the store, usually by an unused register, just assuming that any employee who found it would put it in the register! Then I was free to stick the magazine up my shirt and walk out! Sometimes I would do something slightly different. I'd go somewhere else, buy another magazine of similar value (like "Metal Maniacs"), sneak THAT magazine IN to the place, then leave it there and sneak OUT with a porno mag! Needless to say, my eighteenth birthday was a milestone I had been looking forward to for quite some time.
Nanne Tepper
Posted: Jul 10, 2004 9:48 pm
I literally fell into a mighty closet filled with porn when I was 10 years old. This friend of mine his trucker daddy saved all the jerk off stuff he ever bought and put that into that 'secret closet'(you could camp in there) and we sneaked into that closet and spent hours in there figuring out what the fuck was going on. There was every kind of hard porn mags, kiddie porn, animalporn, and god, that kinda made us explode way too young cause we were already chasing pussy in those days too, eventhough we hadn't a clue what to do with it, in spite of all the lit we had 'read'.

Scary times I don't like to remember.

Anyways: we had a kind of newsstand too where you could buy porn and we'd lurk through the window all the time cause we was hooked on the stuff in some weird way and once I saw the new cover of a kiddieporn mag called Lolita (yes, very original; this was the seventies, you could buy that shiy at a newststand in Holland)and they had a pic on the cover of a bear chested girl, about my age (11) flat as a dime, looking so god awful sad that I still can remember that face.

That fucked me up bad. Real bad.

Posted: Jul 11, 2004 1:38 am
I've got a less sad story about finding porn that I think is kinda cool. When I was 11, my brother had this second storage closet in his room that he kept all his video game and sports stuff in. The floorboards weren't nailed down, they were just these loose boards going from one end of the closet to another. One day, I cleared out some of his trading card shit to try to lift up one of the boards, just out of sheer boredom. Low and behold, when I pulled one up, I discovered a stash of porno left behind from some teenage kid who had been living in the room in the early 60's. TONS of 60's nudie mags, adult books......JFK-era shit. This stash filled up every inch of the bottom of the closet, probably a few hundred mags. My parents room had a similar mini-storage closet, which their bed covered up. I pulled the bed away, and the same thing in there.....tons of 60's porno books. Man, I was beating off to vintage porno for like a year. The shitty thing is, since I had to move so much of our stuff out of the way to get to this buried treasure, I could only do it when nobody else was home. Fun times, tho.
Posted: Jul 11, 2004 2:26 am
Posted: Jul 26, 2004 10:20 pm

A Clint Howard masterpiece. As a kid, my parents wouldn't let us watch this one. I now know why.
Posted: Jul 26, 2004 11:35 pm
that movie looks sick.
Anybody else here not have cable but would sit there and try and jerk it through the scrambling? Just wait til ya saw a boob or ass. Pretty much just hearing it was enough.
Posted: Jul 26, 2004 11:44 pm
does howdy doody have wooden balls?
Posted: Jul 26, 2004 11:46 pm
I saw some homo porn by chance yesterday...what I want to know is how they can butt fuck each other so fast? Is that just from years of taking it up the butt? Another thing that struck me is how it's almost like watching animals have sex...like I don't know, like watching rinoscerouses have sex and shit...

Anyway if you get the chance it's good for a couple laughs.

Posted: Jul 26, 2004 11:49 pm
Don't even get me started on watching scrambled porno...there's some funny stories floating around about that.
Posted: Nov 27, 2016 1:09 am
Does anyone remember either an 80s or 90s softcore about this man who is at home and the two women just kinda pop up there and they are in the pool topless. Then the guys wife comes home and he eats her out to distract her from it. Then later another guy (pool guy maybe??) Shows up and the maid has a crush on him, so the two random women encourage the maid lady to try for it. Then at one point maid lady puts honey on her nipple and has pool guy lick it of. The movie end in the husband, wife, and one random girl having a threesome in the bedroom, then the maid lady, pool guys, and second random woman having a threesome in the shower. I have been trying to find this for a year now with no luck. It was so good.
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