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Posted: Feb 19, 2008 8:25 am
 
everyone's favorite ginger kid recreates marilyn's "the last sitting" photo shoot. yeah, looks to me like they're real....

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Posted: Feb 19, 2008 8:37 am
 
what a mouthful...hmmmm yummy
Posted: Feb 19, 2008 8:59 am
 
Is that a bandaid on her ass in the first picture?
Posted: Feb 19, 2008 9:43 am
 
Who cares about the first picture?!
Posted: Feb 19, 2008 9:52 am
 
Who cares about the first picture?!

for something that's all bright & white light, its a damn well executed photograph

photo #3 --- her face looks like madonna's face... all 49 years old of it (madonna's that is), not 36 like marilyn. damn, that girl's weariness shows through
Posted: Feb 19, 2008 10:04 am
 
It's not the the years, its the miles...
Posted: Feb 19, 2008 10:11 am
 
somehow those puppies look bigger off the leash
Posted: Feb 19, 2008 10:13 am
 
pretty sad...

at least marilyn had a joie de vivre in those pix, even though she would soon be dead --- i just love those bert stern pix and have studied them for years.... EVERYTHING in them from stern's work to marilyn's face and her relationship with the camera are quite unique and engaging

i think it was a good idea IN THEORY to find a young starlet to re-create that sitting.. but lohan totally LACKS marilyn's charisma plus has none of her own. she still looks like a little girl in some of the pix - a worn out piece of plasma and flesh and hard living shows up right through the camera. marilyn was 36, twice lohan's age... and had boozed and pilled her recent life away... not to mention the dark secrets she held, the many marriages, etc.... yet her innate sensuality - or her great ability as an actor on film, whether moving or still, could take over what ever was bother norma jean and turn her into MARILYN
Posted: Feb 19, 2008 10:26 am
 
I totally agree with you TK. She looks so worn out and old and pathetic.
I found all her freckles fascinating, though.
Posted: Feb 19, 2008 10:35 am
 
I found her lack of hips fascinating given she was supposed to look like Marilyn...
Posted: Feb 19, 2008 10:40 am
 
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Posted: Feb 19, 2008 10:57 am
 
good lord she looks rough

I mean, nice boobies and all, but jeez... what is she, like, 21?
Posted: Feb 19, 2008 11:01 am
 
Her face looks about 45.
Posted: Feb 19, 2008 11:15 am
 
Nice body. But going Blonde really brings out her haggard-ness. This photo shoot=bad idea,despite seeing her nude.
Posted: Feb 19, 2008 11:59 am
 
But going Blonde really brings out her haggard-ness.

Just consider her pre-milfed.
Posted: Feb 19, 2008 12:02 pm
 
Nice cans but I agree that face looks a little rough. I always thought she was better looking than that.
Posted: Feb 19, 2008 12:03 pm
 
freckles are hot!
Posted: Feb 19, 2008 12:10 pm
 
Ouch! She looks like hell. She did another Marilyn-inspired photo shoot for Vanity Fair back in 2006, which was a lot more flattering. Here
Posted: Feb 19, 2008 12:15 pm
 
yeah I like the freckles and the earlier VF shoot is much more flattering. She's got the dead eyes of a lot lizard in this newer one.
Posted: Feb 19, 2008 2:39 pm
 
she isn't 1/100th as hot as marilyn. she looks like she's been hitting the pipe for the last 5 years. she does have big boobs but she doesn't have the sexy curves marilyn had, she's got no hips and the freckles are making me wince.
the 2006 shoot was waaay better
Posted: Feb 19, 2008 2:46 pm
 
yeah but would dtrain kick her out of the sack?
Posted: Feb 19, 2008 2:46 pm
 
Huh, I thought she was trying to pull off Angie Dickinson doing Marilyn.
Posted: Feb 19, 2008 2:47 pm
 
Of course, if you've seen the original shoot, she does look as bad as Marilyn did. Just sayin'.
Posted: Feb 19, 2008 2:56 pm
 
Doing "Marilyn" always turns the subject into a drag queen. It's a good thing the boobs look real because otherwise, with those hips...people be talkin'
Posted: Feb 19, 2008 3:00 pm
 
Thankfully when I check out a girl its from the legs up, so I never even got to her face. But that girl has some fine ass tittays!
Posted: Feb 19, 2008 3:02 pm
 
I've always thought she was beautiful- I love the freckles, but man does she look to' up in those pictures. Apparently alcohol isn't nature's preservative in her case.
Posted: Feb 19, 2008 3:21 pm | Edited by: Hadda Bad Day
 
I found her lack of hips fascinating
ditto
especially with those (much bigger that I ever imagined) mom-boobs!
Posted: Feb 19, 2008 3:31 pm
 
mom-boobs!
No offense to any mothers out there!
Posted: Feb 19, 2008 3:55 pm
 
yeah but would dtrain kick her out of the sack?

Whadda YOU think??!!!!
Posted: Feb 19, 2008 4:08 pm
 
But that girl has some fine ass tittays!

if you gossip hounds remember correctly, daddy bought those for her when she was 17. so take that out of the equation and all you got is a freckly, no-hipped crackhead.
Posted: Feb 19, 2008 4:14 pm
 
daddy bought those for her when she was 17

I only have one thing to say to her dad.

Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Posted: Feb 19, 2008 5:17 pm
 
Doing "Marilyn" always turns the subject into a drag quee

good god lohan does look like a drag queen trying to imitate marilyn. hilarious. she looks pretty fucking haggard.
Posted: Feb 19, 2008 8:27 pm
 
Jesus Christ, girl looks ROUGH. And not even remotely like MM, either.
Posted: Feb 19, 2008 8:36 pm
 
she looks like a man from the neck up.
Posted: Feb 19, 2008 8:46 pm
 
I told you all, Marilyn looked pretty old in that photo shoot. I had prints of that shoot. I think Lindsay really nailed this one.
Posted: Feb 19, 2008 8:58 pm
 
Other than the tits, she totally looks like a boy. Does this mean Lohan is going to take a lot of pills and die soon? Because she was hellafine in Mean Girls and I was somehow hoping she'd make a comeback.
Posted: Feb 19, 2008 9:28 pm
 
i dunno, she doesn't look nearly as worn as LL
Posted: Feb 19, 2008 9:33 pm
 
she's got man nipples
Posted: Feb 19, 2008 9:47 pm
 
haha, i kinda thought that too!
Posted: Feb 19, 2008 9:59 pm
 
would still hit it... but only with my trusty Marky Ramone condom
Posted: Feb 19, 2008 10:48 pm
 
her breasts are beasts unto themselves
Posted: Feb 19, 2008 10:51 pm
 
i loved mean girls. but now, she's sort of an "after the accident" person. like mark hammil, before and after. garey busey. ya know?
her face looks nuts. yuck.
Posted: Feb 20, 2008 2:33 am
 
She ain't a beauty queen, but I have a strong desire to do coke off her (flat) ass.

Maybe they'll have her pose as Anna Nicole Smith next.
Posted: Feb 20, 2008 7:27 am
 
ya mean in a coffin?
Posted: Feb 20, 2008 10:24 am
 
Marilyn looked pretty old
Isn't Lohan about 15 yrs younger than MM was in this mess?
Posted: Feb 20, 2008 10:36 am
 
Marilyn was 42 when she died soon after that shoot... is Lohan even 21?
Posted: Feb 20, 2008 11:13 am
 
I thought she looked pretty.
Posted: Feb 20, 2008 12:03 pm
 
This makes me wish Horizontal Action would've had time to pursue Todd's idea of "people reviews."

I expected better, but I'm not complaining. She's cute.
Posted: Feb 20, 2008 5:47 pm
 
i think she can totally be pretty, she just looks not good in these pics. and she's totally like 22 or something. she's aging damn fast...
Posted: Feb 20, 2008 5:51 pm | Edited by: Rumpleforeskin
 
Marilyn was 42 when she died soon after that shoot
36 I hope LL does not reanact that picture of Marilyn on that autopsy slab ( a picture which I wish I had never seen).
Posted: Feb 20, 2008 7:17 pm
 
she looks pretty fucking haggard.

"I turned twenty-one in prison doing life without parole. No one could steer me right, but Mama tried"
Posted: Feb 20, 2008 11:14 pm
 
she looks pretty fucking haggard.

why do i think that merle would kick her out of the sack?
Posted: Feb 21, 2008 12:30 am
 
Marilyn was 42
36


Yeah... uh, where the hell did I get 42?
Posted: Feb 21, 2008 4:11 am
 
bring on the coke bottle shoot
Posted: Mar 5, 2008 10:14 am
 
cocaine is a helluva drug
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