Posted: Feb 15, 2008 2:16 pm
To be serious for a second, It's probably scared to death. All you do is get three friends, all black up, dress in matching yellow suits and perform a medley of hits by the Platters to calm him down. While he's applauding, someone creeps up behind him with a net. remember, the better your performance, the more he'll applaud and the more chance you have of getting him. have you tried the old 'baseball mitts covered in glue' method yet? Or has that been outlawed? I remember back on the plantation, my granpappy used to feed those nasty old crows iron filings mixed in with cornbread. then he'd sit there on an evening with his big old magnet and catch those birds right outta the sky. Of course back in those days, there waint no PETA around and we'd make those crows into a big ol' pie. Though they tasted real bad of iron filings. He'd feed them to the plantation workers and when they took to tryna run away, he'd sit there with that big ol' magnet and pick em right outta the tall grass out in the back field where they'd be a hidin'. Of course they outlawed that too.