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Posted: Jan 26, 2008 1:48 am
 
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Historic "Metal" restaurant Kuma's Corner in Chicago, IL. has indicated that they will be adding a burger to their menu named TROUBLE.

The Trouble burger joins the following tribute sandwiches on the Kuma's Corner menu:

- TROUBLE - Burger w/Jalapeno, Scotch Bonnet and Thai Finger Chili
- BLACK SABBATH - Blackening Spice, Chili, Pepper Jack, Red Onion
- YOB - Smoked Gouda, Bacon, Roasted Red Peppers, Roasted Garlic Mayo
- IRON MAIDEN - Avocado, Cherry Peppers, Pepper Jack, Chipotle Mayo
- SLAYER - Pile of fries topped with a ½ lb. Burger, Chili, Cherry Peppers, Andouille, Onions, Jack Cheese, and Anger
- NEUROSIS - Cheddar, Swiss, Sauteed Mushrooms, Caramelized Onions, Horseradish Mayo
- METALLICA - Buffalo Sauce, Bacon, Bleu Cheese Dressing
- MELVINS - Fresh Basil, Prosciutto, Mozzarella, Tomato, Onion
- CLUTCH - Cheddar, Swiss, Jack, Smoked Gouda
- MASTODON - BBQ Sauce, Cheddar, Bacon, Frizzled Onions
- LED ZEPPELIN Pulled Pork, Bacon, Cheddar, Pickles
- JUDAS PRIEST - Bacon, Bleu Cheese Dressing with Apples, Walnuts, and dried cranberries
- MOTÖRHEAD - Goat Cheese, Kalamata Olives, Oregano, Tzatziki, Onion, Tomato
- MAYHEM - Sliced Jalapenos, Pancetta, Pepper Jack, Gardinera Mayo
- DARK THRONE - Chipotle Peppers, Goat Cheese, Fresh Pico de Gallo
- GOBLIN COCK - Bacon, Cheddar Cheese, ½ lb. Vienna Hot Dog, Tomatoes, Onion, Neon Green Relish, Sport Peppers, Pickles, Celery Salt Mustard
- MINSK - Pastrami, Swiss Cheese, Sauerkraut, Brown Mustard
- PANTERA BURGER - ½ pound burger served with Roasted Pablano Pepper, Bacon, Cheddar Cheese and Monetary Jack Cheese Ranchero Sauce and Tortilla Strips
- FU MANCHU BURGER - ½ pound burger served with Grilled Japanese Eggplant, Teriyaki sauce,
Wasabi Mayo, Frizzled Daikon Radish
Posted: Jan 26, 2008 3:55 am
 
can i have one of everything over the course of a month?

heh. cheeeeeeese burgers!
Posted: Jan 26, 2008 6:12 am
 
oh and i would prefer miss shirley to make my cheeseburger. just sayin'.
Posted: Jan 26, 2008 8:37 am
 
I'll bet they didn't consult Lemmy before putting goat cheese on his burger.
Posted: Jan 26, 2008 8:52 am
 
Lemmy is a well-travelled dude--maybe he likes it Greek-style. His burger, I mean.

-Ryan
Posted: Jan 26, 2008 10:26 am
 
I'll bet they didn't consult Lemmy before putting goat cheese on his burger.

it comes from a goat like this.
Posted: Jan 26, 2008 10:30 am
 
Seriously, best burgers in town... PRETZEL BUN!!!!
Posted: Jan 26, 2008 10:38 am
 
I'd like to eat a goblin cock.
Posted: Jan 26, 2008 12:00 pm
 
does the Pantera burger come with a "shot" of anything...har har har

The Trouble burger looks like it would be hot as fuck...jalapeno, scotch bonnet AND thai chilis? Fuck
Posted: Jan 26, 2008 12:28 pm
 
I think Lemmy would also be pissed that there's vegetables like things on his burger too.
Posted: Jan 26, 2008 12:40 pm
 
I think Lemmy would also be pissed that there's vegetables like things on his burger too.


Yeah, its kind of hippy/arty burger....but he did play in a band with a tabla player instead of a drummer at one time...
Posted: Jan 26, 2008 12:52 pm
 
I like how the most unimpressive bands, Mastadon and Clutch, have the most unimpressive burgers....
Posted: Jan 26, 2008 12:57 pm
 
Th Goblin Cock sandwich made with vienna sausage is Hi-larious
Posted: Jan 26, 2008 1:21 pm
 
Note that the final topping on the Slayer burger is ANGER.

It sucks that, now that Kuma's has been featured on Check Please, it's always a super long-ass wait to get a table.
Posted: Jan 26, 2008 2:06 pm
 
I think Scott Kelly from Neurosis might be mad that a burger wasn't on his burger
Posted: Jan 26, 2008 2:30 pm
 
I think Scott Kelly from Neurosis might be mad that a burger wasn't on his burger

...but there is. There's a 1/2 pound burger patty on all of those. So yes, the Goblin Cock has a burger patty AND a 1/2 pound hot dog...the Led Zeppelin has a burger patty AND pulled pork on it... etc.
Posted: Jan 26, 2008 2:56 pm
 
Where's the melt banana melt?
I want that one

I'd be willing to bet donuts to donuts there's alot of fat people all up in there listning to DIO.
Posted: Jan 26, 2008 3:03 pm
 
Would they let you sneak in a RAMONES burger (whopper)?
Posted: Jan 26, 2008 4:17 pm
 
...but there is. There's a 1/2 pound burger patty on all of those

u miz-unda-stood

I meant another burger ON THAT burger

CAUSE HE LIKES BURGERS!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Jan 26, 2008 5:29 pm
 
does the trouble(tommy) burger come in a sweater?
Posted: Jan 26, 2008 5:30 pm
 
I thought he was married?
Posted: Jan 26, 2008 5:30 pm
 
Oh. Oh, I see.
Posted: Jan 27, 2008 10:09 am
 
does the trouble(tommy) burger come in a sweater?

The big question is if it's christian or not?
Posted: Jan 27, 2008 4:38 pm
 
Burgers are great, but otherwise, this place sucks.
Posted: Jan 29, 2008 10:33 am
 
i want a Bathory Burger
Posted: Jan 29, 2008 1:26 pm
 
I'd like to eat a goblin cock.

I like to watch you do that!
Posted: Jan 29, 2008 1:37 pm
 
i want a Bathory Burger


whats the epicurian equivilent of a shitty drum machine and screeching?
Posted: Jan 29, 2008 1:41 pm
 
Would a Fucking Champs be the equivalent of a Monterey or Santa Fe veggie burger?
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