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Posted: Jan 22, 2008 7:54 pm
 
My girlfriend was looking into colonix and upon her research she stumbled upon this shit.

I had no idea people could get so creative and bored.

If you are feel like you need a good laugh check it out. And if you're brave click on the pictures and read a bit of their testimonials...Funny shit.
Posted: Jan 22, 2008 8:19 pm
 
I wanna print huge posters of that and carry them at anti-abortion protests.
Posted: Jan 22, 2008 9:58 pm
 
All thes women I know when they approach 40 start looking into their colons. Someone care to explain?
Posted: Jan 23, 2008 1:48 am
 
G G Allin has nothing on these dudes. Sick.
Posted: Jan 23, 2008 3:28 am
 
If y'all do Colonix, for the love of God, please don't dig your turds out of the toilet so you can post pictures of them on the Gonerboard.
Posted: Jan 23, 2008 3:34 am
 
please don't dig your turds out of the toilet

...or arrange them artistically on the rim.
Posted: Jan 23, 2008 3:38 am
 
Yeah, someone I know was talking about doing one of those cleanses. I sent them some similar pictures and pretty much ended that line of thought.
Posted: Jan 23, 2008 4:44 am
 
This shit is grossly remarkable and just plain fucked up...I thought it was a joke for sure but, it ain't. Fascinating shit, huh?

There's no explanation for the artistic posing and arrangements but, bowel and bladder problems start around 40-55 in most humans.

I'm gonna photograph mine and send it to em' and see what they say...I'll make sure it's after several tacos and a few drinks.
Posted: Jan 23, 2008 9:35 pm
 
I am totally gonna buy this stuff. They have me terrified with the whole parasite thing.
Posted: Jan 23, 2008 9:41 pm | Edited by: bowie
 
But I won't post pics of what comes out of my butt after. No matter how tempted I am to pose it on the toliet seat.
Posted: Jan 24, 2008 5:19 am
 
But I won't post pics of what comes out of my butt after. No matter how tempted I am to pose it on the toliet seat.

Damn! but, isn't this the point? I would if I were gonna poo-detox.

All thes women I know when they approach 40 start looking into their colons. Someone care to explain?

Well, I happen to know in this case Ashkenazi-Jewish women are proned to digestive and colon issues in general. BEWARE!!!
Posted: Jan 24, 2008 6:25 am
 
I feel fresh as hell!...the bathroom, with the broken vent fan, may hold a different opinion however..
Posted: Jan 24, 2008 4:06 pm | Edited by: SAMBEAUX
 
I happen to know in this case Ashkenazi-Jewish women are proned to digestive and colon issues

A friend of mine's roomate had a prolapsed colon at 18.
Posted: Jan 24, 2008 6:22 pm
 
ell, I happen to know in this case Ashkenazi-Jewish women are proned to digestive and colon issues in general. BEWARE!!!

thanks for the warning Arm!
I have a few good years left, thankfully!
Posted: Jan 25, 2008 6:00 am
 
I must add that it's not necessarily 40 and/or 40+ Ashkenazi-Jewish women but, rather, Ashkenazi-Jewish women.
Posted: Jan 25, 2008 5:53 pm
 
hmmm, so I am, essentially, shit out of luck then...?
Posted: Jan 27, 2008 1:39 am
 
you should consult the colonix people at the link posted above...I'm no poo expert.
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