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Posted: Jan 19, 2008 7:00 am
 
Posted: Jan 19, 2008 9:47 am
 
Posted: Jan 19, 2008 2:21 pm
 
Grimace and ask yourself if a country with such a toilet can or should ever be a superpower.

them chinamen got some baaaad ideas.
Posted: Jan 19, 2008 3:40 pm
 
dude, they've got the squat in switzerland too.
Posted: Jan 19, 2008 6:50 pm
 
so what do ya do..? kick the turds down yer self?
Posted: Jan 19, 2008 8:35 pm
 
yeah but in switzerland they arent smoking, buying some duck, eating, shitting, spitting and talking loudly on cell phones all at the same time...

in theory it doesnt seem like the worst idea, the problem from what i understand is that these "toilets" block up so youre basically squatting over a shitpile in an inch deep of piss and spit and duck bones. cant flush toilet paper either and chinese arent good at hitting the trash bucket so theres also a pile of used asswipe all over, and theres no partitions between holes so if youre a foreigner theres a room full of dirty screaming chinese laughing at you the whole time...
Posted: Jan 19, 2008 8:49 pm
 
they also do cool things like pushing elderly and women with babies out of the way because they dont believe in lines. they dont use napkins, dont use toilet paper, spit bones everywhere, throw garbage all over, make giant messes in restaraunts, let their kids shit and piss in plain view through open back pants in the street.........
Posted: Jan 20, 2008 1:52 pm
 
You've never even been outside the county you were born in, you dumpling: who the fuck read this information to you?
Posted: Jan 20, 2008 2:41 pm
 
Chinese invented toilet paper! They also invented fireworks and chinese food!
Posted: Jan 20, 2008 2:54 pm
 
Fireworks rules!
Posted: Jan 22, 2008 8:27 pm
 
noodles!
Posted: Jan 22, 2008 8:45 pm
 
This explains why Chinese can squat so easily. Around here, whenever you see Chinese/other Asians waiting for the bus for extended periods, they generally don't lean against a wall like other folks. They do the squat. Even old people do it. It looks totally uncomfortable, but they'll stay in the squat position for 10-15 minutes or more and they still don't look the least bit pained. It's awesome.
Posted: Jan 22, 2008 10:12 pm
 
This explains why Chinese can squat so easily. Around here, whenever you see Chinese/other Asians waiting for the bus for extended periods, they generally don't lean against a wall like other folks. They do the squat. Even old people do it. It looks totally uncomfortable, but they'll stay in the squat position for 10-15 minutes or more and they still don't look the least bit pained. It's awesome.

I thought it was cuz they're acrobats?
Posted: Jan 23, 2008 2:25 am
 
been there. the kids do piss and shit in the street. I used a hole in a village to take a shit in. No big deal. I've seen worse bathrooms in texas where the fuckin mexicans aren't used to toilets that flush. They throw all the toilet paper to the side of the toilet and it piles up real nice. They do that shit in those port-o-johns at job sites!
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