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Posted: Jan 7, 2008 1:54 am
 
the world is too beautiful.
Posted: Jan 7, 2008 1:57 am
 
Are you smoking grass again?
Posted: Jan 7, 2008 2:19 am
 
(flap flap flap...)
Posted: Jan 7, 2008 2:34 am
 
Bliss=ignorance.
Posted: Jan 7, 2008 2:52 am
 
I don't have time to read bat-shit crazy.
Posted: Jan 7, 2008 3:29 am
 
Yes, I did smoke grass again, but Baha'is don't believe in premarital sex.
Posted: Jan 7, 2008 6:29 am
 
That's a shame.
Posted: Jan 7, 2008 8:50 am
 
Semaphore signals to the grainbelt!
Posted: Jan 7, 2008 8:56 am
 
ps....Jetty Boys and Bob Burns RULED IT TONITE!!!

Detroit sucks! Port Huron will be back...someday!
Posted: Jan 7, 2008 6:34 pm
 
Port Huron

You mean Port Urine?
Posted: Jan 7, 2008 6:45 pm
 
More than you'll ever know (even if that play on words was old like, ummm, 30 years ago...)
Posted: Jan 7, 2008 8:51 pm
 
The other day I was riding around again with the woman with the Russian cigarettes. We had a great conversation about the shape of things and the will of God and about trusting God. She also talked to me about the Galactic Federation and such but that is beside the point. Anyway, some of you may know how attracted I am to the Amish. I have met somebody who has similar values accept add on to that, the equality of women and world peace. Oh yaeh, and he is super hip, sexy and likes to walk in the woods on foggy winter days and then listen to old Appalachian music. I really need to get that divorce.
Posted: Jan 7, 2008 9:07 pm
 
bat-shit crazy.
Posted: Jan 7, 2008 9:10 pm
 
Talking of politics, I just had a look at 1977 UK local election results to settle an argument about whether the National Front were as big as people made them out to be (it turns out they came third or fourth each time. Which explains the songs of The Clash and The Specials, or something). Anyway, I was not only intrigued by the thousands of idiots who voted for them, but the thousands of people who voted for these other parties that stood:

Air, Road, Public Safety, White Resident (recieved over 3000 votes in one result! What was this party about? Oh, hang on: safety and racism. Pretty straightforward)
Christian Outreach to Britain, Anti-Pornography (came fifth in Westminster!)
Christian Constitution
Law and Order
National Party
Royalist
All Party Anti-Common Market
New Britain
Christian Constitution
Democratic Monarchist
Logic Party
English National Party

If you were of the more left-leaning persuasion, you could choose:

International Marxist Group
Socialist Workers Party
Flame / Socialist Workers Party
Socialist Party of Great Britain
Socialist Unity
Workers Revolutionary Party
Communist
South London People\'s Front

Or if you really didn\'t give a fuck, you could vote for:

World Grid Sunshine Room Party
Science Fiction Looney
Posted: Jan 7, 2008 9:31 pm
 
I have met somebody
and he is super hip, sexy...Amish

Yo yo, Shawty, dat barn-raisin' was off da hizook. Check out dem twenty-fo's on my carriage...you see that grill I got's on my horse. Ain't nobody got a ride as sanctified as mine, baby.

bat-shit crazy.
Posted: Jan 7, 2008 9:40 pm
 
He isn't Amish. He is Bahai. The Amish are sexy though.
Posted: Jan 8, 2008 12:39 am
 
flap flap flap
Posted: Jan 8, 2008 1:25 am
 
Who is this coo-coo crazy??
Posted: Jan 8, 2008 4:55 pm
 
My initial reaction would be to quip back with a biting statement with references you probably wouldn't get. Since I found God though, I'm just going to say Bless you! Bless you all to peaces!
Posted: Jan 8, 2008 4:57 pm
 
quip back with a biting statement with references you probably wouldn't get.
bat-shit crazy
Posted: Jan 8, 2008 5:00 pm
 
Indeed. Bless you Robin child of God!
Posted: Jan 9, 2008 12:05 am
 
flap flap flap...
Posted: Jan 9, 2008 1:13 am
 
Bless you too Brad. Peace my big headed brother west of the sweet water.
Posted: Jan 9, 2008 1:22 am
 
shut yer cunt, bitch.
Posted: Jan 9, 2008 3:17 am
 
Precisely.
Posted: Jan 9, 2008 3:19 am
 
so we're in agreement. splendid.
Posted: Jan 9, 2008 3:31 am
 
Indeed. My cunt shall be closed until I am married or something like it. Even if it doesn't work out with this person. I suppose one might call me a born again virgin or something like it. I was addicted to sex before my year of celibacy. I don't even feel like thinking about Jesus and masturbating anymore. God has cured me of my evilness or something like it. God can help you too Brad. Pray with me-ask God to help you not be a creepy asshole anymore. God loves you Brad.
Posted: Jan 9, 2008 3:35 am
 
are you the asshole who signed me up for the "signs of the times" mailing list?

do you think that shit is funny?

www.thefutureevent.com
Posted: Jan 9, 2008 3:37 am
 
i got a wonderful package of shit from these assholes in the mail today
which one of you comedians signed me up?
Posted: Jan 9, 2008 3:40 am
 
"Wouldn't you like to be ready to meet Jesus when he comes? All you have to do is give yourself to Him."

uhhh, the chapters are
When Jesus Comes Again
When Jesus will come
How Jesus will come...

ive had just about my fill of jesus come
Posted: Jan 9, 2008 3:44 am
 
it came with a cd
listening now...
Posted: Jan 9, 2008 3:44 am
 
"i pray that each one of you that listens to this tape..."
its a cdr
he keeps saying "this tape"
Posted: Jan 9, 2008 3:56 am
 
Alright, I was slipping back into my old ways there for a second. No brad, I did not send you that. I don't have your address or want it. I think perhaps time could be better spent listening to Ernest Phipps and his Holiness Singers perform A Little Talk with Jesus though.
Posted: Jan 9, 2008 4:10 am
 
i knew it wasnt you. youre not that funny.

its about a future where they force you to observe the sabbath on sunday instead of saturday like it says in the bible. if you fail to observe satans day you are sentenced to death.

then jesus comes back and the true believers go to heaven.
Posted: Jan 9, 2008 4:11 am
 
seriously.
Posted: Jan 9, 2008 5:12 am
 
Detroit sucks! Port Huron will be back...someday!

Hey Dale did you do a radio show there in the late 90's... I think me and my old band (halfways) stayed at your house and pissed your wife off really bad!!!
Posted: Jan 9, 2008 5:44 am | Edited by: dale
 
Heh...Yeah, a couple of bands have pissed her off. It's usually me instigating it though. No worries.

I am actually rockin' my Halfways t-shirt right now.
Posted: Jan 9, 2008 6:48 am
 
Small fucking world...
Posted: Jan 9, 2008 6:52 am
 
It's the Gonerworld. Now I'm trying to place the face with the name.
Posted: Jan 9, 2008 6:55 am
 
I am (was) in a band for the last five years called " The Moneychangers"... I have a myspace under Mark Death... I fucked one of your friends sisters?? in front of your house...If that helps...
Posted: Jan 9, 2008 7:18 am | Edited by: dale
 
Shit, I gotta write a book about this place some day. Episodes I remember when reminded. Trying to recall which friend and which sister. Was it a crazy blonde?
Posted: Jan 9, 2008 7:25 am
 
yes... With a pussy that smelled like rotten leaves.....Not a joke.. The guys in that band where the biggest pussies (not Scotto)...They wanted to bring the girlfriends on tour... Talking about all this shit they were gonna do.. The singer and the bass player play in a god fucking awful band called "The Smashcasters"..
Posted: Jan 9, 2008 7:36 am | Edited by: dale
 
Yep. It was who I thought is was (I'm guessing. Never wanted to ever get that close to her to find out details you shared). She was probably part of Larry Dirty's harem that night. She still tries to be friendly with bands when they come through. I always end up whispering something like "Ummm. Watch out" to guy she takes a shine to. She's got a female accomplice these days. We always tell them the party is somewhere else.
Posted: Jan 9, 2008 7:43 am
 
You should both learn to respect women. Men and women are like the 2 wings of the bird that is humanity.
Posted: Jan 9, 2008 7:44 am
 
I just remember your wife coming down all pissed and yelling..and you saying.. That was Mark Death we are all being quiet but him...hahah
Posted: Jan 9, 2008 7:49 am | Edited by: dale
 
Heh!

Fuck it! I'm partying!
Posted: Jan 9, 2008 7:52 am
 
TYou should both learn to respect women. Men and women are like the 2 wings of the bird that is humanity.

The only things I have respect for is my guitar and my cat..
Posted: Jan 9, 2008 7:58 am
 
I respect my wife, my kids and a couple of my good friends. Other than that it's nil.
Posted: Jan 10, 2008 7:42 am
 
I don't have time to talk politics

Do you have time to shut the hell up?
Posted: Jan 10, 2008 12:35 pm
 
Aw poor bowie, are you not getting enough attention.
Posted: Jan 10, 2008 1:21 pm
 
Air, Road, Public Safety, White Resident (recieved over 3000 votes in one result! What was this party about? Oh, hang on: safety and racism. Pretty straightforward)

It was a second-wave political movement, with roots in the Racism and Car Crashes United Party.
Posted: Jan 10, 2008 2:34 pm
 
weren't you banned?
Posted: Jan 10, 2008 5:53 pm
 
I don't have time to talk politics

Well then just read this...


http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/526482501.html
Posted: Jan 10, 2008 6:33 pm
 
weren't you banned?

Banned all of her IPs except one where she could only post from her bathroom, or something. Time served for a year, then opened it back up on the recommendation of another poster that she wasn't really bat-shit crazy. I'm starting to regret listening to that recomendation.
Posted: Jan 10, 2008 6:35 pm
 
Posted: Jan 10, 2008 6:36 pm | Edited by: SAMBEAUX
 
she wasn't really bat-shit crazy.

who, bowie?
or stupidsmartname?
Posted: Jan 10, 2008 6:36 pm
 
who, bowie?

Not me, dummy! Kathy. Whoever the hell she is.
Posted: Jan 10, 2008 6:37 pm
 
Don't be dumb. Bowie's a dude.
Posted: Jan 10, 2008 6:40 pm
 
Seriously, dude (I've given up on this inane fight and forever more agree with bazooka joe and jack stands and say that yes, I am a dude).
Posted: Jan 10, 2008 7:09 pm
 
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/snj/494903542.html

hilarious!
Posted: Jan 10, 2008 7:10 pm
 
I don't even feel like thinking about Jesus and masturbating anymore. God has cured me of my evilness


don't blame us for your satanic urges!
Posted: Jan 10, 2008 10:00 pm
 
I never blamed anybody for my urges and there is no satan. Bowie, no wonder you are so troubled being a transgendered message board poster and all. Reban me if you must Robin, since I don't conform like so many of you (not all of you), but some of you are quite absurd in your need to fit in. Perhaps you would like it better if I posted more questions such as "What should I wear today?" or "How should I spend my day?". It is fascinating and sad. Bless you though, as we are all miracles of God!
Posted: Jan 10, 2008 11:11 pm | Edited by: Jack Stands
 
Bless you though, as I am bat-shit-crazy!
Posted: Jan 10, 2008 11:16 pm
 
some of you are quite absurd in your need to fit in. Perhaps you would like it better if I posted more questions such as "What should I wear today?" or "How should I spend my day?". It is fascinating and sad.

Amen. (Except I think you meant to write annoying instead of fascinating.)
Posted: Jan 11, 2008 4:01 am
 
You may be right, but I am often fascinated by disgusting things. I saw an umbilical cord today.
Posted: Jan 11, 2008 8:44 pm
 
You should both learn to respect women. Men and women are like the 2 wings of the bird that is humanity.

Yeah, or I'll chop your dick right off!
Then we'll see who respects us BITCHES!
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