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Posted: Dec 27, 2007 3:20 am
I have tried to explain to Windy that any movie starring a chimp is inherently awesome. The fact that said chimp happens to be a jetpack-wearing secret agent just adds to the awesomeness of the movie. She has said that "any movie starring a monkey [we've already gone down the monkeys vs. apes road] is just stupid, and the jetpack just makes it more stupid".

Translation: Windy is upset that my recording of "Spymate" interrupted her recording of "Party Mamas".
Posted: Dec 27, 2007 3:22 am
If partyy mamas has boobs and lesbo action, then she's right. But yes. All movies with real chimps are hillarious.
Posted: Dec 27, 2007 3:24 am
Nevermind. Just read the Party Mamas description. Doesn't sound nearly as awesome as it should be.
Posted: Dec 27, 2007 3:27 am
Keep trying..."any which way you can"...

I'd actually watch either probably...but it does suck when ones recordings are fucked with, no matter what they were...
Posted: Dec 27, 2007 3:37 am
just wait until the monkeys start making movies starring humans...
Posted: Dec 27, 2007 3:47 am
just show her this. she'll understand
Posted: Dec 27, 2007 6:54 am
Posted: Dec 27, 2007 9:02 am
What can you say? People love monkeys.
Posted: Dec 27, 2007 11:36 am
That's what you get for not Hailing to the Chimp!!
Posted: Dec 27, 2007 1:17 pm
Monkeys rule! Generally, dressing up a mammal in human clothing is a good idea. Jetpacks are also a good idea, monkeys love flying (they're our first astronauts).
Posted: Dec 27, 2007 2:16 pm
When I came to visit the boyfriend before he held that title, the only DVD he owned was Dunston Checks In. I was pretty impressed.
Posted: Dec 27, 2007 5:44 pm
Dunston Checks In

Isn't Paul Reubens in that movie?
Posted: Dec 27, 2007 5:54 pm
Isn't Paul Reubens in that movie?

Yes, and so is George Costanza.
Posted: Dec 27, 2007 6:37 pm
you have to ease her in...

start with this
Posted: Dec 27, 2007 6:41 pm
i'm wearing my monkey slippers i got for xmas.
Posted: Dec 27, 2007 6:41 pm
my mom got sixteene a monkey bread maker!
Posted: Dec 27, 2007 6:44 pm
you're a monkey bread maker
Posted: Dec 27, 2007 6:44 pm
my mom got sixteene a monkey bread maker!

...and we only pay him peanuts.
Posted: Dec 27, 2007 6:55 pm
My old band used to cover an Evolution Revolution song. Monkeys in psych bands are rad.
Posted: Dec 27, 2007 6:56 pm
my mom got sixteene a monkey bread maker!

...and we only pay him peanuts.

Posted: Dec 27, 2007 7:00 pm
left turn Clyde!
Posted: Dec 27, 2007 7:29 pm
start with this

She's already watched Most Value Primate, MVP 2: Most Vertical Primate, and Most Xtreme Primate. Spymate was the next obvious choice. Like I said before, she's just upset that I screwed up her recording of "Party Mamas".
Posted: Dec 27, 2007 8:45 pm
She's already watched Most Value Primate, MVP 2: Most Vertical Primate, and Most Xtreme Primate.

and those 3 solidified my belief that monkey movies are not for me.

To set the record straight, You were upset that you didn't get to see the end of "buy me" because changing the channel got fucked up due to spymate being recorded and party mamas starting to record all at the same time.

and yes, "buy me" would be a much better show if it were about tranny hookers and not houses.
Posted: Dec 27, 2007 9:00 pm
chimps are not monkeys!!!
Posted: Dec 27, 2007 9:03 pm
chimps are not monkeys!!!

just ignore her - she only says it to annoy me.
Posted: Dec 27, 2007 9:28 pm
ok, not a monkey, then APE.
Posted: Dec 27, 2007 9:57 pm
Please help me make her understand...
that crocs look dumb
Posted: Dec 28, 2007 1:22 am
that crocs look dumb

I understand, I just don't care
Posted: Dec 28, 2007 1:36 am
Following graduation, a handful of college students do nothing and talk about it wittily.

Monkeys Monkeys Ted & Alice.
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