Posted: Dec 22, 2007 11:48 pm
You must be an angel 'cause I'm drunk as shit.
Are those real? The teeth, I mean.
Is it hot in here 'cause I sure smell something smokin'
You must have a light 'cause you're already on fire
Can I buy you another?
Can I write my phone number on your titty?
Elvis is my twin brother.
You remind me of my sister when she was 16 and I was peepin' on her in the shower
I'm not British, want to check out my molars?
Candy, candy, candy, you are SO FINE
When you've had enough let me drive your ass home