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Posted: Dec 20, 2007 10:36 pm
yesterday security was called to the third floor bathrooms in Jennifer's library after a someone walked out and said, "it sounds like someone's having sex, or shooting up, or something in there"

they came up and found people having sex in the bathroom.
they were boys.
they were 11 and 13
they were cousins.
and one of their moms was there using a meeting room, and when they told her she said, "eh" and just walked away with them.

i want to hang out with that family this Christmas. i bet i could fuck their dog.
Posted: Dec 20, 2007 10:43 pm
my roomate works with crazy sex offender kids. one of them skipped out on his flight back to utah from visiting his parents over the thanksgiving break. turns out he had set up this massive trek to california, getting rides from old men in exchange for sex-through myspace contacts. the kid decided to stop in and say hello to some relatives in vegas and took one of his old men with him. the relatives got freaked out and called the cops and the kid is back in the facility, where he now sleeps on a mattress in the middle of the living room so staff can watch him all night.
Posted: Dec 20, 2007 11:08 pm
I had library sex when I was 13 in the Bartlett Library (now a funeral home) in the bathroon eight feet from the front desk. I got caught, too. I also had very serious groping in the the pop up camper lot next door...in a popped up camper that was popped down.

Posted: Dec 20, 2007 11:28 pm
creepy washcloth boy?
Posted: Dec 21, 2007 12:26 am
creepy washcloth boy?

he's older than that, but probably related, and doing the same thing in prison.
Posted: Dec 21, 2007 1:58 am
I miss creepy washcloth boy.
Posted: Dec 21, 2007 4:32 am
Longshot charlie.

And then there was a dude whacking of to a MK&A movie, but that's not my story to tell.
Posted: Dec 21, 2007 3:10 pm
Posted: Dec 21, 2007 3:12 pm
I had library sex when I was 13 in the Bartlett Library

Posted: Dec 21, 2007 4:34 pm
Library Sex

yes, please
Posted: Dec 21, 2007 6:04 pm
Library Sex

yes, please[i]

count me in, sherrie!

Posted: Dec 21, 2007 6:19 pm
Library Sex

yes, please[i]

count me in, sherrie!

You two have fun!
Posted: Dec 21, 2007 6:32 pm
col. mustard
in the library
with the "lead pipe".
Posted: Dec 21, 2007 6:56 pm
Nancy Grace could've covered this story for an entire week.
Posted: Dec 21, 2007 7:29 pm
You two have fun!

I'd totally do Hadda.
I'm certain she'd teach me a thing or 50.
Posted: Dec 21, 2007 7:39 pm
It's a common fantasy ... the hotttt librarian sans panties waay up high on the shelf ladder

Posted: Dec 21, 2007 7:50 pm
you're a hottt librarian
Posted: Dec 21, 2007 7:53 pm
man, all i ever want to do in a library is take a dump...IN THE STACKS!
Posted: Dec 21, 2007 8:04 pm
I'd totally do Hadda.

awww shucks!

Now remind me again why I haven't been to Austin in so long!
Posted: Dec 22, 2007 3:29 am
col. mustard
in the library
with the "lead pipe".

Haha! Good one.
Posted: Dec 22, 2007 10:45 pm
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