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Posted: Dec 14, 2007 4:08 pm
this made me very happy, even though it's only listed as "related" to another horrible band name.
it's about 1/3 of the way down.

Posted: Dec 14, 2007 4:17 pm
Posted: Dec 14, 2007 4:29 pm
jews and mexicans!

les breastfeeders made it too, but that's a great name too
Posted: Dec 14, 2007 4:30 pm
psychedelic horseshit was listed in there too.
Posted: Dec 14, 2007 4:36 pm | Edited by: Jay
France Has The Bomb are there too. 2nd page.

they're great!
Posted: Dec 14, 2007 4:37 pm
Count Dracula's Weed Smuggling Jam Engine is on there too!
Posted: Dec 14, 2007 4:39 pm
France Has The Bomb
I've been meaning to check them out. I understand that Srini from the White Outs, Splitcox is in that band.
Posted: Dec 14, 2007 4:41 pm
Is the Rape Ape that posts here related to the Rape Ape from the list?
Posted: Dec 14, 2007 4:53 pm
I skimmed the list so maybe I missed it, but I didn't see Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin on that list. Hard to trump that, although several of these (Harmonica Lewinsky?) come close.
Posted: Dec 14, 2007 4:59 pm
I understand that Srini from the White Outs

yes. he sings & plays the guitar.
Hideo from Birthday Suits too.
Posted: Dec 14, 2007 5:11 pm
You guys ripped off the Simpsons just like Milhouse!!! But it's a good name. So is Psychedelic Horseshit. But France Has The Bomb sounds like an emo band (they're pretty good and Srini & Hideo rule!!!!).
Posted: Dec 14, 2007 7:15 pm
Posted: Dec 14, 2007 8:11 pm
i just got this email about the guy that wrote that article.

I know the dude that wrote that article. He used to be in a band named after a Street Fighter move. So...

street fighter move or not, thanks for the plug!
Posted: Dec 14, 2007 8:17 pm
I like "Life After Laserdisque" and "Or, The Whale". I LOVE it when people take themselves too seriously!
Posted: Dec 14, 2007 8:18 pm
Posted: Dec 14, 2007 9:01 pm
Dyslexic Speedreaders ?! That name rules!

and France Has the Bomb are awesome, by the way!
Posted: Dec 14, 2007 9:07 pm
France Has the Bomb
It must have been while I was in Chicago listening to the radio last week or reading the reader, but I swear some media told me France has the Bomb was a band of french men angry about the fact that france indeed has the bomb. Now I hear it's Srini's band with Hideo and I am very confused.

PS. Way to go Jay. Emily still loves you guys
Posted: Dec 14, 2007 9:13 pm
France Has the Bomb = United Colors of Benetton
Posted: Dec 14, 2007 9:14 pm
France Has the Bomb = United Colors of Benetton
HA! I am slow and was like, "That's not an anagram."
Posted: Dec 14, 2007 9:21 pm
Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin
The only song of theirs I've heard was entitled, 'Oregon Girl' and it made my ears bleed. Pure shit.

Fixed Gears Are For Jerks And Lesbians
Did some a-hole portland bike-tard come up with this one? I can't open myspace at work so I can't investigate.

Raperies (Like Draperies)
My personal favorite.
Posted: Dec 14, 2007 9:30 pm
portland bike-tard

Voila! A band name that's even better than the ones in the article!
Posted: Dec 15, 2007 12:54 am
Dance Me Pregnant
This is Jeff from Brimstone Howl's current band! Great job you jagoffs!
Posted: Dec 15, 2007 2:16 am

Did some a-hole portland bike-tard come up with this one? I can't open myspace at work so I can't investigate.

i just looked them up and apparently they're from minneapolis. and apparently they're making fun of the bike-tards from what their page claims. however, there are some pictures of them on tour in portland. i guess they didn't get beat up there by the jerks and lesbians. *shrugs*
Posted: Dec 15, 2007 3:03 am
Posted: Dec 15, 2007 7:37 am
Raperies (Like Draperies)

This guy is from Milwaukee. Last time I saw him live was one of the most intense noise sets I've ever seen/heard.
Posted: Dec 15, 2007 10:00 am | Edited by: SJones
France Has The Bomb sounds like an emo band

Todd, we are an emo band.

France Has the Bomb = United Colors of Benetton[

just need a black girl to play keyboard to get that Benetton sponsorship.
Posted: Dec 15, 2007 1:23 pm
Worst band name ever is December's January, or maybe Planes Mistaken for Stars. But in terms of emodestruction, they could teach France Has The Bomb a thing or two!
Posted: Dec 15, 2007 4:45 pm
man, good thing no one has taken "rape jitters" yet. jay, you in on this one? you can play bass.
france has the bomb are awesome!
Posted: Dec 15, 2007 5:00 pm
the lurkers come out to defend their territory. So cute!
Posted: Dec 15, 2007 6:34 pm
Worst band name ever is December's January, or maybe Planes Mistaken for Stars.

I think you're forgetting about Congratulations On Your Decision To Become A Pilot !
Posted: Dec 15, 2007 7:02 pm
I was going to mention them or The Rise and Fall of Landscape Painting in France who should probably share a bill with France Has Got the Bomb.
Posted: Dec 15, 2007 8:05 pm
Clap Your Hands and Say Hi To Your Mom
Posted: Dec 16, 2007 4:47 am
Great how that douche slams Clip Payne of Funkadelic/420 mob for daring to call himself a "funkateer."
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