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Posted: Nov 25, 2007 1:14 am
 
yes, I know that posting drunk is stupid.

blah blah blah

How many timees have I known it would be bad???

blah...dddda;lkj;ljasldfljlf,,,....adlklakdjflakdsjfalfj....

p.s;. = bad

this is so baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

damn thiws motttttuferrrrrrrrrrrrrrring thing...................it all seems
like I'm postinnnnnnnng sober, butt adding th insuletsts for
"efffecT'. Damn my work computer.. I hate yo0u so much. Pleease die, pok? tahnk you,"
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 1:37 am
 
WOW. I'm more drunk than thought -- Early Times whiskey + vodka = bad ideas. I think I should probably just go to bed. where's the fun in that though???? I should probably commiserate about how awesome the shows were that that I missed???? No, that sucks. I'm sure that Jack O and Greg put on an awesome show, but at this p;oint i really don't care. Wait, i DO carek bugt right now I am so trashed it doesn't matter.

I just "fell esleep and dreamt bout transformers and how they wood change my life." Optimus Prime is my master. Fuck that dumb mvoiev abougt him.

Ende comjunicatiojn.

=mark
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 1:39 am
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I wondered what he was over there doing.
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 1:46 am
 
she thinks that I will be embarrassed by that in the AM. I don't think so...
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 2:00 am
 
Early Times whiskey + vodka = bad ideas.

There's your gonercook book 2 entry:
The Bad Times:
2 parts Early Times whiskey
1 part vodka

Into shot glass followed by a bump or 4.
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 2:00 am
 
Drunk Millionaire is one of my favorite people in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 2:02 am
 
Drunk Millionaire is one of my favorite people in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!


Me too!!!!!
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 2:02 am
 
Drunk Millionaire is one of my favorite people in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your answer


at least he hasn't called anyone a retard yet.
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 2:03 am
 
I ALMOST POSTED THAT EXCHANGE AS SUPPORTING EVIDENCE!
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 2:04 am
 
Optimus Prime wood > the ceramic eye found in the van yesterday... Both, kinda creepy.
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 2:06 am
 
This is good shit. Sounds like people I know and/or me...
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 2:06 am
 
was the ceramic eye from my jigaboo?
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 2:07 am
 
DRUNK!
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 2:07 am
 
oh no...he's typing again...
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 2:08 am
 
was the ceramic eye from my jigaboo?

Yes, I hope? Is your negro missing an eye?
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 2:08 am
 
This is good shit

yes! It's even funnier in person. i laughed til I cried a minute ago
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 2:08 am
 
sadly, my negro is missing both eyes
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 2:09 am
 
I'm good shit. Rich Riggler is a fucking faggot, nobody likes anything he likes.
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 2:09 am
 
I just pointed out the Optimus Prime statement to my husband... he says he understands, millionaire.
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 2:14 am
 
nobody likes anything he likes.
I like the knicks
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 2:16 am
 
i laughed til I cried a minute ago

been there!


nobody likes anything he likes.
I like the knicks



I like Bazooka Joe. Wait...
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 2:22 am
 
don't let him stop. tie him to the chair and duct tape his hands to the keyboard if need be. this needs to last as long as possible
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 2:24 am
 
im painfully sober
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 2:30 am
 
duct tape his hands to the keyboard

Wait, what do you want to hear - "I Love Windy"????"

brutha, don't worry 'bout that shit, trust me. I love her move than anything in this world. You have no need to worry bout that. Trust me.
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 2:31 am
 
joey, this is your birthday gift from Mark
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 2:31 am
 
By the way Joey - I know you want more...........but you'll just have to wait like the rest of 'em.......
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 2:32 am
 
mark "you're exploiting me"
windy "you're exploiting y ourself"
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 2:40 am
 
I'm pretty sure I left the Goner store a stupid drunk message too. Let's hope John Hoppe is on top of things....
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 3:03 am
 
painfully, painfully sober...
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 3:05 am
 
Let's hope John Hoppe is on top of things....

i think he knows an opportunity when presents itself... i think you should be sending him a check to keep quiet...
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 4:02 am
 
this thread is so pathetic not even rich rigger could brink it back to life.

ps i'm drunker than you.
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 4:06 am
 
don't let him stop. tie him to the chair and duct tape his hands to the keyboard if need be. this needs to last as long as possible

mt, are you gonna let a sober college boy tell you what to do?

He's totally trying to pick a fight with you.
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 4:11 am
 
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 4:14 am
 
Whips and furs?
What the fuck is that? A lesbian car?

I'm eating strawberries soaked in moonshine.
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 4:15 am
 
rich rigger


Bazooka Joe loves wealthy sailors!
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 5:05 am
 
mt, are you gonna let a sober college boy tell you what to do?

nah - he totally passed out an hour ago. Went to the bathroom and crashed out on the bed. Took me 15 minutes to figure out he never came back from peeing.
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 7:41 am
 
whips and furs is a classic off of vibrators pure mania
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 7:47 am | Edited by: Jack Stands
 
off of vibrators


>>>=A lesbian car/
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 8:32 am
 
lesbian cadillac
whips and furs in the back...
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 11:31 am
 
NOW im drunk
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 1:17 pm
 
even moreso at this point
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 1:41 pm
 
horseradish
is this some good shit or what?
grilled ham n cheeze w horseradish is mighty tasty
not talking bout the horse mayo they serve at arbys either...
Posted: Nov 25, 2007 2:27 pm
 
D-RUNK!!!!
Posted: Nov 26, 2007 12:36 pm
 
D-RUNK!!!!
and Abba on the box
"fernado.."
Posted: Nov 27, 2007 8:55 pm
 
Yo dude...put some WEEn on the stereo..Rastafarian Reggae Junkie Jew..when your drunk. All your friends will leave. Its true, its happened to me.
Posted: Nov 28, 2007 1:29 pm
 
NOW im drunk

I love happy endings.
Posted: Nov 29, 2007 6:23 am | Edited by: a cobb
 
Insurance!

I'm here to get fucked up and do fucked up things!

And chew bubblegum!

Want some gum?

Bitch!

edit: is anyone else drinking here tonight?
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