Posted: Oct 23, 2009 8:39 pm
I seriously don't have any idea how you expect me to order Pepe Jr. to fetch me a mojito to rest on my new human drink stand (small child from newly purchased island off coast of Guam i can't pronounce because they all sound the same, thanks SITC movie ticket sales! tee-hee...) in those pathetic, sad, midwest, excuses for shoes you gooners have listed above.
I mean, I wouldn't order Pepe Jr. to answer the door for Zanzabar delivery while I wore those "things".....eeewwwww!
Lets pretend you weren't born in a barn and actually had class...(omg! what a stretch!)
When you want to get serious about shoes, text my publicist when you get a pair of these...
Oh, that's right....you can't. Because I bought them !
Thank you all for purchasing my fantastic fragrance in your attempt to smell like you were not born in a barn.
I love all you gooners!
and remember, it's not a recession if it doesn't smell like one!
BUY MY PERFUME!