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Posted: Oct 26, 2007 5:16 pm
 
then when i was puking in the toilet i pissed in my pants.

sorry, just trying to keep some conversation going. i really need this day to move along.
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 5:19 pm
 
I haven't had a drink since sunday and I feel great!
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 5:21 pm
 
dick.
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 5:21 pm
 
I haven't had a drink since sunday and I feel great!

What?!?!?!?!?!?!
Please don't ruin your status as one of my heroes. Please.
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 5:22 pm
 
that's kinda gross. My first roommate in college got so drunk once she was puking in the toilet and then drinking water from the toilet too.
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 5:24 pm
 
puking


jesus christ, nancy, how old are you?
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 5:25 pm
 
I stopped drinking...when gulping came in style
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 5:26 pm
 
I bet he signs to Matador next.
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 5:27 pm
 
i was on drugs too.
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 5:30 pm
 
drugs



please say you were x-ing and drunk on amaretto sours.
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 5:32 pm
 
why?
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 5:33 pm
 
my friend is making pumpkin vodka for a party tonight anfd i can't wait to use it in some white russians....gon' be tasty!


drunk.
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 5:38 pm
 
....and don't try and blame it on being sick cause that's exactly when you earned said hero status --- sizzurp --- pic now gone :-(
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 5:40 pm
 
pumpkin vodka
1st, how does one make vodka? 2nd, how do you get the pumpkin in there? 3rd, is it like pie pumpkin or just squashy flavor, cause that would be nasty?

x-ing
it's called rolling, gramps.
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 5:42 pm
 
i hate when grampa arman is rolling and asks me to sit on his lap.
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 5:44 pm
 
and don't try and blame it on being sick

I am sick... sick of drinking!

I have to present myself to the goat-mayor sober and in peak health if I am to defeat him in a battle of wits!
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 5:45 pm
 
(after which I will proceed to get drunk)
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 5:45 pm
 
Womb Raider is Gerard Cosloy.
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 5:46 pm
 
rich riggler is Bill Cosby
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 5:48 pm
 
I am sick... sick of drinking!


truthfully? have you actually been considering mellowing out a bit? just curious. wondering how i'm going to adjust to living in PA. will i mellow out or comepktely lose my shit? speaking of which, i was drinking Cavit merlot last night and it gave me diarheeah cha cha cha which carried over to this morning. nay good.
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 5:54 pm
 
1st, how does one make vodka? 2nd, how do you get the pumpkin in there?

i think she mixed pumpkin pie filling and vodka and let it sit for a week and then is straining it tonight. She also made khalua last year for christmas and has some left over and is bringing that for the white russians. I hope they turn out - this is the 1st time she tried the pumpkin vodka...i've been looking forward to 'em for the last 48 hours.
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 5:59 pm
 
i should get a bottle of kessler pour it in a fancy bottle and call it bbq 'infused' vodka and sell it
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 6:06 pm
 
goat-mayor

that shit is totally fake. they lure you in his 'office' and the lights are real dim, but its really just some dude in a goat suit.
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 6:08 pm
 
you're some dude in a goat suit
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 6:09 pm
 
i wish!
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 6:10 pm
 
truthfully? have you actually been considering mellowing out a bit?

at first I was just not drinking on weeknights to cut calories. but after spending half the weekend in bed for the last two weekends, and this being the nicest time of year down here, I decided I should cut back on the weekends as well and enjoy the weather while it lasts... also I am broke right now.

I think you are going to need to find a new hobby when you move to PA, otherwise you will lose your mind. Civil War reenactment maybe?
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 6:14 pm
 
I think you are going to need to find a new hobby when you move to PA, otherwise you will lose your mind. Civil War reenactment maybe?

dude, my new hobby is gonna be DIGGING for records. i did all the time in vegas, but once i moved here that stopped. it's been mostly internet finds. i'm gonna be wheeling all over the state and surrounding areas checking shit out. that's hobby enough for me.
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 6:15 pm
 
and i'm gonna make a conscous effort to start exersizing.
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 6:17 pm
 
try jazzersize. thats pretty gay.
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 6:19 pm
 
You could always start translating Spanish. That would be pretty sweet.
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 6:20 pm
 
wheeling all over the state

Won't Xteene's parents need their car?
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 6:24 pm
 
translating Spanish.

the olde amish codecs in their original vernacular perhaps?
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 6:25 pm
 
translating Spanish.

Into what?
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 6:26 pm
 
dude, my new hobby is gonna be DIGGING for records. i did all the time in vegas, but once i moved here that stopped. it's been mostly internet finds. i'm gonna be wheeling all over the state and surrounding areas checking shit out. that's hobby enough for me.

I'm going to be getting a huge SHED soon and I can't wait to fill it up with CRAP!!!! right now my house is pretty much full, which has really put a damper on my junk collecting hobby. I can't wait.
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 6:44 pm
 
goddamn, i love stuff!

xtine's folks are each giving us an old hoopty. woohoo!
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 6:45 pm
 
I'm building a shed over my tools right now!

HAWW!
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 6:46 pm
 
xtine's folks are each giving us an old hoopty.

Translation?
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 6:48 pm
 
Xtine la gente son cada darnos un viejo hoopty.
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 6:49 pm
 
TGIF!
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 6:50 pm
 
Isn't that what hicks call basketball? HOOPTY?
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 6:50 pm
 
translating Spanish.

Into what?


into 'Merican.
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 6:52 pm
 
riggler, hoopty = beater.
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 6:54 pm
 
I'm building a shed over my tools right now!

And by "building a shed" you mean "pitching a tent"...
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 6:55 pm
 
and by.... damn, never mind.
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 6:59 pm
 
hah last night after King Khan and BBQ I saw some kid puking on the back of a BMW right outside Cake Shop
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 7:00 pm
 
god forbid he do that in the bentley
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 7:01 pm
 
hah last night after King Khan and BBQ


are you coming tonight? i'll be djing. come say hello.
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 7:06 pm | Edited by: destrier
 
I want to but I doubt I'll be able to make it.

i'll be djing. come say hello.
http://www.myspace.com/bxmassive
Posted: Oct 26, 2007 7:13 pm
 
that fag is a posuer.
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