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Posted: Oct 9, 2007 9:09 pm
 
go ahead, recite. heres mine:

The girls at the library are ugly.
They have bird faces.
Posted: Oct 9, 2007 9:22 pm
 
Open my eyes to look at my face
The darkness surrounds my gaze
Running trying to find a way out
Coldness engulfs me I cannot escape
Clawing and biting
Thrashing and bashing
Where is that door I once saw before
But wait now a warmth I cannot keep in
Comfortable surroundings I sleep again
Posted: Oct 9, 2007 10:50 pm
 
molecules are all bonding
atoms responding
reactions are all around
Posted: Oct 9, 2007 10:54 pm
 
its 4:54
headin out the door
fuck this shitty work place
fuck its stupid face
Posted: Oct 10, 2007 12:14 am
 
The blind monk bares burdens; slightly, silently.
Posted: Oct 10, 2007 12:21 am
 
O, my God
Here cometh
the robots.
Peenchow,
peenchow, peenchow.
Posted: Oct 10, 2007 1:29 am
 
Laundry you overwhelm me.
At times we are so intimate.
You keep me in the law
You wash me, and you bed me.
But how can I forget
Your growth inspires awe.
Tonight you'll not control me.
I won't do you yet
I can hand-wash a bra!

Dear dishes,
I never loved you!


One day, they were all there
together
taking over
surpassing the furtive mustard:
Many!
Many partial containers of salsa.
Each one I had ravished
and then forgotten,
Pushed behind,
Become invisible.
Then all at once they were before me again,
Together,
Accusing.
I tossed them away anxiously,
And regretfully, unrecyclingly.
Posted: Oct 10, 2007 2:02 am
 
Oh my gods,
sooner or later the vicious crows
come to perch, straddled on fence posts, ready to peck
my eyes out.
Lean left
or right, black bastards, I care not:
I am wearing
sunglasses today and only see me, regretfully,
unremittingly.
Posted: Oct 10, 2007 2:50 am
 
mexican baldwin, i am ashamed.
i ordered my food by the wrong name
i wanted a tinga
and asked for a chinga,
but you looked at me like you were game.
Posted: Oct 10, 2007 4:53 am | Edited by: saint sarah
 
fart in your face
such a disgrace!
no need to grab the mace
to put you in your place.

oh you're such a shame.
to hell with your good name,
with my ass i will take aim
flatulence is its fame!



(ps. dear pootz, pay me and i will write more songs for you)
Posted: Oct 10, 2007 7:18 pm
 
excellent job children. now its time for recess.
Posted: Oct 10, 2007 7:22 pm
 
aeroplanes in mid flight
blasting through the daylight
engines working just right
Posted: Oct 10, 2007 7:31 pm
 
everyone is shouting
little kids are pouting
i hate all these fucks
eat my ass you schmucks
Posted: Oct 11, 2007 5:37 pm
 
Ive got the STRAIGHT EDGE.
You can all jump off a ledge.
AND DIE!!
Posted: Oct 11, 2007 5:46 pm
 
just look at that expression
and make it all part of your rejection
but to truly make the future without fail
we must put Bush & Cheney in jail
Posted: Oct 11, 2007 5:51 pm
 
Posted: Oct 11, 2007 11:36 pm
 
True.
Bush and Cheney cheat and steal and lie
and move your wealth to prepare for themselves
some nice place like Dubais.
But...
They all know
and we all know,
Maybe, we bring them to life.
Posted: Oct 11, 2007 11:36 pm
 
i would like to
kill people with
a laser beam
or
a poison tipped
anvil
Posted: Oct 14, 2007 7:41 pm
 
No-filling Sandwich Poem
Rw, rw, rw yr bt gy dn te sm
my, my, my, my le is bt a dm.
Posted: Oct 14, 2007 10:59 pm
 
she charged an additional nickel because of the visible trickle from my ticklish pickle
Posted: Oct 16, 2007 10:59 pm
 
Your ass,
I'll Kick,
Ya got AIDS,
Pickle dick.
Posted: Oct 29, 2007 12:56 pm
 
she charged an additional nickel because of the visible trickle from my ticklish pickle

While I was publicly pleasing my parents I was privately pulling my putz.
Posted: Jan 14, 2018 10:47 pm
 
like a volcano you might say if you were inclined in a provocative way
tickling, bad timing, sad rhyming

Longing for extinct hominids or so they say, Heidelbergensis might saunter out of the woods with his long arms swinging rhythmically to his lanky torso sway
Neanderthal caressing me with that big brain if you know what I mean
floresiensis you good, just bring the team
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