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Posted: Sep 27, 2007 6:06 pm
 
Ever since I first started to pay attention to all the "coincidences" in my life, they just keep adding up to be more and more. Like...I rented "Straw Dogs", the movie w/ Dustin Hoffman awhile back. I never even heard of that movie before...I had no idea it existed until I saw it at Hollywood Video. Then, the very next day I turn on the TV and they are playing it on Bravo!!!

Two days ago I went to a movie, and as I was walking into the theatre some kid opens the door and yells "Tucker!". He was yelling to one of his friends, but it surprised me cause thats my last name...Then we sit down in the movie(Invasion, fairly decent) and the one main bad guy is named Tucker.

What the hell is happening here?
Posted: Sep 27, 2007 6:09 pm
 
i thought your last name was scrimm.
Posted: Sep 27, 2007 6:13 pm
 
Tucker is my god given mormon name.
Posted: Sep 27, 2007 6:15 pm
 
There are thousands of perceived coincidences that could happen every day. I've thought about this a lot, and I'm not convinced.
Posted: Sep 27, 2007 6:16 pm
 
plate of shrimp
Posted: Sep 27, 2007 6:17 pm
 
God didn't give no mormons no names...'cept fer "heathen" and "heretic"!
Posted: Sep 27, 2007 6:20 pm
 
plate of shrimp

Yeah..that guys little dialogue on Repo Man pretty much sums up what I'm feeling.
Posted: Sep 27, 2007 6:20 pm
 
What ever ya do, don't take no acid.
Posted: Sep 27, 2007 6:22 pm
 
Tucker is my god given mormon name.


who is god that gives a name that ryhmes with sucker/fucker/cochen
lacher?
Posted: Sep 27, 2007 6:22 pm
 
boy if you liked straw dogs i hope you have seen his one great film, the wild bunch
Posted: Sep 27, 2007 6:23 pm
 
God didn't give no mormons no names...'cept fer "heathen" and "heretic"!

who is god that gives a name that ryhmes with sucker/fucker/cochen
lacher?


I actually like my name. Except I can't do that name game thing "Banana nana fo fucker"....
Posted: Sep 27, 2007 6:25 pm
 
his one great film, the wild bunch

Man...I just barely discovered him so I will promise to go seek that one out asap. I really like Straw Dogs. Gritty.
Posted: Sep 27, 2007 6:30 pm
 
the director's cut of Pat Garrett & Billy the Kid is pretty rambling, but one of my all-time favorite flicks.
Posted: Sep 27, 2007 6:42 pm
 
Angus!
Angus, Angus bo Bus Bonana fanna fo Puss
Fee fy mo Fuss, Cuss!

Scrimm!
Scrimm, Scrimm bo Brim Bonana fanna fo Plegm
Fee fy mo Phantom Limb, Scrimm!

Come on everybody!
I say now let's play a game
I betcha I can make a rhyme out of anybody's name
The first letter of the name, I treat it like it wasn't there
But a B or an F or an M will appear
And then I say bo add a B then I say the name and Bonana fanna and a fo
And then I say the name again with an F very plain
and a fee fy and a mo
And then I say the name again with an M this time
and there isn't any name that I can't rhyme

Tucker!
Tucker, Sucker Trucker Bonana fanna fo Fucker
Fee fy mo Cocken Locker!

But if the first two letters are ever the same,
I drop them both and say the name like
Bob, Bob drop the B's Bo ob
For Fred, Fred drop the F's Fo red
For Mary, Mary drop the M's Mo ary
That's the only rule that is contrary.

Okay? Now say Bo: Bo
Now Tony with a B: Bony
Then Bonana fanna fo: bonana fanna fo
Then you say the name again with an F very plain: Fony
Then a fee fy and a mo: fee fy mo
Then you say the name again with an M this time: Mony
And there isn't any name that you can't rhyme

Every body do Tony!
Pretty good, let's do Billy!
Very good, let's do Marsha!
A little trick with Nick!

The name game


Okay? Now say Nick: Nick
Now Nick with a D: Dick
Then Bonana fanna fo: bonana fanna fo Sick Lick
Then you say the name again with an PR very plain: Prick
Then a fee fy and a mo: fee fy mo Dick
Posted: Sep 27, 2007 6:50 pm | Edited by: Angus Scrimm
 
Yeah, that asshole didn't think that through. I like "phantom limb Scrimm" though. That rolls off the tongue. Thanks Baker!
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