Posted: Sep 27, 2007 6:42 pm
Angus, Angus bo Bus Bonana fanna fo Puss
Fee fy mo Fuss, Cuss!
Scrimm, Scrimm bo Brim Bonana fanna fo Plegm
Fee fy mo Phantom Limb, Scrimm!
Come on everybody!
I say now let's play a game
I betcha I can make a rhyme out of anybody's name
The first letter of the name, I treat it like it wasn't there
But a B or an F or an M will appear
And then I say bo add a B then I say the name and Bonana fanna and a fo
And then I say the name again with an F very plain
and a fee fy and a mo
And then I say the name again with an M this time
and there isn't any name that I can't rhyme
Tucker, Sucker Trucker Bonana fanna fo Fucker
Fee fy mo Cocken Locker!
But if the first two letters are ever the same,
I drop them both and say the name like
Bob, Bob drop the B's Bo ob
For Fred, Fred drop the F's Fo red
For Mary, Mary drop the M's Mo ary
That's the only rule that is contrary.
Okay? Now say Bo: Bo
Now Tony with a B: Bony
Then Bonana fanna fo: bonana fanna fo
Then you say the name again with an F very plain: Fony
Then a fee fy and a mo: fee fy mo
Then you say the name again with an M this time: Mony
And there isn't any name that you can't rhyme
Every body do Tony!
Pretty good, let's do Billy!
Very good, let's do Marsha!
A little trick with Nick!
The name game
Okay? Now say Nick: Nick
Now Nick with a D: Dick
Then Bonana fanna fo: bonana fanna fo Sick Lick
Then you say the name again with an PR very plain: Prick
Then a fee fy and a mo: fee fy mo Dick