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Posted: Sep 26, 2007 4:38 am
 
might as well get this thread started now...
Posted: Sep 26, 2007 4:43 am
 
I didn't do it.
Posted: Sep 26, 2007 4:51 am
 
it's ok. i was drunk too.
Posted: Sep 26, 2007 4:55 am
 
HAWW!
hookorcrook
Posted: Sep 26, 2007 7:27 pm
 
Who shot JR?
Posted: Sep 26, 2007 7:28 pm
 
I'm totally drinking beer right now.
Posted: Sep 26, 2007 8:45 pm
 
I once paid money to see
Bruce Springsteen (1976).
Posted: Sep 26, 2007 8:46 pm
 
somebody punch the Arm in the nuts for me...tell him I said "suck a nipple"
Posted: Sep 26, 2007 9:03 pm | Edited by: jerryd
 
Who shot JR?

Jay Reatard?
Posted: Sep 27, 2007 12:09 pm
 
I don't remember writing the Yeehaw GonerFest Day 1 thread in the Memphis section. Shit!
Posted: Sep 27, 2007 1:41 pm
 
i like 5/6 songs by simon and garfunkel
Posted: Sep 27, 2007 1:41 pm
 
5 OR 6 not 5/6ths!!!

i killed laura palmer btw
Posted: Sep 27, 2007 4:12 pm
 
I went home early last night.
Posted: Sep 27, 2007 5:56 pm | Edited by: michael baker
 
Posted: Sep 27, 2007 6:05 pm
 
night one -- a lot of fun!
Posted: Sep 27, 2007 9:28 pm
 
I threw up in the hightones trash can! ALOT!
Posted: Sep 27, 2007 9:31 pm
 
I bought the black man from space, outside Circle K, a Sparks
Posted: Sep 28, 2007 9:25 am
 
I confess: I was the one who called the cops on gonerfest tonight and got everyone sent to jail without bail. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Posted: Sep 29, 2007 2:54 am
 
I loved the couch dancing movie. Why the heck wasn't the theatre packed??

And Joe, I hadn't talked to Flaming R in a while, and was unintentionally rude and forgot to introduce him to you in the parking lot after the movie. Damnit, sorry!
Posted: Sep 29, 2007 4:22 pm
 
I dirty danced with Ryan Wong last nite!
and Rich Crook serenaded us!
Posted: Sep 30, 2007 8:03 pm
 
i freaked out on april last night at the afterparty! i did it! she was charging nobunny/sneaky pink okmoniks to get into the gig while they were carrying keyboards/amps etc in. i threw 10 bucks at her! I said "fuck off!"

i was wrong. it was time for nighty nite, and sorry again april! i'm better now.

Gonerfest!
Posted: Sep 30, 2007 9:59 pm
 
I went home at 11:00 last night because I couldn't keep my eyes open. but I'm glad to be back in new orleans already and not completely shattered.
Posted: Sep 30, 2007 11:21 pm
 
i burned out about 11:30 sunday night. i could not stay the course.
Posted: Oct 1, 2007 12:55 am
 
I confess that Gus's chicken made my butthole burn but good. Thanks to Windy for hippin me to order unsweet tea, fuck a sweet tea!
Posted: Oct 1, 2007 1:14 am
 
i grabbed alicja's ass again. well, it was there!
Posted: Oct 1, 2007 3:21 am
 
I didn't like Head.
Posted: Oct 1, 2007 3:27 am
 
I hit a cop car!
I contributed to the destruction of pool furniture!
I snuck beers out of the Hi-Tone under my shirt!
I didn't shit solid the whole time I was down there!
Posted: Oct 1, 2007 3:34 am
 
I didn't shit solid the whole time I was down ther
This is an almost exact quote from the memoirs of the Yankees who fought in the Vicksburg campaign! 145 years later and nowt has changed.
Posted: Oct 1, 2007 3:44 am
 
I worked all weekend in LA and wish I was there making you all miserable. Boo Hoo!!! I'm thinking I'll show up next weekend and have my own Gonerfest 5 at the HIGHTONE's back lot. Maybe I'll see you there.
Posted: Oct 1, 2007 3:45 am
 
Oh yeah, AND I prank-called Ben Blackwell!
Posted: Oct 1, 2007 4:02 am
 
I tried to crack one off in the HiTone toilet but only managed a shit.
Posted: Oct 1, 2007 4:50 am
 
um, i used to listen to a lot of syd barrett, but now i kinda like 80s madonna better?
Posted: Oct 1, 2007 5:28 am
 
eric you are sooo wrong.

Payne's beats Cozy Corner any day of the week!

thanks for the tip though.... i just prefer them big ol' beef ribs at Paynes...so juicy and tenders...just peels right off the bone...and that sauce...that spicy barbeque sauce they got...so good

and them baked beans...way better


i do however now want to try one of them crazy whole stack of bologna sandwiches they got at c.c.

Marsh and i were discussing of differnt ways to smoke bbq here in jackson...i'm thinkin country pleasin sausage stuffed bologne needs to be ...
Posted: Oct 1, 2007 3:51 pm
 
shred up some brisket and roll it up blunt style.
Posted: Oct 1, 2007 5:15 pm
 
I asked Nobunny if he liked Nobunny. I was very drunk at the Buccaneer last night.
Posted: Oct 1, 2007 6:09 pm
 
BEEF RIBS?
Posted: Oct 1, 2007 6:12 pm | Edited by: jerryd
 
I wish I could have met more of the people from the board. I did meet Mark, Windy and Goner Rhea. It was great to finally meet them. And maybe Jahna was at the Buc last night, but was not sure if it was her or not, so I didn't ask. Oh yeah:

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RULED FRIDAY NIGHT!!!
Posted: Oct 1, 2007 6:12 pm
 
my head hurts
Posted: Oct 1, 2007 6:15 pm
 
H
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RULED FRIDAY NIGHT!!!


goddamnit, where's video???
Posted: Oct 1, 2007 6:16 pm
 
i think last time it took about 6 monthes to edit the video
Posted: Oct 1, 2007 6:29 pm
 
It took a year. Really.
Posted: Oct 1, 2007 10:44 pm
 
Walking up and down Union Avenue got depressing after the fourteenth time

I was fully expecting Lightyears Vintage to sell confederate memorabilia.

I danced to bands that I didn't really like.

I felt really empty and depressed leaving Memphis.
Posted: Oct 1, 2007 11:04 pm
 
i secretly fucked the farmers favorite chicken.
wait..
different occasion
Posted: Oct 2, 2007 12:04 am
 
i turned down a threesome.
we named the gray hi-tone cat "clarence."
we had too many people in our hotel room.
i kissed a girl for the first time.
i made a left turn by that burger king near pauline street when there was a "right turn only" sign.
i got really annoyed during jeff evans and ross johnson.
i secretly wanted to kiss a dozen boys.
Posted: Oct 2, 2007 12:10 am
 
i got really annoyed during jeff evans and ross johnson.

why?
oh...not enough music?

i kissed a girl for the first time.
i secretly wanted to kiss a dozen boys.

And your persuasion is...?
Posted: Oct 2, 2007 12:29 am
 
Extra Sexual Persuasion it sounds like...
Posted: Oct 2, 2007 12:36 am
 
hell yeah more music!
ha i like boys. i'm a girl.
Posted: Oct 2, 2007 12:45 am
 
i got really annoyed during jeff evans and ross johnson.

I thought it was brilliant, even though I didn't actually see it.

I'm going to try to find their new song, "New Wave Garage Turds" or whatever it was tonight. I hope lastname was listening. And getting mad.
Posted: Oct 2, 2007 1:00 am
 
I thought it was brilliant, even though I didn't actually see it.

I'd certainly like to hear it. I was up by the stage, but I missed it entirely.
Posted: Oct 2, 2007 1:10 am
 
I felt really empty and depressed leaving Memphis.

same :(
Posted: Oct 2, 2007 1:20 am | Edited by: mrlastname
 
I hope lastname was listening. And getting mad.

Nah, keep hoping. I missed their almost entire set and laughed when someone relayed this part of their many-minutes-long diatribe to me later on.

Did they remind anyone else of one those animatronic Showbiz Pizza/Chuck E. Cheese band? Maybe I was more fucked up than I thought.
Posted: Oct 2, 2007 1:21 am
 
I had a blast that night, by the way. Thanks to Eric, Zac and John!
Posted: Oct 2, 2007 1:24 am
 
eric, why the hell does russ romance keep bothering me about not getting liquor from you or something??? i have no clue what this is about.
Posted: Oct 2, 2007 1:26 am
 
He probably wants some Malort.
Posted: Oct 2, 2007 1:27 am
 
ha yeah. he said something to me about it before i left but i didn't pay attention to it cuz i didn't know what he was talking about. now he keeps asking if you gave it to me (?!) like we made some kind of arrangement, though i still have no idea.
Posted: Oct 2, 2007 1:30 am
 
someone relayed this part of their many-minutes-long diatribe

It was funny, man. Ross was totally working it for the Busy Signals.
Posted: Oct 2, 2007 1:38 am
 
1.)I left my phone charger in room 130 at the Motel 6 near Union/240.
2.)I pointed at someone's 311 shirt and said "Are you serious?"
3.)I forgot to ask "perciphene" if she was serious during Jeff Evans/Ross Johnson. She was right in front of me.
Posted: Oct 2, 2007 1:40 am
 
Ross and Jeff were about 20 minutes in and still hadn't played a song. Earles and I were talking about how amazing it would be if they actually didn't do a song at all - plug in, talk for 35 minutes, make plenty of threats and then walk off the stage.

It was great the way it was, but the no song set would have really been something....
Posted: Oct 2, 2007 1:46 am
 
i went to church just to see al green (he was "absent")
i was sober the whole time
Posted: Oct 2, 2007 1:50 am
 
i was sober the whole time

and you kissed a girl??!! How'd that happen?
Posted: Oct 2, 2007 1:55 am
 
i didn't get to meet as many people as i wanted. i know tons of you suckas was there but i'm too damn shy to say "hi, whats your name".
Posted: Oct 2, 2007 1:56 am
 
Or didn't want to fill out a friggin form.
Posted: Oct 2, 2007 2:01 am
 
and you kissed a girl??!! How'd that happen?
ha long story. was not as dramatic as it sounds.

i didn't get to meet as many people as i wanted. i know tons of you suckas was there but i'm too damn shy to say "hi, whats your name".
yeah i can't do that either. someone has to literally yell out my messageboard handle to me like aya did, ha.
Posted: Oct 2, 2007 2:08 am
 
i'm too damn shy
Posted: Oct 2, 2007 2:09 am
 
I was shy the last couple of years. But no one will probably believe that now.
Posted: Oct 2, 2007 2:10 am
 
It was funny, man. Ross was totally working it for the Busy Signals.

Maybe he should've worked it for a band that would've paid attention or cared. Would've been funnier, then.
Posted: Oct 2, 2007 8:43 am
 
Ross and Jeff were about 20 minutes in and still hadn't played a song.

they ought to do shows with robyn hitchcock when he does his one man thing... he does maybe 3 songs..talks a LOT.. sometimes he shows super 8 movies of himself as a child....
Posted: Oct 2, 2007 8:58 am
 
I was sober the whole fest until last night at the buc, and then, woooo boy! Not sober.

I lost my ATM card during my drunk session.

I ate meat, meat and more meat, except when I ate grits.

I cried at the Stax museum.

I yelled at dtrain today. (Sorry, man. Lost ATM card + hangover = inability to take a joke.)

I loved pretty much everyone I met.

I can't wait to go back.
Posted: Oct 2, 2007 10:16 am
 
I touched Goner Rhea's tit.
Posted: Oct 2, 2007 11:16 am
 
i fucked myself in a bathroom..........i didn't land the only punch i threw.

my wrist hurts!
Posted: Oct 2, 2007 4:54 pm
 
I took a rib from the band room food spread, put it in my purse and fed it to my man for breakfast the following morning. Sorry bands for taking your food.
Posted: Oct 2, 2007 4:56 pm
 
Oh and I talked shit about how the busy signals are really boring on stage and got proved wrong.
hookorcrook
Posted: Oct 2, 2007 5:08 pm
 
Ross and Jeff were about 20 minutes in and still hadn't played a song.

they ought to do shows with robyn hitchcock when he does his one man thing... he does maybe 3 songs..talks a LOT


maybe they could get todd rundgren and billy childish in on it too.
Posted: Oct 2, 2007 5:30 pm
 
I've had "Jam Skate" in my head for three days now.
Posted: Oct 2, 2007 5:31 pm
 
I peed in the Holy Water.
Posted: Oct 2, 2007 5:34 pm
 
I went to Macys and bought jeans from the juniors section. I missed the hotel ducks.
Posted: Oct 2, 2007 5:56 pm
 
I am sad I was not there.
Posted: Oct 2, 2007 6:34 pm
 
I went to see the hotel ducks at Peabody and saw Borat's fat manager from the Borat movie there, wearing an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt.

We told him he's awesome and him and his wife invited us to see an Elvis impersonator with them, after he showered. I then vividly pictured him naked and showering that ball sac that we know so well. One of my Gonerfest highlights!
Posted: Oct 2, 2007 7:18 pm
 
after Ross and Jeff I was bored by everything Saturday night
Posted: Oct 2, 2007 7:36 pm | Edited by: animefan68
 
I thought that Jay Reatard actually landed the punch.

I hated that ponytailed girl who slam danced a lot because I got her hair in my eye all the time.

I politely said sorry to all the people whose toes I had stepped on.
Posted: Oct 2, 2007 7:44 pm
 
I said "Excuse me" and/or "Pardon me", roughly 3267 times throughout the fest.
Posted: Oct 2, 2007 7:50 pm
 
listened to that new Ross Johnson cd six times in a row on the way home, brilliant!!
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