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Posted: Aug 18, 2007 3:23 am | Edited by: pseudo pion
 
Anybody watch this show? Pretty damn funny...

"Business Time"

"If you're into it"
Posted: Aug 18, 2007 3:46 am
 
Rules!
Posted: Aug 18, 2007 3:50 am
 
I broke down and got direct tv today. As soon as I get tired of City Confidential and ESPN classics, I'll give this show a try
Posted: Aug 18, 2007 6:29 am
 
Posted: Aug 18, 2007 6:31 am
 
Posted: Aug 18, 2007 6:37 am
 
meh.
Posted: Aug 18, 2007 6:40 am | Edited by: The Troll
 
Have you tried for years to understand what a New Zealander is trying to
say?
Now you can with these easy to follow guidelines.
Hopefully these will help you to finally hold a conversation with a New
Zealander.

What they say - What it really means

AMEDGEN - Visualise, Conjure up mentally.
John Lennon's first solo Album "Imagine"
(It was a Bug Hut in the "Land of the Long White Cloud").

BETTING - "Betting Gloves" are worn by "Betsmen"
in "crucket".

BRIST - Part of the human anatomy between the
"Nick" and the "Billy".

BUGGER - As in..."Mine is bugger then yours"

CHULLY BUN - "Chilly Bin" also known as ESKY.

COME YOUSE - Controversial captain of the Australian Cricket
team resigned tearully in favour of Allan Border.
"Come" insisted that all deliveries be overarm.
Full Name: Kimberley John Hughes.

DIMMER KRETZ - Those who believe in Democracy.

ERROR BUCK - Language spoken in countries like "Surria",
"E-Jupp" and "Libernon".

EKKA DYMOCKS - University Staff.

GUESS - Flammable vapour used in stoves.

CHICK OUT CHUCKS - Supermarket point of sale operators.

SENDLES - Sandles, thongs and open shoes.

COLOUR - Terminator, violent forecloser of human life.

CUSS - Kiss.

DUCK HID - Term of abuse directed mainly at males.

PHAR LAP - NZ's famous horse christened "Philip" but was
incorrectly written down as "Phar Lap" by an
Australian. (Racing official who was not well versed
in "Kiwi-Eze").

DUNNESTY - 1980's USA television soap operat that starred
Joan Collins as "Elixirs Kerrungton".

ERROR ROUTE - Arnott's famous oval shaped "mulk error route buskets".

FITTER CHENEY - A type of long flat pasta. Not to be confused with
"Rugger Tony" or "Tell ya Tilly".
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