Posted: Sep 19, 2007 7:16 pm
The Obviously! Scandal
The offending article originally run in Exotic:
Strippers are garbage. Not special. Not unique. Just more cunts. You girls have all kinds of ideas about things, but you're just another dumb whore. Prove me wrong.
Bitch, I don't care if you're a "singer", or a "dance technician" or even a "writer" in your spare time. Why would I? You must understand. To me, you don't have a personality, aside from the wrinkled hog jowls between your legs. Now that's interesting!
Tell me why I would think otherwise. Why would an intelligent human being assume that a woman who exposes her genitals for greasy one-dollar bills has anything important to say? I mean, come on! That's one step up from a trained monkey! What, do you have some magic "inner goodness" about you? Yeah, right! You're a prostitute! That isn't good!
I've fucked strippers. I've hung out with strippers. Garbage. They use drugs as if the comet hits tomorrow. They get drunk and tell you about their lives. They're "artists", and "thrift store owners" and "worth something". Uh, excuse me, ma'am? Could you get your fucking life out of my way? I'm trying to look up your asshole. Thanks.
I can look at the place on your body that shit comes out of. Anytime I want. For a dollar. And you have feelings? I can see your pooper! Is this a joke?
I've tried, believe me. I've tried to listen to you. But I just cant seem to get my head around the idea that you show your privates to people you dont know for money. Can't you wait tables or something? What's wrong with you? Are you broken? Now, you can't get enough of exhibitionism with the hardhats at work, you actually put on costumes and pretend to be "burlesque dancers" in your spare time. Really. That's not interesting, that's stupid. That's like me dressing up like a "ninja", or a "wizard". Cut it out. Show me your pussy. Shut up, here's a dollar.
You're a servant. Low class. For a dollar you'll let me look at your brown-eye. You'll come over to my house and do it for, what, $69.95?If I had some Ecstasy tablets you would suck my dick. Really, you would. You would just lick my nuts. If I bought you some platform boots, or a fur coat, I could fuck you up the ass. Really. For enough money, you'll do anything, because you are a prostitute. I bet you'd dance naked right in front of me, and rub your crotch on my lap, for about ten bucks. Yep, you sure would.
I don't care if you're happy taking your clothes of for money. Do whatever you want, it won't be important. I'll never care. It just frustrates me that you assume I respect you, because I don't. I wouldn't expect you to think highly of me if I, say, sucked cock at the train station for a living. Or if I got paid to dress up like a woman and lip-sync to ABBA songs. That's disgusting. I would be ashamed to expose myself to roomfuls of people.
I think its clear that the majority of women in our culture feel the same way. They feel very private about their genitals. They don't show them to just anybody. So, consequently, the woman who feels no shame, the woman who actually dances around naked is decidedly abnormal. Sort of a freak. I mean, come on. What sort of twisted, damaged person would show me their genitals for a dollar? What is that, a cry for help?
So, girls, follow your heart. If your brain is so royally fucked, that you aren't ashamed of being a prostitute, keep wiggling that ass. Hey, I don't mind, it's great for me. I like it, because it means you arent even really a person. You're an object. You're like a Sphincter-TV that I can turn on whenever the mood strikes me. I have a few drinks, and blow on your clit when your back's turned. Then I laugh.
It only costs me a dollar. Whore.