Posted: Jul 18, 2007 6:39 pm
Thank you, for moms like Chrissy...
If I had a five year daughter I'd probably think it's cute if she wore low-riding sweat pants with the word "HOTTIE" on the ass. She would also have earrings, purple painted Lee press-on nails and fake gum-ball machine tatoos. Also, she would call me by my first name and play with BRATZ dolls. Oh, one more thing, she'd have a blackberry and a cellphone.
Father of the Year.