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Posted: Jun 22, 2007 6:51 am | Edited by: Goner Rhea
 
in no particular order...

carson daily
work
waking up after -3 hours of sleep
people who drive like morons
shitty music
creepy old man that keeps touching me at work
goth nerds & ex-skinheads that turned into rockabilly fags & hippies
computers that run really slow
youtube and myspace being blocked at work
having holes in your shoes
not having any money
not being able to fall asleep
people who don't answer their phones
people who can't spell correctly
getting a stale pack of smokes
and losing your weed

anybody else? brad, i know you gotta be up
Posted: Jun 22, 2007 7:13 am
 
haircuts
having a buncha change. ive probably got like 20 bucks or more of change layin on my floor
Posted: Jun 22, 2007 8:49 am
 
black tar cause i bought it and can't get high

bike culture cause my bike needs fixing and these bike shop assholes will only give me tools and tell me to fix it myself ... that's why i'm offering you money fuckface
Posted: Jun 22, 2007 9:19 am
 
Myself,most of the time... I'm hella Goth!
Posted: Jun 22, 2007 9:23 am
 
bike culture cause my bike needs fixing and these bike shop assholes will only give me tools and tell me to fix it myself

yes, you faggot, fix it yourself! goddamn, those assholes are actually doing you a favor regardless the amount of cash you throw their way.
Posted: Jun 22, 2007 9:39 am
 
yes, you faggot, fix it yourself! goddamn, those assholes are actually doing you a favor regardless the amount of cash you throw their way.

i don't get it. fuck you and fuck all these bicycle jack-offs. i don't want to learn to work on bikes and bike shops are there for lazy fucks like me who just want to get from home to the bar without waiting for a goddamn bus. they didn't do me any goddamn favors.
Posted: Jun 22, 2007 11:11 am
 
I'm just the opposite on that tip. I hate bike shop fucks that won't lend me tools, but wanna charge me $40 an hour to fix my shit.
Posted: Jun 22, 2007 11:12 am
 
I hate not enough 24-hour grocery stores.
Posted: Jun 22, 2007 11:17 am
 
War, famine, a child's cry, a bird with a broken wing.
Posted: Jun 22, 2007 11:45 am
 
BMW
television
Quinten Tarantino
current thriller books hype
concert halls
harley davidson
glühwein
Posted: Jun 22, 2007 3:55 pm
 
hangovers. i looooove everything else.
Posted: Jun 22, 2007 3:57 pm
 
...having to pay for stuff
Posted: Jun 22, 2007 4:15 pm
 
pussies
Posted: Jun 22, 2007 4:16 pm
 
Threads
Posted: Jun 22, 2007 4:21 pm
 
pussies

lol. roflmao.
Posted: Jun 22, 2007 4:38 pm
 
that my receptionist's boyfriend calls her 3 times/hour every hour and i'm not even exaggerating....beyond ridiculous.
Posted: Jun 22, 2007 4:43 pm
 
gimme her number. i'll call and tell her that he calls entirely too often and it's time to put an end to the tom-foolery then i'll hang up.
Posted: Jun 22, 2007 4:58 pm
 
that's really, really tempting....i should give you his number. I actually know it by heart from it popping up on our caller ID every 20 minutes.
Posted: Jun 22, 2007 5:05 pm
 
i hate bathing

it's true. it really is.
Posted: Jun 22, 2007 5:06 pm
 
i hate bathing

so does dtrain!
Posted: Jun 22, 2007 5:11 pm
 
that's really, really tempting....i should give you his number. I actually know it by heart from it popping up on our caller ID every 20 minutes.


email it to me. i'll do it.
Posted: Jun 22, 2007 5:23 pm
 
I hate dtrain. He seems really stupid.
Posted: Jun 22, 2007 5:52 pm
 
ex-skinheads that turned into rockabilly fags yeah what the fuck. First all the skins disappear for a few years and now rockabilly assfucks are beating people up and barking about respect
Posted: Jun 22, 2007 5:53 pm
 
Posted: Jun 22, 2007 5:55 pm
 
wow, good job on the drums, gore!
Posted: Jun 22, 2007 6:58 pm
 
Whoever threw a brick through my windshield. Someone's going to get their ass beat.
Posted: Jun 22, 2007 7:37 pm
 
Yeah, probably you, faggot.
Posted: Jun 22, 2007 7:58 pm
 
Snakes
Scorpions
Giant Cockroaches that run AT you when you are outside enjoying a smoke
Lousy spellers (with ya there, Goner Rhea)
Eating a crappy meal when really hungry and then feeling like shit after
Stupid idiots
Posted: Jun 22, 2007 8:15 pm | Edited by: Ronnie Farnsworth
 
Dane Cook and all who find him funny or, even worse, act like him.
Citizens Bank (has anyone ever heard of receiving overdraft fees for items that have cleared?)
Jimmy Buffet (obvious, yes, but it will never go away)
Majority of Americans, or at least the ones I encounter daily.
Jann Wenner
Dane Cook
I'll second Carson Daly and raise you the fact that his TV show has not only not been cancelled but been on for over 5 years -- "unfunny" barely scratches the surface.
The fact that anywhere there's a TV in public (you know, waiting rooms and the sort) it's tuned to Fox News.
The chicks on Fox News.
Dane Cook
Chuck Klosterman
Jann Wenner
"rock magazines"
"rock writers"
Dane Cook
Lord Of The Rings
That one chick you always see in VH1 shit. Someone here's gotta know who I'm talking about (the one who thought the chick from L7 throwing her bloody tampon into the crowd was a great "statement" for women and then dismissed David Lee Roth with the old "losing his hair" argument) -- I fucking hate her.
the Neptunes
No end to laundry
Posted: Jun 22, 2007 8:54 pm
 
Oh yeah, BABY BOOMERS.
Posted: Jun 22, 2007 9:07 pm
 
wow, good job on the drums, gore!
you talking to me?
Posted: Jun 22, 2007 9:36 pm
 
My usual liquor store just raised the price of a Hamm's six-pack from $3.50 to $3.75...
Posted: Jun 22, 2007 9:39 pm
 
wow, good job on the drums, gore!
you talking to me?



yeah man, go watch yourself in that vid!
Posted: Jun 22, 2007 9:42 pm
 
wow, good job on the drums, gore!
you talking to me?


yeah man, go watch yourself in that vid!



HEE HAW!
Posted: Jun 22, 2007 9:43 pm
 
Oh yeah, BABY BOOMERS.

thanks dude.

me? i hate religion.
Posted: Jun 22, 2007 9:54 pm
 
spiders
heights
drippy faucets
nagging
getting up every morning at 5:30 am during the week so i can't go to shows
having holes in almost all my socks
people who drive like shit
avril lavigne
people who cannot spell
power hungry hippos
people who talk down to me like i'm stupid or something
the fact that kroghetto is so far when it's so fuckin hot outside
mosquitos
not having a fucking car in a city where the public transportation system is total shit
insurance companies
lawyers
sorostitutes

oh i can go on for days...
Posted: Jun 22, 2007 10:07 pm
 
not being able to drink at work
having to work in able to afford to drink
drinking because i hate work
working after i've had to much too drink
calling in sick to work because i'm still puking from drinking too much...

no that last one is kinda fun.
Posted: Jun 22, 2007 10:14 pm
 
getting a haircut
resin
mosquitos , yep
Giant Cockroaches that run AT you when you are outside enjoying a smoke , yep- we started noticing this about 12 at night on our porch and had to call the exterminator
stupid ringtones
Posted: Jun 22, 2007 11:03 pm
 
NO HOT OR SPICY on my Brim's HOT & SPICY POTATO CHIPS!
Posted: Jun 22, 2007 11:09 pm | Edited by: Ronnie Farnsworth
 
Oh yeah, BABY BOOMERS.

thanks dude.


C'mon, you know which ones I'm talkin' 'bout!! I'll change it to "the majority of" just to be safe.

I would like to add people who drive in the left lane and anyone not understanding how four-way stop signs work.
Posted: Jun 22, 2007 11:33 pm
 
Did some dude up there post that he hated pussies? Cause, I mean . . . I LOVE some fucking pussy.
Posted: Jun 23, 2007 12:05 am
 
Anyone driving a Subaru
Sikel Peck
Seattle
L.A.
Calvin peeing on things
people who defend fixed gears
TPS reports
Deathproof
Dangerous Magical Noise
anything Black Flag did with out Keith Morris
I-pod commercials
Seamus
Haters
Posted: Jun 23, 2007 12:20 am
 
not feelin the hate today, but I was earlier this week...

here's my list from then:

clients who take their sweet effing time paying for work that was performed by THEIR deadlines

people coming from the bar down the block crashing into and denting my car that is almost paid off (Only $400 to go! It took 5 years!) and not even leaving a note

Working all night to meet a client's deadline and then not having him review the documents for a week

raw onion (urp)

michael mcdonald

hangovers from adjusting to usually being the designated driver and then getting a night out drinking

the asshole downstairs who stinks and smokes cigarettes under my bedroom and office while I am sleeping/working

the angle of the sun at this time of year waking me daily at 7am regardless of how late I was up

judgmental folks. my lifestyle is what it is. I'm working on the parts that don't thrill me. the rest is my choice, so leave me alone unless I ask for your help
Posted: Jun 23, 2007 12:27 am
 
CHARIOT RACING.
So gay.
Posted: Jun 23, 2007 12:35 am
 
what?

surely you're not talking of GOAT CHARIOT RACES.
Posted: Jun 23, 2007 12:42 am
 
of course not! all goats and goat related sports are immune to the HATE THREAD.
Posted: Jun 23, 2007 1:06 am
 
thank you.
Posted: Jun 23, 2007 2:20 am
 
I hate getting up early to sweatn my ass off all day moving 26548 dvd from our distributor to here....took all day then had to count em...sucks

I really hate all the fucks that know how to post the heehawdonk...I wanna know too. The Troll said whoever learned first would shoe the other....well...fucker is hee hawwin it up and I'm jealous and I'm going home cuz noone will talk about my feelings. and ned is back and whatever...a lot has happened today. bye
Posted: Jun 23, 2007 3:16 am
 
i hate this fuckin' government. fuck you dick cheney, the bushs, the clintons and the rest of the d.c. mafia.
Posted: Jun 23, 2007 3:29 am
 
goat


deeelish!
Posted: Jun 23, 2007 4:29 am
 
put this [

put this heehaw

put this ]

HEE-HAW!!!!!!!
Posted: Jun 23, 2007 4:56 am
 
any Alex not named Trebec.
Posted: Jun 23, 2007 5:25 am
 
HEE-HAW!!!
Posted: Jun 23, 2007 5:42 am
 
The Troll said whoever learned first would shoe the other.

I didn't see you anymore. It's really easy, once you figure it and I didn't wanna spoil it for you. Don't be sad, this is a hate thread, not a sad thread. All the clues are spelled out for you[!]
Posted: Jun 23, 2007 6:04 am
 
Planning a move.
The Black Eyed Peas.
Pizza Hut.
The crime in Milwaukee.
The fact that my work breaks don't coincide w/ Jeopardy airings.
Shitty crosswords.
Posted: Jun 23, 2007 6:21 am
 
HEE-HAW!!!
Posted: Jun 23, 2007 6:21 am
 
wow- that's awesome!
Posted: Jun 23, 2007 6:24 am
 
I get it but I don't get why [THAT] is the only picture somehow magically allowed.
Posted: Jun 23, 2007 7:06 am | Edited by: Mark Beef
 
I hate that Radio Birdman is playing 100 miles away from me and I am stuck listening to the same hip hop djs I've herad for a year and a half
Posted: Jun 23, 2007 8:39 am
 
All the clues are spelled out for you[!]


TROLL CARED!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted: Jun 23, 2007 8:57 am
 
hate: gotta play a show with these stupid pop-punk/punk-metal/shitty bands on the same nite radio birdman is in town.
Posted: Jun 23, 2007 12:42 pm
 
HATE pussies
LOVE assholes

and I ain'ts talkin' 'bout "wusses" & "jerks"
Posted: Jun 23, 2007 12:44 pm
 
I also hate every race, from Caublanasian to Black to Samoan to 5K Fun Run.
Posted: Jun 23, 2007 2:37 pm
 
Grasshoppers the size of a cigar that eat my palm plants
Bitchface sangria slingers with zero senses of humor
People who live in my neighborhood who think allowing their Michael Vick's fighting crew looking pit bull to roam free is "cool"
Posted: Jun 23, 2007 4:29 pm
 
People who don't brush their teeth


Yeah, that pretty much sums it up - I can deal with everything else...
Posted: Jun 23, 2007 7:42 pm
 
took a nice long walk this morning and didn't come across one single yard sale. i hate not having cool new stuff.
Posted: Jun 23, 2007 7:52 pm
 
Well we were riding down the alley near our house and came upon the guy who owns the Bananas LP warehouse having a backyard VINYL SALE. Unreal luck. Got Can Tago Mago for $8 original perfect and some original John Fahey Lps goin' straight to eBay and a bunch of other stuff. There was lots I just didn't buy.
Posted: Jun 23, 2007 8:04 pm
 
Hangovers
methy coke
wage garnishment
working
butt pee
Posted: Jun 23, 2007 8:20 pm
 
carson daily
work
waking up after -3 hours of sleep
people who drive like morons
shitty music
creepy old man that keeps touching me at work
goth nerds & ex-skinheads that turned into rockabilly fags & hippies
computers that run really slow
youtube and myspace being blocked at work
having holes in your shoes
not having any money
not being able to fall asleep
people who don't answer their phones
people who can't spell correctly
getting a stale pack of smokes
and losing your weed

anybody else? brad, i know you gotta be up



i HATE ALL THAT SHIT!
BUCK UP FOOL!
Posted: Jun 23, 2007 8:20 pm
 
krza, can you see if he has any more can? i need me some. if you can spot me i'll hook you up.
Posted: Jun 23, 2007 8:21 pm
 
I Love having a Hangover!
I have to drink less!
Posted: Jun 23, 2007 8:22 pm
 
hook you up.

prostitute
Posted: Jun 23, 2007 8:53 pm
 
human eye
president gas
teriyaki
goober pyle
melty kit kats
Posted: Jun 23, 2007 8:59 pm
 
HATE FOREST!!!
Posted: Jun 24, 2007 2:13 am
 
I would like to add people who drive in the left lane and anyone not understanding how four-way stop signs work.
never come to utah. not that you ever would. but just to be safe.
Posted: Jun 24, 2007 5:42 am
 
human eye
president gas
teriyaki
goober pyle
melty kit kats


how dare you show your white bread face here, omaha.
Posted: Jun 24, 2007 7:35 am
 
how dare you show your white bread face here, omaha.


oh, stop, i even saw a terminal thumbs up in the fucking big takeover!

my white bread face is mustard smeared...
Posted: Jun 24, 2007 7:50 am
 
rachelandthecity
Posted: Jun 24, 2007 10:14 am
 
Posted: Jun 24, 2007 12:21 pm
 
my white bread face is mustard smeared...


is that what the boys in omaha are calling it these days?

sweet...

abpout time to post lurker!

HEE-HAW!!!
Posted: Jun 24, 2007 6:36 pm | Edited by: queenothetwist
 
how dare you show your white bread face here, omaha.


oh, stop, i even saw a terminal thumbs up in the fucking big takeover!

my white bread face is mustard smeared...


haw, just giving you shit. you coming to the hue blanc/pink reason show?
Posted: Jun 24, 2007 8:14 pm
 
you ought to sell me that tago mago, sasipants.
Posted: Jun 24, 2007 8:23 pm
 
i got dibs, faggot.
Posted: Jun 24, 2007 9:02 pm
 
haw, just giving you shit. you coming to the hue blanc/pink reason show?


i probably would if i knew about it...

nobody tells me shit!
Posted: Jun 24, 2007 9:08 pm
 
oh geez, and wouldn't it be fitting if they were playing o'leavers, since we're here in the HATE thread? *sigh*

ah, i guess it's not really hate, i just prefer being able to see stuff. haha
Posted: Jun 24, 2007 9:23 pm
 
July 22nd at O'leavers.

Is Daily Void playing too? They said they'd be in town.
Posted: Jun 25, 2007 1:45 am
 
Those BBQ & Ranch chicken ring things they have at White Castle. How can you fuck up chicken?!??!! I guess by putting the dust/seasoning from potato chips on it. GROSS.
Posted: Jun 25, 2007 1:55 am
 
Those BBQ & Ranch chicken ring things they have at White Castle. How can you fuck up chicken?!??!! I guess by putting the dust/seasoning from potato chips on it. GROSS.


you're so wrong.
Posted: Jun 25, 2007 2:14 am
 
I hate michael vick.
Posted: Jun 25, 2007 2:20 am
 
I am right!!! However, I did realize that I do indeed really like sliders (the jalapeno ones are good too!) today after hatin' 'em for years. Ooops, wrong thread, eh?
Posted: Jun 25, 2007 6:31 pm
 
July 22nd at O'leavers.

Is Daily Void playing too? They said they'd be in town.


They'll be around but I don't know if they're playing. Four bands at Oleavers is bruuuutal. The bar don't like it much. (Me neither actually)
Posted: Jun 25, 2007 6:32 pm
 
Mike, Okmoniks are playing at Oleavers on July 12th, too (not with us, I just set up the show). You really should keep up on things dingus.
Posted: Jun 25, 2007 7:21 pm
 
I hate cell phone providers who advertise their monthly rate at $29.99 and by the time all the fees and taxes are added on ,it's $47.00.
Posted: Jun 25, 2007 7:30 pm | Edited by: I am the Arm
 
Don't be sad, this is a hate thread, not a sad thread.

TROLL CARED!!!!

eric o's diagram is easily translated but, I still couldn't figure it out....Truth is I hate you all for not posting a fucking link...I had to go all weekend without knowing how and now y'all can kiss my ass. My true friend Gore showed me an hour ago...It's monday morning....Y'all suck dix

HEE-HAW!!!
Posted: Jun 25, 2007 7:32 pm
 
HEE-HAW!!!
Posted: Jun 25, 2007 10:17 pm
 
the love thread
Posted: Jun 25, 2007 10:30 pm
 
the "HEE-HAW!!! "
Posted: Jun 25, 2007 10:54 pm
 
TINNITUS
Posted: Jun 25, 2007 11:09 pm | Edited by: I am the Arm
 
"I Don't Like Mondays"
Posted: Jun 26, 2007 12:54 am
 
The Love Boat!
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