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Posted: May 12, 2007 1:14 am
 
Cop confiscates weed. Cop keeps weed. Cop has never smoked weed. Cop and wife make pot brownies and freaks the fuck out. Cop thinks they are dieing and calls 911. Hilarity ensues:

http://www.centralmediaserver.com/WXYZ/wxyz-dearbornheights911-potbrow nie.wav
Posted: May 12, 2007 1:18 am
 
DEARBORN, Mich. (AP) - A police officer in this Detroit suburb was allowed to resign after admitting he took marijuana from criminal suspects and, with his wife, baked it into brownies.

The department's decision not to prosecute former Cpl. Edward Sanchez left a bad taste in the mouth of at least one city official, who vowed to investigate.

"If you're a cop and you're arresting people and you're confiscating the marijuana and keeping it yourself, that's bad. That's real bad," City Councilman Doug Thomas told the Detroit Free Press for a story Thursday.

"That's like apprehending a bank robber and keeping some of the money for yourself."

The newspaper said Sanchez, who resigned last year, declined to comment Wednesday.

Police Cmdr. Jeff Geisinger left a phone message with a Detroit television station saying Sanchez resigned during an internal investigation. Geisinger did not return subsequent calls asking why Sanchez was not prosecuted.

The department's investigation began with a 911 call from Sanchez's home on April 21, 2006. On a 5-inute tape of the call, obtained by the Free Press under the Michigan Freedom of Information Act, Sanchez told an emergency dispatcher he thought he and his wife were overdosing on marijuana.

"I think we're dying," he said. "We made brownies and I think we're dead, I really do."

Sanchez later told police investigators that his wife took the marijuana out of his police vehicle while he was sleeping. In a subsequent interview, he admitted he got the marijuana out of the car himself, put it in the brownie mix and ate the brownies.
Posted: May 12, 2007 1:34 am
 
i'm pretty sure i just shit a little laughing so hard...
Posted: May 12, 2007 1:48 am | Edited by: junior
 
"That's like apprehending a bank robber and keeping some of the money for yourself."

im sure thats never happened
Posted: May 12, 2007 10:45 am
 
or like, when the fucken pigz confiscate our sk8boards, and like, you just know they're ridin' 'em down at the station house five minutes later...
Posted: May 12, 2007 11:20 am
 
or like, when a fuckin fed 'investigates' childporn on video the whole day long but still is comin in his pants every ten minutes
Posted: May 12, 2007 4:37 pm
 
We made brownies and I think we're dead
Posted: May 14, 2007 5:28 pm
 
Way to narc yourself out narc! You know that shit's laced!
Posted: May 14, 2007 5:28 pm
 
6 vicodin a day! Fucking hippies!
Posted: May 14, 2007 5:31 pm
 
This sounds like an Andy Earles prank call. "What's the score on the redwings game?" "I think I may be have some sort of halucination."
Posted: May 14, 2007 7:06 pm | Edited by: JJ Champion
 
Posted: May 14, 2007 7:50 pm
 
solid gold. acapulco gold.
Posted: May 15, 2007 2:27 am
 
Why is the call being recorded before 911 picks up? He recorded himself?
Posted: May 15, 2007 7:47 am
 
Brownies are no joke. I've been pretty close to calling the cops on myself after eating them before.
Posted: May 15, 2007 9:22 am
 
Why is the call being recorded before 911 picks up? He recorded himself?
yea, first thing i noticed.
Posted: May 15, 2007 10:07 pm
 
i called the cops on myself for being stoned once but thats because i was homeless in wisconsin below zero january and not looking forward to searching out an unheated garage to sneak into and sleep in...
Posted: May 15, 2007 11:10 pm
 
I've been pretty close to calling the cops on myself after eating them before.
That's a joke in itself. I'd rather die than call the cops. Also the reason I don't like to hang around people I don't know who are taking psychedelic drugs. I don't want to end up in jail or injured because some dipshit can't handle their intoxicants.
Posted: May 16, 2007 1:44 am
 
Once, while extremely high, I pretended I'd called the cops for a joke on my friends who were also extremely high in another room. But became paranoid I'd called them for real and couldn't work out when grilled about it whether I'd called them or not. We all ended up hiding for about four hours.
Posted: May 16, 2007 5:04 am
 
Now that is awesome.
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