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Posted: May 8, 2007 5:58 pm
I'm calling shenanigans on Cinco de Mayo this year. I went out to bars and I didn't see any Mexicans. Where were they? Were they hiding? And what about the crazy prices on those margaritas. I think it was just a corporate ploy, a holiday invented by the beer companies and p.s. it really blew.
Posted: May 8, 2007 6:05 pm
I stayed home, It was kickass! Best Cinco de Mayo EVER!
Posted: May 8, 2007 6:24 pm | Edited by: leftpeg
I went out to bars and I didn't see any Mexicans
They were all watching the Oscar De La Hoya fight. Without you.
Posted: May 8, 2007 6:27 pm
I went to target with my mom(SHe was in from St. LOuis) then we went and got a taco at the Shoestring...I saw plenty of mexicans every step of the way.
Posted: May 8, 2007 7:11 pm
I've been going to cinco de mayo for over 20 years now and it gets more awesome every year. the chimichangas get tastier, the cerveza colder, and the chili con carne mas caliente. if you hate it so much, why don't you start your own semi-national holiday? it could be called "cinco de LAME-O"

dude, it's not easy to defeat the french army in pitched battle. I doubt you could.
have you ever even rolled a burrito? I doubt it.

loads of hombres worked really hard to make this years cinco de mayo happen.
so, to hell with the haters. we don't need no stinkin' badges.
Posted: May 8, 2007 7:20 pm
Posted: May 8, 2007 7:29 pm
Cinco de whogivesafuck.
Posted: May 8, 2007 7:29 pm
we don't need no stinkin' badges
that's the second UHF refference I've noticed here today.
Posted: May 8, 2007 7:34 pm
Cinco de whowantstofuck?
Posted: May 8, 2007 7:49 pm
we don't need no stinkin' badges
that's the second UHF refference I've noticed here today.

you are the moron.
Posted: May 8, 2007 8:05 pm

that's the second UHF refference I've noticed here today.

spatula city...we sell spatulas, and that's all!
Posted: May 8, 2007 8:43 pm
Posted: May 8, 2007 9:07 pm
o.k. I admit it cinco de mayo sucked this year. I was just trying to put a good face on it. it was a disaster. aaaasssssssssssss
yes, margaritas were too much this year. the lime crop was poor. I also heard there was shenanigans at the salt mine, so no salt.
let's face it people-----it blew. and whats up with 45 dollars for a ticket ?

the ticket prices for cinco de mayo keep going up. what is this cinco de mayo-rosa stomp?
I tried to volunteer, but I don't know how to do the mexican hat dance.
Posted: May 8, 2007 9:19 pm
$45?? Do you at least get a HJ with that?
Posted: May 8, 2007 10:14 pm
Posted: May 8, 2007 10:30 pm
cinco de mayo on MARS!!!
Posted: May 8, 2007 11:06 pm | Edited by: Dutchman
All the cool motherfuckers were at this show on Cinco De Mayo:


Posted: May 9, 2007 12:36 am
it was cool for us. we played a nice joint, heres what some 15 yer olds had to say in their blogs:
Third- Bad Samaritians. O.k. these guys were fucking awesome...Brad X is genious!!!! they had some mean feedback of the guitar and it was just was the best....i hope to see them again!

Bad Sameritans (not spelt right): Well 1sr off it has Brad X in it a Hero of punk in manitowoc. The whole band is like 35-45 year olds playing doistored, feed back garage punk...it was awsome!
Posted: May 9, 2007 12:39 am
bradx, king of the teenblogs of manitowoc!
Posted: May 9, 2007 12:40 am
bradx, king of the teenblogs of manitowoc!

Posted: May 9, 2007 12:49 am
im 28 but apparently i look 35-45...
Posted: May 9, 2007 1:12 am
Yeah, what the fuck is that? Pete's the only one over thirty...how old is Amber?
Posted: May 9, 2007 1:19 am
Posted: May 9, 2007 1:39 am
bad sammaritans cover fang
Posted: May 9, 2007 5:18 am
cinco de mayo ruled at passout
Posted: May 9, 2007 6:58 am
we don't need no stinkin' badges
that's the second UHF refference I've noticed here today.

Posted: May 9, 2007 1:31 pm
that's the second UHF refference I've noticed here today.

Go back a little further than that. I figured most people here would know that line from Blazing Saddles.
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