Posted: May 8, 2007 6:01 pm
Just wait til he goes out of town and borrow it for a day. Just be sure to tip the parking attendant big so he'll watch over it, extra-special like.
When you get it back, make sure to jack it up so the rear wheels are off the ground, and put it in reverse with a brick on the gas pedal to roll the miles back off the odometer.
He'll never be the wiser!