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Posted: May 8, 2007 3:19 pm
 
my boss just bought a brand new custom ferarri... its sitting out front... about a half million dollars worth of shit right there. crazy shit. i just wanna ride in it, that's all i want.
Posted: May 8, 2007 3:23 pm
 
at lunch pour crisco on steering wheel ; watching that will be more fun than being a passenger

hate to jump in on cars coz i know so little about engines but i know this is a jizzed up pimp ride forever

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Posted: May 8, 2007 6:01 pm
 
Just wait til he goes out of town and borrow it for a day. Just be sure to tip the parking attendant big so he'll watch over it, extra-special like.

When you get it back, make sure to jack it up so the rear wheels are off the ground, and put it in reverse with a brick on the gas pedal to roll the miles back off the odometer.

He'll never be the wiser!
Posted: May 8, 2007 7:25 pm
 
so i guess it was 450,000 dollars... thats 45 ten thousand dollar cars... that one car has gotta be more than all the cars in the parking lot combined...

but... i did get a new executive micro fiber desk chair and a five button wireless optical mouse today... that's sorta like getting a ferarri
Posted: May 8, 2007 7:50 pm | Edited by: bowie
 
Just wait til he goes out of town and borrow it for a day. Just be sure to tip the parking attendant big so he'll watch over it, extra-special like.

When you get it back, make sure to jack it up so the rear wheels are off the ground, and put it in reverse with a brick on the gas pedal to roll the miles back off the odometer.



This is the second Ferris Bueller reference I have seen you write in the past few days. Abe Froman? And now this?
Posted: May 8, 2007 7:54 pm
 
bowie is so tense that if took a lump of coal and stuck it up her ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.
Posted: May 8, 2007 8:05 pm
 
Danke Schoen, bowie!
Posted: May 8, 2007 8:08 pm
 
But please quit picking on me. I'm sick with the summer cold thing. This is my ninth sick day this semester. It's getting pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for ten, I'm probably gonna have to barf up a lung. So I better make this one count.
Posted: May 8, 2007 8:28 pm
 
Man! And I thought I loved this movie!
Posted: May 8, 2007 8:35 pm
 
"When Bowie was in Egypt's land........let my....Bowie..go"
Posted: May 8, 2007 9:51 pm
 
Abe Froman?


it's on AMC as we speak
Posted: May 8, 2007 9:55 pm
 
NO WAY!! All the stars are aligned, and I think in honor we should all skip school/work/whatever and celebrate National Ferris Day!!
Posted: May 8, 2007 10:00 pm
 
ok

come on over

we'll drink irish whiskey, eat chicken salad, and listen to damaged.
i'll move granny off the couch if you plan on gettin frisky
Posted: May 8, 2007 10:11 pm
 
stop hijackin my thread you fuckwads!
Posted: May 8, 2007 10:20 pm
 
Its way more fun than talking bout your bosses dumb ferrari!!
Posted: May 8, 2007 10:24 pm
 
more crucial

ferraris of bosses
or
cars that kill innocent irish children
Posted: May 8, 2007 10:29 pm
 
Did you ask your boss if he tried viagra befor buying the car?
Posted: May 8, 2007 10:45 pm
 
Posted: May 8, 2007 11:12 pm
 
I love Bob Ross!
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