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Argh
Posted: Jan 15, 2004 11:28 pm
 
Starting Saturday, I'm babysitting my baby niece for a whole week and a half all by my lonesome! I'm nervous.
uleeshuh
Posted: Jan 16, 2004 1:58 am
 
just bring a bottle of wiskey. It'll keep you calm and the baby too!
Argh
Posted: Jan 16, 2004 2:01 am
 
good thinking!
Jakey Stiff
Posted: Jan 16, 2004 7:10 pm
 
Blame it on SIDS,make bail & leave town before the forensics arrive.
dutch hercules
Posted: Jan 18, 2004 10:58 am
 
Beware of rats.
creepydrifter
Posted: Jan 18, 2004 7:12 pm
 
remember, norah, NEVER EVER SHAKE YOUR BABY!
5thAve
Posted: Jan 18, 2004 9:07 pm
 
Find out the current going rate for healthy babies, BEFORE speaking with any potential buyers!
muddy spear
Posted: Jan 18, 2004 11:14 pm
 
Current research has shown that sleeping in the same bed as your baby increases the chances of 'baby death'. This is not only due to 'rolling-over-onto-baby' syndrome, but to over-heating. So let it sleep on the couch or something.
Argh
Posted: Jan 19, 2004 7:11 pm
 
At least my sister is a good sport about everything, and not like one of those freaky, germaphobic, overprotective moms. The first thing I said when she asked me to babysit was "Well, if she won't stop crying after I've changed her, fed her, and everything else, I should probably just shake her til she stops right?" and without missing a beat, she said "Yes, Mom will show you how" I also told her I was going to leave Eleanor with the play pen turned over on top of her while I have a drinkypoo or two, and she said "That's a great idea, why didn't I think of that?"
Chubby Asian
Posted: Jan 19, 2004 8:00 pm
 
those baby leash things are pretty cool. you can get her one of those spiked dog collars to go with it. ohh , and babies love hard candy.
shag
Posted: Jan 19, 2004 8:16 pm
 
the weed sure helps.
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