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Posted: Apr 24, 2007 11:43 pm
 
Posted: Apr 24, 2007 11:46 pm
 
i was hoping it was going to be in the back of his pants
Posted: Apr 24, 2007 11:48 pm
 
Bwahahahaha.
Posted: Apr 24, 2007 11:50 pm
 
What kind of stuck-up cunt would call the police on Capt. America? Just touch his goddamn burrito, bitch, that's all he's asking. Women!
Posted: Apr 24, 2007 11:52 pm | Edited by: bowie
 
What kind of stuck-up cunt would call the police on Capt. America?

Why is everything you say so goddamn motherfucking funny? Stop making me laugh out loud at work! I'm gonna get in trouble!
Posted: Apr 24, 2007 11:54 pm
 
Why is everything you say so goddamn motherfucking funny? Stop making me laugh out loud at work! I'm gonna get in trouble!

Hmmm...obviously there's trouble in idiot string paradise...
Posted: Apr 25, 2007 12:00 am
 
Hmmm...obviously there's trouble in idiot string paradise...

We're all in love out here in internet paradise, where everyone is funny and beautiful!
Posted: Apr 25, 2007 12:05 am
 
What kind of stuck-up cunt would call the police on Capt. America?

glenn is my hero today.
Posted: Apr 25, 2007 12:06 am
 
glenn is my hero today


I'm with ya, elle.
Posted: Apr 25, 2007 12:26 am
 
glenn is my hero today


I'm with ya, elle.



Glenn! they want to touch your burrito!
Posted: Apr 25, 2007 2:17 am
 
oh no.
Posted: Apr 25, 2007 2:31 am
 
This is what tougher immigration policy should really be addressing. Twenty years ago Captain America would have undoubtedly had a hot dog, possibly even a footlong in his tights. Now it's a burrito. Even our superheroes are losing their national identity.
Posted: Apr 25, 2007 3:28 am
 
Up where the mountains meet the heavens above
Out where the lightning strikes the sea
I could swear there is someone somewhere
Watching me

Through the wind and the chill and the rain
And the storm and the flood
I can feel his approach
Like a fire in my blood

I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'till the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight


yeah, that sounds like the handsome gentleman always looking out of the mirror at me.

I do sport an American flag tattoo and tight pants.
Posted: Apr 25, 2007 4:41 am
 
My vote for: WINNER -- best thread title EVER - makes me giggle every time I read it....
Posted: Apr 25, 2007 4:56 am
 
My vote for: WINNER -- best thread title EVER - makes me giggle every time I read it....

i have to say i agree.
Posted: Apr 25, 2007 5:11 am | Edited by: destroyer
 
Tuesday, Eyewitness News learned that Adamcik was checking himself into a rehad program and taking a temporary leave from his medical practice.

Gee, I wish I could take a temporary leave and go to rehab every time I blew it. I bet they got a pretty fun party going on in there.
Posted: Apr 25, 2007 6:03 am
 
everyone walks around with food items stuffed in their crotches. i heard the hulk is quite fond of butternut squash
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