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Posted: Apr 19, 2007 9:29 pm
if your title gets made i'll send you a freebie
-- video will be all chicks (no dicks) and more tasteful than you'd probably want --
name away please

(also need titles for pictorial booklets of the same nature)
Posted: Apr 19, 2007 9:32 pm
Velvet Jihad!
Posted: Apr 19, 2007 9:33 pm
Rochelle, Rochelle
Posted: Apr 19, 2007 9:36 pm
I got crucial titles for ya bro. I'm kinda busy right now but, I'll slap you with some good ones later...I gotta deadline.

Well here's a couple that just slipped out now.

Tasty Tulips
Lez Be Friends
The Hole 9 Yards
Tonight's Ladies Night
Posted: Apr 19, 2007 9:36 pm
Pizza Sheet
Posted: Apr 19, 2007 9:38 pm
pie hole
Posted: Apr 19, 2007 9:39 pm
Gigantic Hairy Bush Rides Again
Posted: Apr 19, 2007 9:44 pm
Joe VS the Volcano
Posted: Apr 19, 2007 9:47 pm
bumpin muffins
Posted: Apr 19, 2007 9:49 pm
"The Secret Hardon"

I had some other ones I cant remember now.
Posted: Apr 19, 2007 9:50 pm
more tasteful than you'd probably want --

Sapphic and Soporific
Posted: Apr 19, 2007 9:51 pm
A Touch of Class.
Posted: Apr 19, 2007 9:52 pm
The Three Faces Of Eve
Posted: Apr 19, 2007 9:53 pm
Lip Reading
Posted: Apr 19, 2007 9:54 pm
A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool
and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the
bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde

The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a deep, husky voice, the woman
next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair,
given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
One: The bartender is a blonde woman.
Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.
Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer.
Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph.D., a black belt in
karate, and have a very bad attitude!" "Now, think about it seriously,
Mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and says: "Nah. Not if
I'm gonna have to explain it five times!"
Posted: Apr 19, 2007 9:55 pm
Clitoris Schmitoris
Vulva Luvas
Posted: Apr 19, 2007 9:57 pm
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?

Fur Traders

What's the definition of confusion?

20 blind lesbians in a fish market...
Posted: Apr 19, 2007 10:11 pm
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other?
See you in 28 days!
Posted: Apr 19, 2007 10:18 pm
need more titles using the word 'co-ed'
nothing says soft-core porn like coed
Posted: Apr 19, 2007 10:20 pm
Co-ed Vulva Luvas
Posted: Apr 19, 2007 10:26 pm
Co-ed Beaver Lovers
Beaver Loving Co-eds
Loving the Co-ed Beaver
Beaver Tickling Co-eds

Leave It To Beaver--Co-ed Edition

...I think "beaver" should be featured in the title.
Posted: Apr 19, 2007 10:26 pm
Ladies night: All you can eat
Posted: Apr 19, 2007 10:27 pm
Never Been To Me II: Paradise Lost
Posted: Apr 19, 2007 10:28 pm
The Field Trip
Posted: Apr 19, 2007 10:29 pm
Blue Slipper Blog
Posted: Apr 19, 2007 10:29 pm
FEILD OF DREAMS 2: The internship!
Posted: Apr 19, 2007 10:30 pm
Goin' Half Way
Posted: Apr 19, 2007 10:30 pm
pie hole
Pie Hole Peephole
Posted: Apr 19, 2007 10:42 pm
Doctor Hooters (for your sci-fi flick)
Posted: Apr 19, 2007 10:47 pm
Personal Best II: Beijing Assignation
Posted: Apr 19, 2007 10:52 pm
Cul-de-sac Co-eds: No Escape!
Posted: Apr 19, 2007 10:53 pm | Edited by: le chev
Sexy Co-eds Majoring in Labia Minora (and minoring in Labia Majora)...
Posted: Apr 19, 2007 10:55 pm
Babysitter Camp IV: Mommy's Home
Posted: Apr 19, 2007 10:56 pm
Horse Girls 9: What Happens On The Bus, Stays On The Bus
Posted: Apr 19, 2007 10:59 pm | Edited by: le chev
Sexy Co-eds that are Lesbians...
Posted: Apr 19, 2007 11:00 pm
Penny Drop Playground: AKA Get Out Of My Bathtub
Posted: Apr 19, 2007 11:08 pm | Edited by: cow boy
L@@K-->Barely Used
Posted: Apr 20, 2007 12:09 am
The Secret Dormroom Diaries
Posted: Apr 20, 2007 12:15 am
Todd Schligal Presents "Waists Up Only!"
Posted: Apr 20, 2007 1:22 am
Your Pussy Smells Like Carp. CO-ED.
Posted: Apr 20, 2007 1:49 am
Posted: Apr 20, 2007 1:49 am
all chicks (no dicks)

Posted: Apr 20, 2007 1:49 am
Carpet Cleaners.
Posted: Apr 20, 2007 1:50 am
Fresh Cream
Magic Carpet Ride
Two Kitties Are Better Than One
Co-ed Club: No Boys Allowed
Losing Virginia
Vagina Whorehouse: New Kid in Town
The Deep Parted
Show me the Money shot
Posted: Apr 20, 2007 1:54 am
NICE ONES, Windy!! I especially liked

Magic Carpet Ride
Co-ed Club: No Boys Allowed
The Deep Parted

Good work.
Posted: Apr 20, 2007 1:55 am
Clam Diggin: A Day at the Beach
Posted: Apr 20, 2007 2:12 am
The Deep Parted

that one was a collaboration. the millionaire gets half credit for it.
Posted: Apr 20, 2007 2:26 am
Well, you guys make a good team. This could be a career.....
Posted: Apr 20, 2007 2:44 am
Leave It To Beaver

Leave It In Beaver(not a gay title)
The Cunt of Red October
Gleaming the Pube
Vegan Vixens
Lez Be Vegetarians
lip locked
lingerie sleepover
Posted: Apr 20, 2007 2:47 am
Well, Arm, I'd say you have an unfair advantage. But good job.
Posted: Apr 20, 2007 2:54 am
Posted: Apr 20, 2007 2:58 am
that's the home page, baker....

And if you need talent I got direct phone numbers...No agencies.
Posted: Apr 20, 2007 3:32 am
Cum Here To Eternity
Posted: Apr 20, 2007 4:36 am
Bootilicious IX: Guess Who's Back?
Luncheon on the Ass
Sophisticated Cooter
Put on the Phil Collins, I'm Going to Take a Bath
Posted: Apr 20, 2007 12:55 pm
Hangin With The 80's Ladies II: Oprotunity of A Lunchtime!
Posted: Apr 20, 2007 5:01 pm
Posted: Apr 20, 2007 10:32 pm
Barely Literate - Young and Dumb

i was saddened to learn this was already taken - i'll have to track it down for some research
Posted: Apr 21, 2007 1:12 am
Riot on Sunset's Tits
Staring Sunset Thomas of course
Posted: Apr 21, 2007 1:32 am
Howie and The Hot Knives!
Posted: Apr 21, 2007 1:35 am
Yer funny.
Posted: Apr 21, 2007 2:03 am
I thought this was supposed to be a softcore porn.
Posted: Apr 21, 2007 2:07 am | Edited by: bowie
Posted: Apr 21, 2007 2:09 am
You wish.
Posted: Apr 21, 2007 3:16 am
The Vagina's Monologue
L words
Butch's, Cassie and the Sundancin' Kids
Posted: Apr 23, 2007 2:53 am
Seraglio after Sunrise
Touch Me There
Touch Me There Again
Soft Lips
Sexy Sabbat
My Husband's Girlfriend Just Touched My Tit
Nun Luv
Posted: Apr 23, 2007 3:08 am
cunning linguist
Posted: Apr 23, 2007 3:10 am
merry christmas mrs finkelstein
Posted: Apr 23, 2007 3:11 am
we came we saw we came
Posted: Apr 23, 2007 3:12 am
river city tanlines
Posted: Apr 27, 2007 3:15 pm | Edited by: Shaun A

- but it actually exists. The description HERE

"21 Full Length Sex Scenes!
Their All-Girl insurgency will create an insurrection in your pants"
Posted: Apr 27, 2007 3:17 pm
we came we saw we came

This wins
Posted: Apr 27, 2007 6:08 pm
out of the mouths of babes (as recommended )
Posted: Apr 27, 2007 6:46 pm
For a gay title

Groin Pains
Boxers & Tubesocks
Feed the Bears
Brokeback Mount Him
Baby's Got Sack
Stretch Armdong
Posted: Apr 27, 2007 9:39 pm
Posted: Apr 27, 2007 11:20 pm
Titty Titty Bang Bang
Posted: Apr 28, 2007 12:05 am
For a gay title
I am the Arse
Posted: Apr 28, 2007 12:08 am
That's beautiful, Michael.

Here's one for YOU personally.


Posted: Apr 28, 2007 12:12 am
Posted: Apr 28, 2007 12:16 am
Although, I probably would have gone with something like:
Left Peg and Shacked Up With Alan
Posted: Apr 28, 2007 12:48 am
pegging: To screw a male with a dildo.
Posted: Apr 28, 2007 1:08 am
My knowledge has just increased.
Posted: Apr 28, 2007 1:14 am
so you like girls with left handed dildos?
Posted: Apr 28, 2007 1:23 am
Posted: Apr 28, 2007 1:25 am
Fresh Cream

haha, windy. . .i can't believe you said that!
Posted: Apr 28, 2007 1:26 am
a gay version of the hunchback of notre dame: Quasi-homo!
Posted: Apr 28, 2007 1:33 am
a re make of brokeback mtn:

Homo on the range
Posted: Apr 28, 2007 1:35 am
Fresh Cream

Disraeli Queers
Posted: Apr 28, 2007 1:41 am
Brokeback Mount Him

mine was better, baker
Posted: Apr 28, 2007 1:41 am
how about this for a title: Michael Baker Gets Pegged
Posted: Apr 28, 2007 1:44 am
Michael Baker Gets Pegged

on a dbl bill with
I am the Felch
Posted: Apr 28, 2007 1:49 am
You're slow, baker....

I am the Arse
Posted: Apr 28, 2007 1:51 am

I am the Arse

Posted: Apr 28, 2007 2:58 am
Flaccid Fever
Posted: Apr 29, 2007 1:42 pm
a re make of brokeback mtn:

Brokeback to the Future

Posted: Apr 29, 2007 11:51 pm
Yummy Yummy Yummy I've Got Cumy in my Tummy
Posted: May 1, 2007 4:31 am
how are you supposed to come up with a title with no back story?

Liasons in the Brown Eye (Sci Fi)

Nevada Nights (Vegas/Rancher romp)

Excursions into Ecstasy (what your mom watches when Pa is away on business)
Posted: May 1, 2007 3:25 pm
how are you supposed to come up with a title with no back story?

we make up the title and then the folks go to our video archives and piece something together with a new agey soundtrack.
the dvd is a freebie with your subscription to the magazine
Posted: Jun 12, 2007 1:47 pm
who won?
Posted: Jun 12, 2007 2:54 pm
we all lost -- there was even an email back from a big boss asking who the hell came up with these titles - so it was worth it for that alone

i thought aphex_twin had a shot - oh well
Posted: Jun 12, 2007 4:32 pm
Runnysuckle Hoes
Posted: Jun 12, 2007 4:38 pm
Anal Lies This
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