Posted: Apr 19, 2007 9:54 pm
A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool
and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the
bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde
The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a deep, husky voice, the woman
next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair,
given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
One: The bartender is a blonde woman.
Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.
Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer.
Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph.D., a black belt in
karate, and have a very bad attitude!" "Now, think about it seriously,
Mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and says: "Nah. Not if
I'm gonna have to explain it five times!"