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Goner Message Board / ???? / So that 18 year old chick called sunday night...
Clint
Posted: Jan 6, 2004 3:41 pm
 
Yep, she wanted to hang out. And after further consultation with people's I guess I'm gonna go for it. I mean, she's nice, smart, pretty and aBOUT as mature as an 18 year girl with emotional and substance abuse problems can be(heh heh). It's funny, I talked to the most gossipy girl in town about it, asking her what she thought and it was like, "What the hell, yer thinking about doing something that might MAYBE be a little questionable; something that MIGHT be gossiped about, but before you go into it, yer asking people what they think? Fuck, yer turning the whole paradigm on it's ear. I'm not supposed to be asked beFOREhand about things, I'm just supposed to whisper about it judgementally afterwards." And ouuuu, I learned from her that my one female roommate totally cheated on her boyfriend(her LIVE IN boyfriend) while out of town on christmas break.... Juicy, juicy....

Anyway, I would've hung out with the 18 year old girl sunday night, but there was a party a town over at this really small house and I didn't know how to get there, and everyone thought it was gonna be lame, but we did it as a favor because it was our one friend's birthday party, blah, blah...

And note that I don't actually CARE as to whether people would approve or gossip about it or not, I was just kinda on the fence about the topic, and I was interested in other people's input......

Jakey Stiff
Posted: Jan 6, 2004 8:14 pm
 
Go for it. But try to stop referring to her as "The 18 year old girl". It reeks with pedophillac intent.
dropkick
Posted: Jan 7, 2004 12:59 am
 
All this talk of paedophilia... what's the problem with 18? The legal age of consent is 16 here, so even if yer 38, giddyup!
Robby G
Posted: Jan 7, 2004 6:29 am
 
And you're how old? Did somebody mention 24? Maaaaan, if she's really that smart and you would have failed a few classes you could have been in the same class anyways... Hypothetically...
If it's pedophilia at all it's because it's kiddie porn the two of you getting it on...
Clint
Posted: Jan 7, 2004 2:48 pm
 

"If it's pedophilia at all it's because it's kiddie porn the two of you getting it on..."

This statement confuses me...

Anyway, the aforementioned gal might have some competion now. Today I hung for a while with this one new local hipster girl(she wears white chucks...HOT....) who's both over 21(i.e.can go to bars with her) and somewhat talented musically. Also, she's a record store girl, and if you'd ever read that one old Blank Gen column of mine, you'd know what I think of record store girls...

Doctor Sardonicus
Posted: Jan 7, 2004 10:18 pm
 
What about record store girls? that most of them look like small boys?
finnark
Posted: Jan 8, 2004 2:29 am
 
Hey, I wanna know about record store girls too, since I spent so many years in the musical retail hellhole. C'mon, spill it!
ledisquairebazookajoe
Posted: Jan 8, 2004 7:02 am
 
Alberto at wowsville in NYC is the finest bitch that ever workd at a record store.
ledisquairebazookajoe
Posted: Jan 8, 2004 7:06 am
 
but his twat smell like paella
Clint
Posted: Jan 8, 2004 12:29 pm
 

Ahhhhh, is there anything better than ultra-drunken goenr board posts after a wednesday night party at which you di not get laid?

Er, well, I'd guess it'd be better fi I had gotten laid, but whatev'........ Okay, so the record store girl stuff is basically just the fact that I have a severe weakenss for super-cute record store cchicks.... See that one Onion article for m,ore info on such things....

Anyway, the record store girl I mentioend yesterday, it turns out she's acokehead.... Now, initually this turned me off, but then I thought about all the cokehead firendsI have and I was like, "Oh whatev'".......

Shit, I think I've said "wahtev'" teice now inthis pist, fuck.....

I dunno, at the end of the day, me and record store girl eem to get along, and I'll excuse her traggic flaws if she'll overlook my own..... heh heh

michael bateman
Posted: Jan 8, 2004 9:35 pm
 
Could I/we get some photos of these two dolls in order to make the decision for you?

Make sure the one with the drug 'problem' doesn't have any of that unpleasant erraticism that often comes with the territory. Immature girls aren't the only who'll try to stab you in your sleep.

Are you the guy who posted about having only a few years left to live? Or was that another Cli- Either way, FUCK IT!

michael bateman
Posted: Jan 8, 2004 9:37 pm
 
"What about record store girls? that most of them look like small boys?"

actually, that was me.

Jakey Stiff
Posted: Jan 8, 2004 11:08 pm
 
Are you battling your code of ethics? I don't get it. In the greater united states, the age of eighteen is considered hunting season. Quit musing over things that simply don't warrant it. This isn't a revendevous at a goddamn sandbox after a steamy AOL chatroom exchange.
River Rat
Posted: Jan 8, 2004 11:33 pm
 
fuck her , i did!
tim
Posted: Jan 8, 2004 11:39 pm
 
here's a list of legal age of consent, worldwide, as well as state by state.
http://www.ageofconsent.com/ageofconsent.htm
schmatt
Posted: Jan 9, 2004 1:39 am
 
I would be a little skeptical about gettin legal info from a website like this, err...acting on it at least...if it's true than the last two states I've lived in dropped down to 16 while I lived there (MS and NC), they knew I was coming so they went ahead and prepped the high school girls for me. Is this an emo-angst-I need-some-record store-hipster-pussy board? Virginia the law is 18, fuck it, and if you really need to get dirty look and see your two neighboring states of NC and MD are both 16.Don't make me tell the Papa Bull and baby bull joke that my friend's grandafther used to tell me when I was a mere adolescent... well as dorky as it is it's kinds true and my thirteen year old ears loved it... Baby bull and Papa bull are sharing a moment of male bonding together on a grassy knoll overloking a cow pasture. Baby bull says to Papa bull lets run down there and fuck one of them cows, and Papa bull looks at him and says no Baby Bull lets walk down there and fuck em all. Confidence my young grasshopper. God, I feel like an old redneck who likes to watch the races and shoot squirrels when I tell that joke.
Clint
Posted: Jan 9, 2004 2:44 am
 

Okay, so let's see, the record store chick is definetly hotter, although my chances are better with the other one. And I mean really, tain't "emo" to have a thing for record store girls. It's somewhat hipster-y, but whatever, so is wearing Chucks...

Hot record store girls make the world go 'round....

And yeah, I am that same dude who has all the health AND legal problems...heh heh...

And for those of you that missed it, the 18 year old chick called me a "father figure" once. That's mainly what spawned the whole "Well I dunno 'bout THIS" factor in things. But she was coming off of schrooms at the time, so I suppose that misstep can be overlooked...

creepydrifter
Posted: Jan 9, 2004 3:47 am
 
or maybe the Irish have a better perspective than a couple of bulls...
an Irish lad marries his young sweetheart. the wedding is a drunken success and the newlyweds settle in for the night to consecrate their wedding vows. hours later the father of the groom hears a knock at the front door. when he opens it he finds his son looking shattered and defeated.
the father asks,"son, what's wrong? why are you here on your wedding night?"
"oh pa, the worst has happened."
"what's that me lad?"
"she was a virgin!", the son retorts.
"there there lad, come on inside, if she's not good enough for HER family, then she's not good enough for ours."

WA-WAAAAAAAA

Dale
Posted: Jan 9, 2004 6:31 am
 
Being in charge of hiring record store employees more than a few times in my life I'd have to agree that giving HOT chicks a job is a beautiful thing!

dropkick
Posted: Jan 9, 2004 6:40 am
 
Do these two know each other? Is there any way you can, uh... no, that never works.

Just make sure that if she ever calls you Daddy again, it's when your finger is in her bum.

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