Posted: Dec 30, 2003 1:09 pm
Are you people French?
* When having The Bubblies: wet toiletpaper or you'll be shitting Hot Sauce through your butthole in no time.
* When enjoying a Wooden Pickle: if it comes out nice and smooth one whipe with any kinda paper will do.
* When the pickle breaks you'll be whiping till next chrissemess anyway so use the soft stuff, but not the wet paper or you'll be shoeshining your ass.
* The best thing to do is wash yr ass after each turd, but don't hang it in your wife's pussybath.
Rough toiletpaper is a bitch in every case. Be gentil to your asshole at any time.
(In France they have paper that only smears and doesn't wipe, and still: all these French macho's are the most fanatic buttfuckers around.)
Whiping Your Ass Is No Laughing Matter!