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Posted: Apr 6, 2007 1:21 pm
'aight, i'll go first...

1. ghetto ways first single went for $350 on ebay a month ago.

2. wicked singles has the distinct honor of putting out the first We March single, coming end of May, with a phenomenal rock shot by keith marlowe as the cover. being released in tandem with the live ones, also with marlowe shots.

anybody else got something to brag about? it's time we just puffed it up and let it out.
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 1:36 pm
I hated REM when EVERYBODY else loved them. I was an outsider for quite a while but now that millions despise them too ,I can look back with pride on my discerning good taste.
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 2:10 pm
We March rules!
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 2:32 pm
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 3:02 pm
I make a pretty damn tasty beef strokin' off.
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 3:20 pm
that's a good, sad poem, michael baker
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 3:26 pm
My four year old cousin told me that Bill and I were cool.

that's all I got.
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 3:31 pm
I just TOTALLY NAILED a 14 foot snot rag into wastebasket shot. Nothin' but bag, baby!
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 3:38 pm
I called Tim last night and Jenna was with him. They were hanging rock posters. I tried to give her some love on the phone but she wouldn't talk to me. I'm bragging that I'm more sad than anybody.
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 3:43 pm

Posted: Apr 6, 2007 4:33 pm
pfft, you guys ain't got nothin' on me: i got THREE outs at my kickball game on wednesday.

that's right, i rule.
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 4:40 pm
kickball kicks ass! i haven't played since elementary school.
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 4:44 pm
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plus this one.

Posted: Apr 6, 2007 5:15 pm
My four year old cousin told me that Bill and I were cool.

that's all I got.

then nodded at me and asked "who's the loser?"

kids are so fucking cruel.
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 5:17 pm
kickball kicks ass!

Posted: Apr 6, 2007 5:26 pm
i'm coming out of semi-retirement to BRAG that i've had a sticky on the goner board since Nov 15, 2005.

Posted: Apr 6, 2007 5:26 pm
That's pretty ill, yo.
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 5:28 pm
I did a deodorant commercial last week.
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 5:29 pm
I have a unusually large penis
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 5:30 pm
But does it smell?
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 5:31 pm
I didn't puke last night.
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 5:54 pm
It's good to be me. I rule!
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 6:05 pm | Edited by: mikesniper
I'm going to brag about not bragging. Don't you know it's not good to brag?
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 6:06 pm
That sucked, Mike. You should brag about having the best job ever.
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 6:08 pm
"Look at me, ain't I great?"
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 6:08 pm
I'm getting a copy of Big Al Downing's "Georgia Slop" tonight.
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 6:09 pm
I'm trying to find this Ghetto Ways $350 single.
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 6:10 pm
I've gone to the gym every weekday* for 12 days...longest run ever.

That is how awesome my life is.

*I did skip wednesday when I fell off my bike on the way to the gym, because my knee hurt too badly.
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 6:11 pm
I ate meatloaf AND spaghetti for dinner last night.
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 6:14 pm
that whole radio hearbeat thing...the fest, label, etc...my idea
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 6:18 pm
The Thing With Two Heads is on the $85 Mike Sniper poster!
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 6:24 pm
sniper, you just bragged it UP on the FUCK thread.

see how good it feels to fluff your feathers a bit? fuck being modesty blaise all the time.

ARGH, right ON about the gym. total bragging rights.
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 6:25 pm
talk to me jenna.
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 6:34 pm
I've slept with at least 5 women.
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 6:36 pm
The whole world was wondering how I died and who my baby's daddy was and everyone was fighting over my dead body. My tits still look great and my milkshake tastes much better than yours.
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 6:36 pm
at least

Could mean 1,000,000.

I'm impressed!
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 6:36 pm
I've slept with at least 5 women.

That's only worth bragging about if you slept with them at the same time.
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 6:38 pm

Posted: Apr 6, 2007 6:53 pm
Jenna doesn't have tits like mine and none of you boys have even made a pass at me. I would say your full on fags but, you fool me with all this macho stuff.
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 7:30 pm
We fucking destroyed opening for Pere Ubu the other day.

No ifs ands or butts bout it. Even Neddles would've agreed.
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 7:46 pm | Edited by: jenna
alas, anna, i do not have your tits, but you don't have my legs. i'm now bionic!!
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 7:52 pm
I got offered 400$ to play a show in Pittsburgh. That's almost twice as much as I've ever been paid for a show before.
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 7:52 pm
i got a black lips live album test press yesterday.
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 7:54 pm
I once drank a gallon of man goo and didn't even gag.
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 7:55 pm
now THAT'S bionic!!
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 7:58 pm | Edited by: deadcityrebel
somehow red rockets have managed to piss off so many people they rip our flyers down right after we've hung them
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 8:02 pm
It was me, asshole. You wouldn't give me jiz so I fucked up your world.
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 8:06 pm
now THAT'S bionic!!
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 8:23 pm | Edited by: Eldys
I have the only flowering 'R-167' rambutan (Nephelium lappaceum) in the continental United States; in fact, I believe I have the only 'R-167' rambutan in the continental United States. The total number of species accessions in my germplasm collection is well over 50, several of which I suspect are unique introductions to the U.S. (my Garcinia sp. 'pungara's, for example). Also, a book I edited on prospective fruit, vegetable and nut crops for Puerto Rico was finally published a couple of weeks ago. I'm so sure the rest of the members of this board are fructicultural neophytes, I'll offer a fresh 'Black Gold' jackfruit to anyone here who can best my achievements in tropical pomology!
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 8:33 pm
i was on the cover of maximum rock n roll with the zeros once...
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 8:43 pm
The Zeros are nothing compared to singlesgoingsteady!
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 8:47 pm
the zeros ARE nothing!
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 8:54 pm
Good eye old man!
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 9:07 pm
I purchased the 8-track that recorded the Clears, the Lost Sounds and some Reatards a few months back, apparently.
I've only recorded Lazor on it, so far.
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 9:09 pm
I just got a fuckin courtesy call on my cell phone. Yay!
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 9:15 pm
I saw what you did
and I know who you are
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 9:17 pm
but, do you know what I did last summer?
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 9:19 pm
Dan from the DC Snipers once gave Michael Stipe a sucker punch to the gut in Athens cause he swore that if he ran into him, he'd punch him, not thinking that he'd actually run into him. I'm bragging by association over here.
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 9:22 pm
But will he kill Bono if he runs into him?
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 9:23 pm
Let's hope.
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 9:27 pm
I also have one of the only two copies of the final mix we finished the other night of the Oblivians at the Blackout.
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 9:27 pm
are the guitars loud?
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 10:22 pm
my lady's photo is on the back of the latest Spits live album...TWICE!
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 11:07 pm
are the guitars loud?

Posted: Apr 6, 2007 11:49 pm | Edited by: Jay
I have an unusually large penis
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 11:53 pm
hey big boy
Posted: Apr 7, 2007 12:21 am
the zeros ARE nothing!

but EC is LESS than zero!
choose whichever EC you want, there
Posted: Apr 7, 2007 12:44 am
my lady's photo is on the back of the latest Spits live album...TWICE!

which cover? there's like 32 of em....I have the one with the Spit O Meter and the pope that looks like George W on the front.

Same one? Who's your lady?
Posted: Apr 7, 2007 1:53 am
I also have one of the only two copies of the final mix we finished the other night of the Oblivians at the Blackout.

and WHAT will become of said mix....hmmmmmmmm???
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