Posted: Mar 26, 2007 2:11 pm |
Edited by: DevilDog
The Dr. Seuss Bible:
One day God said this is what I will do
I'll send down my son, I will send him to you
To clear up this humpity-humpity-hullabaloo
His Name will be Christ and he'll never wear shoes
His friends will all call him the King of the Jews
He didn't come in a plane
He didn't come in a jeep
He didn't come in the pouch of a jumping vo-veep.......
He rode to Jerusalem
The home of the grumpity Jews
Where false prophets were worshiped
Some even in twos
There was Murray Von Muir and Ganghis Vo Voos
The one you can worship by taking a snooze!
Thus he spake:
Sin in socks, socks full of sin
How do we quiet this Jehovity din?
Do unto others as they do unto you
That includes you, young Timothy Vu
One Pheresy said to another he knew
"What will we do with this uppity Jew?"
"We can wash him in wine and make him all clean,
And into Sam Zittle's crucifixion machine!!"
Twirl the ga-whirl
And release the ga-lease
And in go the nails
As fast as you please.
And it is said that he said as he bled
"Forgive them Father for they know not what they do,
For they walk through this life into crappity shoes"