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Posted: Mar 24, 2007 5:39 am
Posted: Mar 24, 2007 5:51 am
Was it yer first time or something?
Posted: Mar 24, 2007 6:49 am
Scientist: I've invented a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.
Don: Uh, right, and what's positive about that?
Scientist: Well, it's a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.
Don: Couldn't it also give worms to ex-boyfriends?
Scientist: This is a drug... for the world... to give worms to ex-girlfriends.
Don: Well, great. Thanks for stopping by.
Scientist: You just don't get it here!
Posted: Mar 24, 2007 6:53 am
I was obsessed with that movie when I was in HS.

As long as there are no flipper babies, right Don?

How are you feeling patient 597?
OK, but I am a little dizzy.

We used to play drinking games to that movie.
Posted: Mar 24, 2007 8:55 am
My sense of humor exists because of this movie
Posted: Mar 24, 2007 8:55 am
"I could've had anyone....I'm Beautiful."
Posted: Mar 24, 2007 4:45 pm
Best movie EVER

"It was only one flipper baby!!!"

I still refer to all antacids as 'stummies' because of this movie.
Posted: Mar 24, 2007 5:01 pm
The daydream scenes with Scott Thompson are the best.
Posted: Mar 24, 2007 5:25 pm
I fell asleep when I watched it years ago (and I was a big KITH fan). Perhaps I'll give it a 2nd try.
Posted: Mar 24, 2007 5:53 pm
Brain Candy rules. But it can't touch the KITH skit with the missing pen.

"My pen, MY PEN......M-M-M-M-MY PEN!!!!"
Posted: Mar 24, 2007 6:09 pm
Girl Drink Drunk : "I need some more...paperclips."
Posted: Mar 24, 2007 6:36 pm
Was it yer first time or something?

No, it had just been a really long time. I had forgotten how great it was.

You're my best man. See those guys over there? You run over there and FUCK 'EM, we'll stay back here and MASTURBATE!!

"My pen, MY PEN......M-M-M-M-MY PEN!!!!"

Also one of my favorite sketches. I like how he says it, "My PAN!"
Posted: Mar 24, 2007 7:01 pm
Cat on my head! Cat on my head!!
Posted: Mar 24, 2007 7:13 pm
I'm Buddy fuckiin' Holly! Valens, get your spic ass outta my seat, and let my monkey fly the plane.
Posted: Mar 24, 2007 10:12 pm
Remember, to kill someone, all you have to have is the will....and QUIET shoes. And believe me, I HAVE the will.
Posted: Mar 25, 2007 5:18 am
This urine's great!
Posted: Mar 25, 2007 5:49 am
"My pen, MY PEN......M-M-M-M-MY PEN!!!!"

Posted: Mar 25, 2007 7:05 am
Kids, wheres your father?

Upstairs masturbating to gay porn.


and dont forget toast fucking...
Posted: Mar 25, 2007 8:11 am
Everybody knows you're gay...DOGS know you're gay!
Posted: Mar 25, 2007 4:59 pm
Bruce McCulloch and Kevin McDonald have been working on a sketch comedy show for a long time, I dunno if anyone wants to pick it up.

How can Comedy Central not try it out just out of respect?

Anyone hear the stories about Dave Foley during Brain Candy? Apparently most of the parts he wrote were "too bizarre." They shot them, though, so they exist somewhere.

Posted: Mar 25, 2007 5:20 pm
Apparently most of the parts he wrote were "too bizarre." T

I heard that it was because he was working on News Radio at the time. Didn't want to taint his image or something. I'm sure that nerds are talking about it somewhere on the Internet right now...

That movie gets better every time you watch it.

Some of the girls and I were talking back stage before the show and we think you look like a young Tom Jones -could you wiggle your hips for us?
Posted: Mar 25, 2007 6:01 pm
my empire is CRUMBLINGGGGGG!!!!!!!
Posted: Mar 25, 2007 6:37 pm
We're having a bris here, my nephew is brising.
Posted: Mar 26, 2007 2:11 pm | Edited by: DevilDog
The Dr. Seuss Bible:

One day God said this is what I will do
I'll send down my son, I will send him to you
To clear up this humpity-humpity-hullabaloo
His Name will be Christ and he'll never wear shoes
His friends will all call him the King of the Jews

He didn't come in a plane
He didn't come in a jeep
He didn't come in the pouch of a jumping vo-veep.......

He rode to Jerusalem
The home of the grumpity Jews
Where false prophets were worshiped
Some even in twos
There was Murray Von Muir and Ganghis Vo Voos
The one you can worship by taking a snooze!

Thus he spake:
Sin in socks, socks full of sin
How do we quiet this Jehovity din?
Do unto others as they do unto you
That includes you, young Timothy Vu

One Pheresy said to another he knew
"What will we do with this uppity Jew?"
"We can wash him in wine and make him all clean,
And into Sam Zittle's crucifixion machine!!"

Twirl the ga-whirl
And release the ga-lease
And in go the nails
As fast as you please.

And it is said that he said as he bled
"Forgive them Father for they know not what they do,
For they walk through this life into crappity shoes"
"DO YOU!??"

Posted: Mar 26, 2007 3:18 pm
" My cap is luke."

"Lukewarm, Chris?"

"No, Luke Skywalker, you fucking inbred!"
Posted: Mar 26, 2007 5:48 pm
My expectations were too high for the movie after watching KITH for years (on CBC and Comedy Central). Its soundtrack is nice.

On the other hand, the "SCTV" movie Strange Brew was entertaining.

"I mean, we've been coming here for 50 years and performing anal probes and all that we have learned is that 1 in10 doesn't really seem to mind."
Posted: Mar 26, 2007 8:50 pm
The one on the show where Bobby Terrance has to send the Devil back to rock n roll hell is the greatest sketch ever. 'I am the frontman of EVIL...Bobby.' Tenacious D totally ripped that for 'Pick of Destiny'.
Posted: Mar 26, 2007 9:10 pm
"So of course I told him to fuck off...but then what I really said was, 'I'll think about it'."
Posted: Mar 27, 2007 5:21 pm
Tenacious D totally ripped that for 'Pick of Destiny'.
And the KITH sketch gives props to that cinematic masterpiece Crossroads.

One of my favorite recurring sketches too. The Death Of Rock one was funny:
"Popular music has been on the wane since 1974, the year of the first Bad Company release."

If you want to kill time, looky looky:
A smattering of KITH transcripts!
Posted: Mar 27, 2007 5:37 pm
Why, that's just not any bad man, son. That there is Hitler, and he's [bleep]ing your donkey.
Posted: Mar 28, 2007 2:58 am
One of the BEST movies ever made. It is a true friend with a deep sense of humor who recognizes the scene from the tiki bar when I spontaneously begin re-enacting it.
"Who wants another drink? You? C'mon- have one more! And you? Another? Alice....one more?...etc"
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