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journeyfan007
Posted: Dec 3, 2003 9:06 pm
 
Glue side one of "Shake Break" by The Swingin' Neckbreakers face down on their turntable.
Beat that!
tkrichards
Posted: Dec 4, 2003 4:38 am
 
Tell them the Atom Smashers are the be all and end all of all gee-rage punk bands then glue either side of it to their turntable.
tkrichards
Posted: Dec 4, 2003 4:40 am
 
Of course this is provided that they have ANY TASTE and ANY idea what what good music is.
chuckvicious
Posted: Dec 4, 2003 12:12 pm
 
Take a date to go see Timeline. Then later on, don't pull out.
Doctor Sardonicus
Posted: Dec 4, 2003 6:41 pm
 
and name the baby Adolf?...don't pay alamony?
Jakey Stiff
Posted: Dec 4, 2003 10:24 pm
 
perform oral on their newborn son.
Jakey Stiff
Posted: Dec 5, 2003 12:55 am
 
then rape the esteemed family cat on camera and sell bootleg DVD-R's of the proceedings.
journeyfan007
Posted: Dec 5, 2003 1:13 am
 
You guys are missing the point here.
I'm talking about ruining a life, not just a little emotional ribbing.
trash
Posted: Dec 5, 2003 1:18 am
 
tell them you've got aids after you fuck
journeyfan007
Posted: Dec 5, 2003 1:22 am
 
Jeez...I was just talking about "Shake Break"...You people are sick.
I stared at the cover for hours the other day.
journeyfan007
Posted: Dec 5, 2003 1:24 am
 
The version of "I Wanna Be Your Driver" on that is the most vicious, brutal exercise in banality in the history of early-to-mid-90s garage power pop.
Todd Trickknee
Posted: Dec 5, 2003 2:56 am
 
First of all, the 'Neckbreakers are great (though that tune blows). Second, I'd have to go with giving someone multiple eyeball papercuts whilst shoving a coctail umbrella in & outta' their urethra, though the Atomsmashers antic is mighty frightening. I glued someone's BTO record down to their turntable during college, because I was so sick of hearing it, and I stuck maxi pads all over the face-up side for good measure. And don't ask where I got an enormous box of maxi-pads. Or do.
ledisquairebazookajoe
Posted: Dec 5, 2003 4:52 am
 
OK so you glue some shity record on someone's deck...you put another record, or a slipmat and another record over it. Come on, you can do better.
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