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Posted: Mar 20, 2007 4:50 am
 
Posted: Mar 20, 2007 4:58 am
 
Sweet jesus! Hey ladies....
Posted: Mar 20, 2007 4:58 am | Edited by: T J Honeysuckle
 
This is a/too good to be true and b/ from 2003...why weren't we told earlier?
Posted: Mar 20, 2007 5:00 am
 
My roomate says it's fake....LAME.
Posted: Mar 20, 2007 5:49 am
 
ood christ.... ULTIMATE PICK UP LINE
Posted: Mar 20, 2007 5:54 am
 
Haven't found a lump yet!........how far 'till that next rest area?........
Posted: Mar 20, 2007 6:02 am
 
The second part of the story said that if your not going to swallow your mans semen, then letting him say " I'm gonna cum all over your big fucking titties" while you proceed to rub them and put a finger in yourself will work just as well.
Posted: Mar 20, 2007 6:25 am
 
GF fell for this. I'm getting my dick sucked everyday this week. THANKS PSEUDO PION.
Posted: Mar 20, 2007 6:38 am
 
GF fell for this. I'm getting my dick sucked everyday this week. THANKS PSEUDO PION.

Shhhsh, keep it on the "down low".. haha
Posted: Mar 20, 2007 6:52 am
 
GF fell for this. I'm getting my dick sucked everyday this week. THANKS PSEUDO PION.

You needed this to get that, frankie?
Posted: Mar 20, 2007 6:57 am
 
My roomate says it's fake....LAME.

but he still lets you blow him...
Posted: Mar 20, 2007 7:05 am
 
HEE=HAWW!
Posted: Mar 20, 2007 5:44 pm | Edited by: Jay
 
I couldn't keep my jaw from dropping, then I saw the URL. Damn. but still, i'm going to print it out, white out the URL, and hand it out on every street corner in the Chicago area.
Posted: Mar 21, 2007 12:10 am
 
YAY!
Posted: Mar 21, 2007 12:18 am
 
Unfortunately, sucking titties CAUSES cock cancer.
Posted: Mar 21, 2007 12:18 am
 
Nooooooooooooooo!
Posted: Mar 21, 2007 12:20 am
 
Does biting titties give you dentures?
Posted: Mar 21, 2007 12:20 am
 
I couldn't keep my jaw from dropping, then I saw the URL.

So many poorly chosen words in that sentence.
Posted: Mar 21, 2007 12:39 am
 
"Only with regular occurrence will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

Sadly, this seems to give this all away as an hoax.
But, on the bright side, this is the best news I've heard all week!

I do have the insane desire to send this story to the women I know who've had breast cancer, though. Guess that's in poor taste, eh?
Posted: Mar 21, 2007 1:10 am
 
http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn4861

Masturbation prevents prostate cancer...
Posted: Mar 21, 2007 2:58 am
 
So many poorly chosen words in that sentence.

i'm not getting breast cancer
Posted: Mar 21, 2007 3:18 am
 
i'm not getting breast cancer

Gotcha. Let's hang out, dude. WINK!
Posted: Mar 21, 2007 3:20 am
 
Reminds me of the old saying about SPUNK being good for your complexion.
Posted: Mar 21, 2007 7:20 pm
 
I do have the insane desire to send this story to the women I know who've had breast cancer, though. Guess that's in poor taste, eh?

I think it's a great idea! Especially if their lesbos.
Posted: Mar 21, 2007 7:50 pm
 
'They're..not their, unless you own lesbiens.
Posted: Mar 21, 2007 7:54 pm
 
LESBIAN, you JERK
Posted: Mar 21, 2007 9:51 pm
 
Reminds me of the old saying about SPUNK being good for your complexion.

I was just thinking last night that my face soap looks/seems a lot like that, then I started thinking maybe it was an elaborate scam cause guys really just wanted us to unknowingly rub their jizz all over our faces every night.
Posted: Mar 21, 2007 9:52 pm
 
We don't give a fuck if you know it or not.
Posted: Mar 21, 2007 9:55 pm
 
We don't give a fuck if you know it or not.

Well, well.
Posted: Mar 21, 2007 11:13 pm
 
One of my X-girlfriends used to call it "home made breast-beautifing cream". But it didn't have any glitter. 1 or 2 of you know who that crazy bitch was!!
Posted: Mar 21, 2007 11:22 pm
 
guys really just wanted us to unknowingly rub their jizz all over our faces every night.

Only to help our skin look as nice as possible, I mean.
Posted: Mar 21, 2007 11:38 pm
 
It really helps I kid you NOT!
Posted: Mar 21, 2007 11:41 pm
 
I know, believe me, I really do.
Posted: Mar 21, 2007 11:46 pm
 
It really helps I kid you NOT!
I know, believe me, I really do.

Lot of big talk going on here.
Posted: Mar 21, 2007 11:52 pm
 
Wait...keep posting....I'm almost finished........
Posted: Mar 22, 2007 12:03 am
 
GROSS!!!!
Posted: Mar 22, 2007 12:05 am
 
Gotcha bowie.....
Posted: Mar 22, 2007 12:21 am
 
You shoulda put that on the "saw a lotta pics" thread.
Posted: Mar 22, 2007 1:14 am
 
Ok now THAT's gross......
Posted: Mar 22, 2007 4:03 am
 
[/i][i]rub their jizz all over our faces every night.

I Dunno, ya gotta wash that shit off afterward. Porn stars have some of the nastiest cases of acne, on their faces and asses! That's gotta be what it comes from. pun unintended.
Posted: Mar 22, 2007 4:09 am
 
I Dunno, ya gotta wash that shit off afterward. Porn stars have some of the nastiest cases of acne, on their faces and asses! That's gotta be what it comes from. pun unintended.

I'm pretty sure those are from some dudes shaved balls scratching their cheeks( both sets)
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