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Tiger Jack
Posted: Nov 19, 2003 5:45 pm
 
Hey we have this new psycho-country band and we don't have a name yet..so any good suggestions?
journeyfan007
Posted: Nov 19, 2003 6:02 pm
 
Whiskeyfork.
Or The Unholy Benchmarks.
joe danger
Posted: Nov 19, 2003 6:06 pm
 
ditch witch
eric o
Posted: Nov 19, 2003 6:38 pm
 
Rubber Room
The Her Love Rubbed Off On Me Band (THLROOOMB)
Blood Shots
Jon Wayne

eric o
Posted: Nov 19, 2003 6:39 pm
 
errr, Jon Wayne II
Rev_Dan
Posted: Nov 19, 2003 6:59 pm
 
Whiskey Dick & The Baby Batter
The Moles (based off of John Boy Walton)
Lung Butter
Rev_Dan
Posted: Nov 19, 2003 7:14 pm
 


I mean look at the size of that mole! You could use that as yer stage makeup. Put a huuuuuuge spot on all of yer left cheeks.
Chubby Asian
Posted: Nov 19, 2003 7:28 pm
 
the Hay Bale Boys
the Barn Burners
the Barn Yard League
the Cow Pies
the Cattle Herders
Shitkickers
Bloody Hoes
the Scare Crows
Doctor Sardonicus
Posted: Nov 19, 2003 7:29 pm
 
The Psycho Hicks
tommysolution
Posted: Nov 19, 2003 9:05 pm
 
Ratfuck McGee and the Twinkle Toes
filthy rich
Posted: Nov 19, 2003 9:39 pm
 
boss niggers
shithouse rats
river bottom nightmare band
indentured servants
Doctor Sardonicus
Posted: Nov 19, 2003 9:59 pm
 
The Cousin Fuckers
vanwinkle
Posted: Nov 19, 2003 10:24 pm
 
the corn squeezins
the turnip snatchers
combine death
the mason jars
the bacon drippins
the glass packs
the no-uh counts


vanwinkle
Posted: Nov 19, 2003 10:25 pm
 
the dipshits
the dad-dammits
the cane poles
the bottom feeders
the trot lines
the crappies
deep fried turkeys
AND my fave
the chitlin' slingers
Doctor Sardonicus
Posted: Nov 19, 2003 10:26 pm
 
Whiskey Still
Tornado Lane
Whiskey Tornado
Inbred Still Birth
Tornado
Torn Anus


Doctor Sardonicus
Posted: Nov 19, 2003 10:27 pm
 
Whiskey Dick

P.S. That's the best one so far.

Doctor Sardonicus
Posted: Nov 19, 2003 10:28 pm
 
The Glass Pack's already a Kentucky band.

I've had it explained to me before, but what does it mean?

It reminds me of a biker gang made of glass, that'd be easy to smash. They're realy pretty good thow.

vanwinkle
Posted: Nov 19, 2003 10:30 pm
 
the tarnations
the missing fingers

shit- i cain't stop!

vanwinkle
Posted: Nov 19, 2003 10:45 pm
 
glass packs are type of exaust system, ie muffler. it contains small walls of glass, that when heated crack and pop, i.e. that redneck truck sound. depends on how loud you want your muffler, you can choose either glasspacks or cherry bombs. i had glasspacks on my old 69 gmc, and it was pretty cool. usually on a straight pipe system.
vanwinkle
Posted: Nov 19, 2003 10:46 pm
 
the corn squeezins
the turnip snatchers
combine death
the mason jars
the bacon drippins
the glass packs
the no-uh counts


CS Eunuch
Posted: Nov 19, 2003 10:47 pm
 
Isn't there already a Whiskey Dick?

my contribution...
The Ferlin Huskys
The Blivets (country word for ten pounds of shit in a five-pound bag, i.e. something fucked up)

Doctor Sardonicus
Posted: Nov 19, 2003 10:54 pm
 
Ha Ha..I don't know....Ferlin Husky was to touch and go for anyone to name thier band after him....I like

Jon Wayne
Or Fist Full Of Dollars
Or Hang Em High
or Trigger (named after Roy Rogers horse)

Chris O
Posted: Nov 19, 2003 11:00 pm
 
The Hick-Ups

There's a band called Butch Whacks and His Glass Packs around here somewhere.

Andrew Earles
Posted: Nov 19, 2003 11:25 pm
 
The Porch-Sittin' Eatin' Thai Food Outta Rusty Hubcap Torn Screen Door Creek-dippin' Boys
Andrew Earles
Posted: Nov 19, 2003 11:28 pm
 
The Adult Contemporaries
journeyfan007
Posted: Nov 20, 2003 12:32 am
 
Eli Shitney and his Fantabulous Cotton-Pickin' Robots.
eric o
Posted: Nov 20, 2003 12:52 am
 
I like The Husky Ferlins better...

Dale
Posted: Nov 20, 2003 1:13 am
 
I'm sure there's a few bands called Whiskey Dick already but the best band called Whiskey Dick already exists here in Port Huron, Michigan.

The Mud Haulers
The Still Tenders
The Chicken Wings

scumpuke
Posted: Nov 20, 2003 5:01 am
 
leather chaps
Jakey Stiff
Posted: Nov 20, 2003 5:06 am
 

Backcountry Cunts

The Young Folsoms

Chromosone Extra

Shackled Sheep

Bob Seger's Wedlock Youth

scumpuke
Posted: Nov 20, 2003 5:10 am
 
HORSE
Doctor Sardonicus
Posted: Nov 20, 2003 5:27 am
 
Cashed Johnny
journeyfan007
Posted: Nov 20, 2003 7:10 am
 
Okay, fuck, HORSE is definitely the best so far.
Or H.O.R.S.E.
joe danger
Posted: Nov 20, 2003 8:27 am
 
i'm gonna have to vote for horse as well, though it does remind me of that old band mule.
SAMBEAUX
Posted: Nov 20, 2003 7:36 pm
 
There's already a "the Blivits," I think they're from Mobile.

howsabout:
tha Cornholz (you could write it in the 311 font)
Cornfed
Lucky Luke and le Cowboys Francais
Sexual Horseshit
the Turd Rustlers

journeyfan007
Posted: Nov 20, 2003 7:48 pm
 
The Nekkid Pahtnaz
Combine Legstretcher
Erotic Folding Chairs
Tight Lil' Screendoor
Mosquito Deleto and the Zizzaps (might need permission from the Coleman company on this one)

ILoveMyCat
Posted: Nov 20, 2003 7:52 pm
 
Whiskey Bizness
PCPeePee
Posted: Nov 20, 2003 7:54 pm
 
H.O.R.S.E.

Horny Old Ranchers Stalking Equine

ledisquairebazookajoe
Posted: Nov 20, 2003 8:25 pm
 
10 Pound Hammer
Rev. Horton's Meat
Sour Mash
The Mark Twains
10 Gallon Scrotum
Doctor Sardonicus
Posted: Nov 20, 2003 9:54 pm
 
I like the name Boss Niggers...since I somebody by coinsidence today, told me it the name of a funny Blacksploitation movie....need to see it.
Doctor Sardonicus
Posted: Nov 20, 2003 10:23 pm
 
How about The Black Eyes!


I like it, psycho and hipster and country.

Doctor Sardonicus
Posted: Nov 20, 2003 10:25 pm
 
Sorry.

joe danger
Posted: Nov 20, 2003 10:58 pm
 
black stallion
black steed
black buck
black gold
black habits
black sherrif

the world needs many, many more black names.

Womb Raider
Posted: Nov 20, 2003 11:51 pm
 
the dill scallions
steer and the queers
Doctor Sardonicus
Posted: Nov 21, 2003 12:07 am
 
Bulletproof Redneck
Frog Giggins
Bass
Septic Tank
A Hound Named Josey Wales
Hazil, Kentucky
Homemade Crystal Meth
Acid in the Freezer
Hillbilly School Bus
Damn Dang It
Spittin Tobacco
Tabacco Run
Cornbread Mafia
Willies Wonder
Scarface
Backyard Dragster
Chicken Fox
Gravel Road
Tornado Alley
Frog Licker
Trad Redneck Surf Band
peterlaughner
Posted: Nov 21, 2003 12:11 am
 
There already was a Ditch Witch out of Columbia MO. They were on their home grown label Faye Records. I also think that The River Bottom Nightmare Band has been taken. I think I saw them open for Dead Moon in Portland last year. Lung butter sounds familiar too.

May I suggest a few?
Confederate Fags
Horsepussylicker
The Beer Shitz
Combine Massacre
Wrong Hole
Donkeypunch
Alabama Black Snakes (black+snakes=hip)
Deliverance
Jim Crow Had Too Much Soul
The Barnyard Detectives
Lincoln's Bastard Sons
The Jackson Switch

Doctor Sardonicus
Posted: Nov 21, 2003 12:41 am
 
You gotta be from Kentucky or Indiana to have this one:

SINK HOLE

Society Paige
Posted: Nov 21, 2003 1:47 am
 
The Pretty Mouths
SAMBEAUX
Posted: Nov 21, 2003 2:34 am
 
Oh yeah, I was thinking about this earlier...
www.confederatefagg.com

It's one of the guys from In/Humanity/Guyana Punchline plus some other guys.

vanwinkle
Posted: Nov 21, 2003 6:36 am
 
the gully washers
the few good teeth
THE SNITES
the peckerheads
the asswhoopins
Woodshop
the troughs
the saltlicks

if'n its an all girl band :
POON TWANG

STARCHILD
Posted: Nov 21, 2003 7:42 am
 
CRAPPIES SOUND GOOD BUT HERE ARE SOME MORE:
STARCHILD
Posted: Nov 21, 2003 8:13 am
 
BOSS HOSS, BULLS BALLS, BOLL WEEVELS, BUBBA'S, BUBBAS BROTHER'S BAND, THE HUBBA BUBBA'S, THE COUNTRY COUSINS, THE COW PATTY'S, CHICKEN LICKIN BAND, THE CHICKEN CHOKERS, THE HORNY BULLS, MOTHER'S UDDERS, MY MOTHER'S UDDERS, ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATORS, THE CHICKEN FLICKERS, CHICKEN LIPS, THE HOOF AND MOUTH BAND, LITTLE FEETS, KENTUCKY FRIEDS, THE FARMER'S DAUGHTER BAND, CHICKEN SHITS, THE GOT MILK BAND, UDDER BUTTERS, RAWHIDES, THE CHICKEN PICKIN BAND, COTTEN PICKERS, THE PEA PICKERS, WATERMELON BOYS, COW PATTY DADDIES,THE HOE HOPPERS, THE GARBAGE CAN HUMAN TUBERS, THE COTTON HOERS, THE SPIT CANS, TOBACCO ROW, THE BARN BURNERS, MANURE PILES, KKK, BARN BURNERS, SHIT HOUSE, THE FARM-ALLS, TRAVELING SALESMEN, THE MASTER BAITERS.
Tiger Jack
Posted: Nov 21, 2003 6:09 pm
 
Wow, thanks a bunch. There's plenty good ones. Damn hard to choose...but we'll let you know.

Hey we got some gospel/country tunes too.

Jakey Stiff
Posted: Nov 21, 2003 7:24 pm
 
The Fighting Words
The Piglets
Troff Hog
De Liver Rants

my those are horrid.

mika de sica
Posted: Nov 22, 2003 1:13 pm
 
Moonshine Jesus
Doctor Sardonicus
Posted: Nov 22, 2003 7:14 pm
 
Joe Six-teeth

(paraphrased)
"Finaly someone's looking our for the commmon Joe Six-teeth." "When'd you get another tooth Cletus?" "Ah found it on the sidewalk."

Doctor Sardonicus
Posted: Nov 22, 2003 7:41 pm
 
Drooling Banjo
joe danger
Posted: Nov 23, 2003 12:36 am
 
i'm still very fond of black sherriff.
Andrew Earles
Posted: Nov 23, 2003 5:59 am
 
Whoa....that's a good one. I like.
MBarker
Posted: Nov 24, 2003 5:48 am
 
"The Mash Hounds"?---a term supposedly for hard-up redneck drunks who would search around for stills and drink the mash/pre distilled, fermented slop straight out of their barrels. I dunno about band-names with "dog" or "hound" in them, though.

Along that line, if you were only a psycho-country-EMO band, you could go with something like "Imagine the Farts".

ehh...

louie
Posted: Nov 24, 2003 7:12 pm
 
SKEEDER LEG

GUNS SLICK

...anything you can find in the camping section at a hardware store could be good...louie

Jakey Stiff
Posted: Nov 27, 2003 9:13 pm
 
The Concrete Ponderers

Ribzilla

The Emitt Tills

Backwoods Justice

dropkick
Posted: Nov 28, 2003 12:33 am
 
The Area Hicksters
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