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Posted: Mar 4, 2007 11:43 pm | Edited by: Rumpleforeskin
Ok ,who got your hormones in an uproar ? Here's mine(going back to the first): Shari Lewis
Angela Cartwright
Barbara Hershey( when she was in "The Monroes")
Dianna Rigg
Suzi Quatro
Eleanor Bron ( "Help!" and "Bedazzled")
Merilee Rush
Faye Fife
Mary Woronov
Charlotte Caffey
Sue Hoffs
Kim Shattuck( short lived when I realized the resemblance to Peg Bundy)
Posted: Mar 4, 2007 11:54 pm
shari lewis...as in the lambchop puppet lady???

i used to have a crush on al pacino in his scarface/godfather/serpico days. now he looks pretty fucking haggard. now? gael garcia bernal.
Posted: Mar 5, 2007 12:00 am
shari lewis...as in the lambchop puppet lady???
Yep , she was way cute in the 60's. I shed a few tears when she died . http://www.tvparty.com/vgifs14/shari.gif
Posted: Mar 5, 2007 12:04 am
Barbara "99" Feldon.
Posted: Mar 5, 2007 12:12 am
Barbara "99" Feldon.
Aww Man! I forgot about her!!! I have an autographed picture of her .She was a doll.
Posted: Mar 5, 2007 12:16 am
One of my first crushes was Peter Tork. Damned reruns...

Now, I'd go with Clive Owen.
Posted: Mar 5, 2007 7:13 am
i went from george harrison ("hard day's night" era) to laurence harvey ("darling" era) pretty quickly and then back to george and bryan ferry's been a perennial (its the laurence harvey thing, i guess)

i still have a crush on johnny depp, even though i'm sure he's probably a first class pain in the ass. he sure is pretty, though
Posted: Mar 5, 2007 7:18 am | Edited by: Frankie Karnitchnig
christina ricci
rose mcgowan
winona ryder
drew barrymore
shannon doherty
Posted: Mar 5, 2007 7:21 am
juliette lewis, uma thurman, .............sharon stone, cameron diaz, all those bitches and more
Posted: Mar 5, 2007 10:17 am
God, the guys on Stonerrock.com go on about this all the time. The latest thread goes something to the effect of "Caroline Munroe > Erin Gray".


Other favorites in the thread are Gina Torres (Hercules:LG, Dark Angel, Cleopatra 2525, Angel, Firefly), Linda Harrison (totally smokin' in 1st Planet of the Apes http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0365709/ ), Lynda Carter, Barbara Bouchet (German bombshell & veteran of European TV http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0099054/ ), & Ornella Muti (insanely sexy as Princess Aura in the 1980 Flash Gordon movie http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001560/ ).

I'd hit any of those as well as the following:

"Adventures in Baby Sitting-era Elizabeth Shue

Devin Aoki http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1226817/

Vanessa Lengies (I was hooked after Waiting) http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0501837/

I never really cared for Christina Ricci, but I gotta admit, she looks devastating in Black Snake Moan. I think I like her with the black eye & the split lip, too.


Kee-Ryst, there are too many to list.
Posted: Mar 5, 2007 10:54 am
crispin glover
james spader
Posted: Mar 5, 2007 12:59 pm
james spader
Me too! I've loved him forever. Especially when he plays mean and nasty.
First one was John Lennon.
I haven't had one for a long time, but (I know...I know) damn, that George Clooney is really, really hot now that he's older. Funny, too.
Posted: Mar 5, 2007 2:30 pm
christina ricci
rose mcgowan
winona ryder

and, uh, Mr. Foreskin does Kim Shattuck really count as a celebrity?
Posted: Mar 5, 2007 3:08 pm
Evangeline Lilly
Posted: Mar 5, 2007 5:57 pm
I kinda got it for Lindsay Lohan
Posted: Mar 5, 2007 5:59 pm
Lung Leg
Posted: Mar 5, 2007 6:04 pm
my mother had a crush on gabby hayes when she was a kid?!?! still has the pic she carried in her wallet...

for me, now, it's chris noth. i carry a big torch for cary grant too, and gregory peck. love the brunets, especially when they're a bit older than me.

there's a certain memphian with an infamous crush on carlene carter, i heard he met her once and blew it.
Posted: Mar 5, 2007 6:05 pm
Princess Leia (1st movie only)
Haley Mills (Parent Trap only)
Posted: Mar 5, 2007 7:22 pm
ernest borgnine. mainly in barabbas.
Posted: Mar 5, 2007 7:34 pm
Posted: Mar 5, 2007 7:41 pm
How come they know tyhat Fast Times is from the 80's but not the Dukes of Hazzard?
Posted: Mar 5, 2007 7:42 pm
ok, so it started in '79. fuck me.
Posted: Mar 5, 2007 7:56 pm
Maybe this is more in the category of "Love at First Sight: TV & Film Viewing," but I gotta give a shout-out to Rachel Leigh Cook.

I was around 16 or 17 when I first saw this commercial, but it's no exaggeration to say it truly changed my life--some hot-ass chick fuckin' shit up w/ a frying pan and saying something or other about heroin?

Hell, the very next afternoon I went down to Smack Blvd in the Needle District and signed up for a habit. Excellent!!
Posted: Mar 5, 2007 8:43 pm
Fred Rodgers is hot, but Mr. McFeely is one Sexy-Ass MOTHERFUCKER! He can speedy my delivery anytime!
Posted: Mar 5, 2007 9:15 pm
none of mine are "hott".

zooey deschanel
bonnie hunt (fuck off)
mary louise parker (ok pretty hot)
Posted: Mar 5, 2007 9:20 pm
Eve LaRue, who plays Natalia on CSI Miami. Oh, those eyes...it's worth putting up with David Caruso just to see her.
Posted: Mar 5, 2007 9:23 pm
zooey deschanel

yeah, she may be only almost famous, but I'd gladly stick my tongue almost all the way up her anus.
Posted: Mar 5, 2007 9:28 pm
and Parker Posey and Scarlet Johannsen
Posted: Mar 5, 2007 9:34 pm

zooey deschanel

yeah... humminnah humminnah
Posted: Mar 5, 2007 9:47 pm
Back in the day, Buck Rogers-era Erin Gray (Silver Spoons was not any kind of opportunity to look at her), Charro, long, brown-haired chick from WKRP, and that black-haired chick that kept showing up on Fantasy Island (Barbi Benton?).
Today, Selma Hayek or any of the chicks from She Spies.

Yesterday and today, Olivia Newton John.
Posted: Mar 5, 2007 10:06 pm
Salma Hayek, yep uh-huh, hottest movie beotch around, forgot her, except her unibrow has haunted me since Freida and I still see the thick unibrow now whenever I see her.
Posted: Mar 5, 2007 10:06 pm
Stephen Colbert
Andy Dick
Bill Nie
Lili Taylor
Salma Hayek
Kate Winslet
Posted: Mar 5, 2007 10:07 pm
penelope cruz
Posted: Mar 5, 2007 10:08 pm
Andy Dick

i gaurantee he doens't have a crush on you.
Posted: Mar 5, 2007 10:12 pm
I know.
Posted: Mar 5, 2007 10:18 pm
Yesterday and today, Olivia Newton John.
Leave it alone, Stands.
Posted: Mar 5, 2007 10:21 pm
gael garcia bernal
hubba hubba!
Posted: Mar 6, 2007 12:21 am
Anne B. Davis
Posted: Mar 6, 2007 12:40 am
Lili Taylor

me too, but I think Six Feet Under took care of that for good.
Posted: Mar 6, 2007 1:39 am
Appolonia Kotero, Heather Thomas, Elizabeth Montgomery as "Cousin Serena"
Posted: Mar 6, 2007 1:55 am
farrah fawcett

loni anderson (and i grew to appreciate bailey when i was older - she's hotter than loni)

daisy duke

lindsay lohan - the crazier she gets the better
Posted: Mar 6, 2007 2:20 am
Google Images pointed out that I meant "Apollonia Kotero"
Posted: Mar 6, 2007 2:25 am
SARAH SILVERMAN!!!!!! That is one sexy bitch.
Posted: Mar 6, 2007 2:27 am | Edited by: I am the Arm
Anna Nicole Smith - skinny, fat, doped up, dead or alive, those things'll never die.
Posted: Mar 6, 2007 3:57 am
Lili Taylor

me too, but I think Six Feet Under took care of that for good.

Woah, I just realized how much she looks like my mom.
Posted: Mar 6, 2007 5:16 am
Parker Posey

Too each his own, but between that Pepsi ad with Jimmy Fallon & "Best In Show", she just doesn't come off as a provocative woman.

Buck Rogers-era Erin Gray (Silver Spoons was not any kind of opportunity to look at her),

Buck Rodgers-era Erin Gray in a silky jumpsuit was worth sitting through the stupid robots every time.

long, brown-haired chick from WKRP

Also, are you talking about Bailey who was played by Jan Smithers. Very good looking & unfortunately way overshadowed by Loni Anderson.
Posted: Mar 6, 2007 10:43 am
Tiffani-Amber Thiessen ever since her Playboy spread--I've been told they're not real but I'm waiting for the chance to find out for myself. Hmm, Screech lives up the road and seems to be in a bit of financial trouble, maybe he'd sell me her #???

Bridget Fonda was always ultra-cute, too.

Posted: Mar 6, 2007 2:50 pm
1st crush- Christy Brinkley (I was probably 6, 7, 8... at the time)

Ongoing crush- Sarah Silverman
Posted: Mar 6, 2007 3:32 pm
Posted: Mar 6, 2007 3:35 pm
Haunted George
Posted: Mar 6, 2007 4:48 pm
Ann Margret
Beverly D'Angelo
Barabra Feldon
Marlo Thomas
Jan Smithers
Edy Williams
Kate Winslet
Brooke Langton
Posted: Mar 6, 2007 4:50 pm
Edna Krabappel
Posted: Mar 6, 2007 5:36 pm
Scarlett Johannsen
Elizabeth Hurley
Diane Lane
Traci Lords
Posted: Mar 6, 2007 6:12 pm
Beverly D'Angelo

Hott as fuck.
Posted: Mar 6, 2007 6:25 pm
Florence Henderson...
Posted: Mar 6, 2007 7:25 pm
Nobel Prize nominees Gunilla Hutton, Lisa Todd, and Cathy Baker...no, wait...they were all on Hee-Haw...SALUTE !
Posted: Mar 6, 2007 7:33 pm
Posted: Mar 6, 2007 7:34 pm
Farah Fawcett was my first after I got a big poster of her in like 4th grade. Dani Ashe has also always been a favorite if you can call her a celebrity.

Currently it's Tiffany Teen. I hope she never shows it all, she's so cute it hurts. She can wash my car with her friend anytime.
Posted: Mar 6, 2007 9:42 pm
Mos Def
Donald Sutherland
Philip Seymour Hoffman
Posted: Mar 6, 2007 9:46 pm
Jason Bateman from Silver Spoons days (as Rick Shroeders best friend, Derrick) ongoing to today. So hot.
Posted: Mar 6, 2007 9:47 pm
From back in the day:

Adrienne Barbeau!! Still looks pretty good today.
Posted: Mar 6, 2007 9:54 pm
JJ Champion's five-inch taint.
Posted: Mar 6, 2007 10:04 pm
Sarah Silvermen
Posted: Mar 6, 2007 11:18 pm
Thora Birch/X-tina Ricci going strong for almost five years now...love you, babies!
Posted: Mar 6, 2007 11:23 pm
selma hayek
jane birkin
janine turner
Posted: Mar 6, 2007 11:30 pm
Oh yeah, and Gwen Stefani since she's gone solo. Although I gotta admit I never got into her during her punky brewster No Doubt period. Now with the legs and the heels and vintage hair...mammy!
Posted: Mar 6, 2007 11:37 pm
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she's hot

Is that Celine Dion?
Posted: Mar 6, 2007 11:50 pm
Posted: Mar 7, 2007 4:36 am
The celebrity I would most like to crush is Russell Crowe, and I would do it by laying a heavy slab of timber across his torso, and then piling on rocks and scrap iron until his rib cage collapsed into a flat balloon leaking blood and lung tissue onto the carpet of his hotel suite.
Posted: Mar 7, 2007 6:52 am
Beverly D'Angelo

Hott as fuck.

She can patsy my cline any day.
Posted: Mar 7, 2007 6:56 am
Beverly D'Angelo

She is a Columbus native. Her dad owned one of the local television stations. She is looking pretty good in "Paternity."
Posted: Mar 7, 2007 7:07 am
1 night rental, shitty motel room: $49.00
2 size 13EEE black leather super-stiletto pumps: $374.99
4 dozen "feeder" mice from pet store: $79.96
5-gallon bucket of petroleum jelly: $84.99
60 minute personal appearance from Wilfred Brimely: $500.00

Celebrity crush that gives me the least flaccid boner?

Posted: Mar 8, 2007 4:28 am
Mark Ruffalo
Posted: Mar 8, 2007 4:33 am
Beverly D'Angelo

Hott as fuck.

Posted: Mar 8, 2007 6:12 am
My favorite Celebrity Crush would have to be me!

In case you don't know who I am, here you go:


Hey get in touch ya ol' black fuckwad!

Posted: Mar 8, 2007 6:15 am
Ha Ha...this is my favorite part!

"One of Corsetti's nickname in the unit was "Monster". He had a tattoo across his stomach of the Italian word for Monster."

But then there's this:

"According to one detainee Corsetti's abuse of prisoners included poking bound prisoners in the face with his naked penis"

Ah ha ha ha!
Posted: Mar 8, 2007 6:24 am
"According to one detainee Corsetti's abuse of prisoners included poking bound prisoners in the face with his naked penis"

If a person of the armed forces does it, would that make a "mushroom tattoo" actually a "mushroom cloud tattoo?"
Posted: Mar 8, 2007 6:25 am
Hey DC,
Add a leather jacket and about 40 pounds of teenage baby fat ant we're talkin time warp:

http://photos2.leadmaxx.lantrax.com/0015804-RUSAAlbany/images/agents/1 00900.jpg
Posted: Mar 8, 2007 6:43 am
Now this will make you think:

"Begg described Corsetti as a friend, who gave him a copy of the classic anti-war novel Catch 22"

p.s. to all ... nice to see some things never change.
Posted: Mar 8, 2007 6:59 am
Posted: Mar 8, 2007 8:33 am
I realized that photograph was from a realestate webpage in NY...so I did a little investigating to make sure I had the right guy.

Sure enough, those prisoners died in Abhu Graive in 2002, and I read in different articles that he was 23 at the time. So yeah, sure enough 2002 minus 1979 is 23! He got off scot free and now he's working as a realestate agent!

We oughta freakin crank call his ass...

Okay, sorry to disturb the hallowed Goner messageboard.

Back to the 300045632nd list of pointless shit...God I love it!

I vote for Kim Shattuck and Peg Bundy!
Posted: Mar 8, 2007 8:37 am
crushes? Hate em...
Posted: Mar 8, 2007 10:36 am
Fred Rodgers is hot
nice voice for phone sex, but


I'll go for Mother Teresa
Posted: Mar 8, 2007 12:28 pm | Edited by: michael baker
there is real estate in NY? we are at war in the middle east? get the fuck out of here.

catherine the great
marie antoinette
hedy lamarr
the girl outside my window now walking her pug: bark bark, i wanna be her dog.

the stooges lp sucks btw; then again so did his solo lps from 80 years ago; back to the nursing home; say hi to mick and the boys. wankers.
Posted: Mar 8, 2007 5:00 pm
The funny part is I just keep thinking of turning around in 6th period Health Class and Damien forcing Ignatious to show the class "chapter 2".
When I consider stuff like this, like the chick pointing at the naked guys and the naked saudie dogpile start to make perfect sense. The dog leashes and everything. I wasn't there but I feel like I know exactly what went on at Abhu Graiv...and ha ha, what I'm picturing is funny as hell.

Just goes to show everyone has one true calling in life! I got busted looking at my first Playboy with Damien. Good Times Good Times.

Hey just e-mail me man! It's been to long my nig.
Posted: Mar 8, 2007 5:07 pm
I accidentally saw "10" when I was in the first grade and had a crush on Bo Derek, then I saw Rick Springfield on General Hospital.
Posted: Mar 8, 2007 5:12 pm
air force is mushroom cloud

4 -F's are mushrooms

navy has ricky martin ones
Posted: Mar 8, 2007 9:51 pm
The funny part is I just keep thinking of turning around in 6th period Health Class and Damien forcing Ignatious to show the class "chapter 2".

That sounds waaaay too familiar.
Posted: Mar 8, 2007 10:55 pm
Mark Ruffalo
His ass is the best part of the movie Zodiac
Posted: Mar 9, 2007 1:18 am
Mia Kirshner!!!
Kylie Minogue
Uma Thurman
Scarlet Johanson
Sarah Silverman
Posted: Mar 9, 2007 5:34 am
Bateman! Sarah Silverman is on Comedy CCentral NOW!!!!!!!
Posted: Mar 9, 2007 5:46 am
Posted: Mar 9, 2007 8:14 am

Are you the same Mansur who threatened to slaughter my family and unjustly imprison me if I didn't join Amnesty International when I was twelve years old?
Posted: Mar 9, 2007 8:53 am
the stooges lp sucks btw; then again so did his solo lps from 80 years ago

"New Values" is an awesome LP & it's only about 25 years of age.
Posted: Mar 9, 2007 11:43 pm
Nell Carter
Posted: Mar 10, 2007 9:23 am | Edited by: colbito
The cute French girl from the Renault commercial...
Posted: Mar 10, 2007 10:34 am
The cute French girl [i][/i]

fag. I'm into Freedom Girls.
Posted: Mar 12, 2007 11:40 am
casll me sentimental but i still love the firl i took to the prom a couple of years ago
[url=honey pie]
Posted: Mar 12, 2007 3:22 pm
I'm sure someone will pipe-up about how much they hate her, but Jenna Fischer has been giving me boners lately...especially here.
Posted: Mar 12, 2007 7:26 pm | Edited by: Uptight White
On the Office, not really, but sometimes she looks dolled up on interview shows. I can see it.
Posted: Mar 12, 2007 8:40 pm
i used to have a thing for jack klugman when he was on the odd couple.

Posted: Mar 12, 2007 8:43 pm
that pic reminds me of your current boyfriend.
Posted: Mar 12, 2007 8:46 pm
No way!
Posted: Mar 12, 2007 8:49 pm
Posted: Mar 12, 2007 8:51 pm
Posted: Mar 12, 2007 8:57 pm
you guys are goner lovers?
Posted: Mar 12, 2007 9:10 pm
I love everybody!
Posted: Mar 12, 2007 9:17 pm
Posted: Mar 12, 2007 9:24 pm
You mean....you don't remember last night...Joe?...You said I was 'special'. I thought you cared!
Posted: Mar 12, 2007 9:29 pm
you guys are goner lovers?

Posted: Mar 12, 2007 9:45 pm | Edited by: saispas
I liked Jack Klugman when he was Quincy...no joke. Other crushes from the same time period were Scott Baio, Lance Kerwin and the Doctor from Love Boat.
Posted: Mar 12, 2007 9:49 pm
you guys are goner lovers?

I love everybody!

you guys are goner lovers?


I can see the email exchange now:

Goner Reah- Why did you say you love everybody? Are you ashamed of me?

Dtrain- Uh, no baby! I was just sayin'... I"ll go rectumfy that earlier quote right now. HEE-HAW!
Posted: Mar 12, 2007 9:59 pm
Other crushes from the same time period were Scott Baio, Lance Kerwin and the Doctor from Love Boat.
what about alan thicke?
Posted: Mar 12, 2007 10:02 pm
Shoulda seen that one comin.....
Posted: Mar 12, 2007 10:14 pm
hey joe - get stuffed!

alan thicke is G R O S S and so is his singing son!

saispas - who's lance kerwin? i was never into scott baio. i think i liked the captain from the love boat when i was younger. also, the professor from gilligans island. i always wanted him and ginger to hook up!

here's my sexy celebrity list...
jack klugman
steve mcqueen
diane lane
christopher walkin

and i used to have a miami vice scrapbook so i guess i was into crocket and tubbs too!
Posted: Mar 13, 2007 1:04 am
steve mcqueen
uh huh!
At my last job there was a picture of him in the back of the record buying room. For years I thought it was regular, then one day I got close and notice his pickle peering out from him pants. I felt like he had flashed me.
Posted: Mar 13, 2007 1:47 am
there's alot of man love on this thread and for once it's not me and fagmiester.
Posted: Mar 13, 2007 2:24 am
EMILY LOIZEAU!!! She's (arguably) a modern day Ye-Ye girl...

Posted: Mar 14, 2007 3:38 am
I've been hearing about this girl on American Idol who is supposed to be sexy as all get out. So I looked her up and they were right. She's my new celebrity crush...
Posted: Mar 14, 2007 5:46 am
I wouldn't kick her outta the sack!
Posted: Mar 14, 2007 6:19 am
carol from RS is my new celebrity crush.
Posted: Mar 14, 2007 6:20 am
wait till you see her on conan in 10 minutes! Her hair was FANCY!
Posted: Mar 14, 2007 7:55 am
hot as always.
Posted: Mar 15, 2007 5:42 am
Why has no one mentioned Dwayne Wayne from What's Happenin'?

I gotta say I'm proud of my little girl crush on John Schneider he's still lookin' good.
Posted: Mar 15, 2007 8:33 pm
Sylvia Brown.The psycic lady on the Montel William's show. She looks like she could suck the crome off a trailor hitch!
Posted: Mar 15, 2007 8:35 pm
Oh yeah, and Terri Sheiveau (spelling?)
Posted: Mar 15, 2007 8:37 pm
Oh yeah, and Terri Sheiveau (spelling?)
Posted: Mar 15, 2007 8:51 pm
what about alan thicke?

Too late in the TV game for me. I really didn't watch that much TV that wasn't cable between 1981-1988.

who's lance kerwin?

James at 15/16.
Posted: Mar 15, 2007 9:40 pm
Ginger and Mary-Anne, but especially Ginger.
Justine Bateman
Nowadays Diana Ross's daughter on "Sisters"
Posted: Mar 17, 2007 4:30 pm
Justine Bateman

20 year crush! No kidding!
Posted: Mar 17, 2007 4:43 pm
My friends took me to go see a movie she (Justine Bateman) was in, back in 1987 called "Satisfaction". They got me high as all get out, and then proceeded to make fun of her the whole time at my expence,(that was their plan) round about the time we were starting to become movie, & music snobs.I still am. I still HATE movies, music .....I like still.
Posted: Mar 17, 2007 7:53 pm
I agree Jeff...Movies are such a waste of time and effort. My attention span just aint that long....
Posted: Mar 19, 2007 7:27 pm
yeah....Fuck you Hollywood. I hope you DIE!
Posted: Mar 19, 2007 8:51 pm
Mos Def
Donald Sutherland
Philip Seymour Hoffman

mmm...mos def
Posted: Mar 19, 2007 9:15 pm
mos def
he was in the mini cooper movie.
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