Posted: Mar 3, 2007 7:33 am
Get a needle, a rubber medical tourniquet, a spoon, some water, a cigarette filter or some cotton, and some decent-grade Afgani heroin (about $15 a throw in the Midwest; if you're in NYC, it's more like $5). If a rubber tourniquet is unavailable, then a telephone cord may suffice.
Put the heroin in that spoon, add a splash of water -- just enough so that you can suck up the heroin into a needle -- tie your arm off with the tourniquet (hold the tourniquet in the tight position using your mouth, for full drama), and heat the spoon with water/heroin mixture. Place the cotton/filter into the spoon and suck that shit up into the needle through the filter.
Turn the needle upside down and tap it to get all the bubbles to rise to the top; then, shoot all the air out of it -- don't want that O2 in your veins, because that could cause painful death.
Now, pump your fist to make a nice, ripe vein pop out in your arm. See that one that looks like a grape? Shoot that shit! Halfway down the plunger, draw reverse until you see blood, to make sure you hit the vein; then, push the rest of it.
Still worried about that arm zit? I thought not!