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Posted: Nov 7, 2003 5:30 pm
Stories, anecdotes etc. from last weekend? I'm about done with my children's book version, replete with watching PPV porn and smoking crack illustrations, but I don't think it'll go over too well in that format. So, I'm just gonna do a little magazine or something. If you've got anything written/drawn/photo'd/whatever and want it wasted on a worthless project such as this, send it to:
Jakey Stiff
Posted: Nov 7, 2003 6:44 pm
I saw a decent Misfits cover band. Went to a white trash strip club and punched my signifcant other in the back of the head.
Jakey Stiff
Posted: Nov 7, 2003 7:06 pm
Then i knitted fuzzy warm sweaters for homeless children and scurried around my local soup kitchen dispensing steaming vats of slop to the have-nots.

Ahh community service.

Posted: Nov 7, 2003 7:16 pm
Sounds great! I've got you down for pages 36-42.
Posted: Nov 7, 2003 10:33 pm
i saw a constipated dog outside the Stax Museum. he kept squatting and switchin spots for like 15 minutes but nothin came out. then he gave up and walked away.
Chris O
Posted: Nov 7, 2003 10:36 pm
If anyone met that cool dude Max (i think from Atlanta) he has a great zine called Let them Eat Lead http://www.letthemeatlead.com/
which he said is going to have a big Oblivians story up soon.

There are also such Goner-friendly articles as "THE 45s: Are You All Deaf?" and "FUCK INTERPOL!" and "THE MISFITS: What The Fuck Is Jerry Only's Problem?" in the archives section.

Jakey Stiff
Posted: Nov 7, 2003 11:00 pm
Poor doggie. You should have expressed his anal sacs by placing your index fingers above the anus and lightly squeezing. You would then extract a creamy pus like fluid that would have aided in the dog's defication process.
Talk a Tron
Posted: Nov 8, 2003 9:42 am
I saw Chris Alienator get urinated on.
Doctor Sardonicus
Posted: Nov 8, 2003 7:29 pm
wasn't the first time won't be the last...
Talk a Tron
Posted: Nov 8, 2003 9:03 pm
Not if I ever see you again.
Doctor Sardonicus
Posted: Nov 8, 2003 9:38 pm
You mean your gonna stop people from peeing on me? If it was anybody but Louie, or a hooker, I'd probbably kick there ass....but considering the circumstances, it didn't bother me to much.
Posted: Nov 8, 2003 9:54 pm
I sprained my ankle. A bunch of Puerto Rican kids threw eggs at this dude I work with, and I watched him chase them with a baseball bat.
Thats really it.
Doctor Sardonicus
Posted: Nov 8, 2003 9:58 pm
If I hadn't been so shitfaced, and if I had allowed myself to sober up at all that weekend...I probbably would have been crying...and I did cry a little when I got home....I seriously don't give a shit about getting piss on my hoodie....I felt bad for Sherry thow.
Doctor Sardonicus
Posted: Nov 8, 2003 10:43 pm
It easy for people like Razor a GO Go who wasn't even living here back then, or any one of these other garage rock bitches on here, who I used to never see out, like once or twice a year, to criticize me for not going out anymore....but I mean most people from the scene fucking understand it...I mean most people who got to know me just a little bit....these guys probbably don't even know what this is all about...
Doctor Sardonicus
Posted: Nov 8, 2003 11:02 pm
I cowarded out and split and moved home....I wasn't coping with any of the shit very well, and unlike most the people who were in the scene back then, I wasn't even part of the scene, I was just some bystander, who wanted to be these peoples friend.....and when all this crazy psycho shit started happening...like there was a period of a year, when stuck around, and did my best to cope...and I started getting sucked into the scene, and basically started to believe that I was the next to go...I just wasn't copeing with anything anyway, because I was a hardcore drinker....So I fuckin moved back in with my parents and tried to cut my losses...this isn't some fuckin sob story....I'm just saying that Razor a Go Go and the whole bunch, don't know what the hell is going on....and Thursday night, was a huge shock to my system...I mean it was just tragic...like a book you'd read....I can't even imagine it from the other parties perspective.
Talk a Tron
Posted: Nov 9, 2003 2:49 am
Shut it!

Jakey Stiff
Posted: Nov 9, 2003 10:41 pm
Who has the kleenex?!!?



I love steel reserve 211.

Doctor Sardonicus
Posted: Nov 10, 2003 10:44 pm
Cool motherfuckers die around here, seems like every other month....the funny part is that the loosers who get on here and like to start shit with me for not going out, aren't friends with any of them...because nobody likes them....I would like them fine, exept they seem to think that I owe them something....I don't owe them shit...and my making music don't depend on my making friends with them....I don't know what thier problem is.
Doctor Sardonicus
Posted: Nov 10, 2003 10:46 pm
I had a great time Holoween weekend...but it was seriously tragic....like tragic beyond anything I was or am prepared to cope with....my main concern right now, is that they know that I care...which is more than I was capable of back a week ago.
Posted: Nov 11, 2003 7:12 am
I realized this weekend. . . that the more I drink. . . . the cuter chicks think I am. . . .

Womb Raider
Posted: Nov 11, 2003 7:50 am
you too?
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