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Posted: Feb 22, 2007 1:27 am
 
I will preface this with, I\'m usally not this base, but..

I have an old friend that works in Nashville as a manager of a dirty video shop, and the only time i get to see him nowadays, is maybe every other month when i drop by and shoot the shit for a while behind the counter, I always get a kick out of the porn movie names and thought i\'d share, like - V for Vagina, Big Trouble in Little Vagina, I Sold My Hole for Rock and Roll, Glazed and Confused, If These Balls Could Talk, A Sight for Sore Ass, Sweet Ho Alabama. and from the \"classics\" section Super Hornio Brothers, Hiendfield, and Juranal Park.

I\'ll also note that in the space of about four or five years working at the store, my friend went from a p-hound guy who liked \"normal\" porn, then on to midgets and Grandmas and stuff like that, to being \"burned out\" - his words, on porn and sex in general. jeeze.
Posted: Feb 22, 2007 1:44 am
 
Shaving Ryan's Privates

In-Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon
Posted: Feb 22, 2007 1:47 am
 
The DaVinci Load
Posted: Feb 22, 2007 1:48 am
 
Edward Penishands
Posted: Feb 22, 2007 1:49 am
 
In and Out of Africa
Posted: Feb 22, 2007 2:06 am
 
Pump Fiction
Schindler's Fist
Posted: Feb 22, 2007 2:06 am
 
oh shit, i forgot. i know this goth chick who had a copy of Edward Penis Hands- saw it about a year ago. that movie was just creepy and wrong and awful.

It was so wrong that i had to make a copy of it.
Posted: Feb 22, 2007 2:26 am
 
Pump Fiction

also, I believe there was a pulp friction.
Posted: Feb 22, 2007 2:30 am | Edited by: jerryd
 
Posted: Feb 22, 2007 2:34 am
 
Romancing the Bone
Beaverly Hills Cop
Lady in Pink
Fatliners
Frankenpenis (Starring John Wayne Bobbitt after he had a penis implant after he got his dick cut off)
Posted: Feb 22, 2007 2:37 am
 
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed

and of course, Womb Raider.
Posted: Feb 22, 2007 2:47 am
 
Throat Lube
Posted: Feb 22, 2007 5:52 am
 
Europe on Five Guys a Day
Posted: Feb 22, 2007 5:55 am
 
Do The White Thing
Posted: Feb 22, 2007 6:01 am
 
Lord of the Cock Rings
Posted: Feb 22, 2007 6:19 am
 
Snatch Adams


And another one I've always liked, but isn't a spoof of a non-porn movie title:

Fuck Face
Posted: Feb 22, 2007 8:18 am
 
Malcolm XXX
Posted: Feb 22, 2007 9:36 am
 
Weapons Of Ass Destruction
Posted: Feb 22, 2007 3:34 pm
 
Stop, My Ass Is On Fire! (Parts One thorugh Seven)
Posted: Feb 22, 2007 3:34 pm
 
Hung Frankenstein
Posted: Feb 22, 2007 6:07 pm
 
The Man With The Golden Cum

Twelve Spunkies

L4yer Gape

Hairy Twatter

Turner & Cooch

Shaun of the Spread

Dances With Vulvae

Some Piece Of Shit With Jenna Jameson
Posted: Feb 22, 2007 6:13 pm
 
Shit-Eating Raoul
Posted: Feb 22, 2007 6:13 pm
 
And another one I've always liked, but isn't a spoof of a non-porn movie title:

ASSES: THE MOVIE

Presumably not to be confused with Asses: The Book.
Posted: Feb 22, 2007 6:20 pm
 
Edward Penishands

i love the cover of that, where hes looking down at the penises on his hands all dumbfounded.
also i like
Life in the Fat Lane
and
Hot Shorts-im not sure why.
Posted: Feb 22, 2007 6:35 pm
 
carlita's backway
frankenpenis ( John Wayne Bobbit)
Posted: Feb 22, 2007 6:58 pm
 
Kindergarten Cock

Gleaming The Pube
Posted: Feb 22, 2007 7:52 pm
 
anything by The Three Spooges is great.
Posted: Feb 22, 2007 7:53 pm
 
I remember about three decades ago reading about a porn flick called "Mets ton doigt oщ j'ai mon doigt" (Put your finger where I have my finger)... I was a naive teenager then and thought it was the funniest title I ever saw... I still don't know where that finger was exactly but I may have an idea or two about its location now.
Posted: Feb 22, 2007 8:29 pm
 
On Golden Blond
Posted: Feb 22, 2007 8:35 pm
 
Has there been a Star Whores yet?
Posted: Feb 22, 2007 8:42 pm
 
On Golden Blonde

Night of Loving Dangerously
Posted: Feb 22, 2007 8:43 pm
 
and I just saw a clip of a pr0n chick named Cherry Potter.....
Posted: Feb 22, 2007 8:44 pm
 
I think there was a "Sex Trek" with Mr. Cock and Boner and Youwhoreyou.
Posted: Feb 22, 2007 11:12 pm
 
Poke A Hot Ass
Posted: Feb 22, 2007 11:32 pm
 
The Flintbones

Featuring;
Puddles instead of Pebbles
Gang Bang instead of Bam Bam
Ready instead of Betty
Willing instead of Wilma
and
Fred & Barney were just Fred & Barney.
Posted: Feb 23, 2007 12:34 am
 
Cum On Eileen
Posted: Feb 24, 2007 12:28 am
 
oh shit, i forgot. i know this goth chick who had a copy of Edward Penis Hands- saw it about a year ago. that movie was just creepy and wrong and awful.

It was so wrong that i had to make a copy of it.



that movie actually got pulled becasue there are some under aged girls in it.
Posted: Feb 24, 2007 1:01 am
 
and I just saw a clip of a pr0n chick named Cherry Potter.....

funny. my porn name is hairy pooter.
Posted: Feb 24, 2007 1:12 am
 
Posted: Feb 24, 2007 1:49 am
 
One of the first porns I ever got my hands on was some kid's dad's VHS copy of "Grand Opening". Bad 80's porn, the theme song was this band singing "grand opening/all over me/grand opening" over and over and I swear I can somtimes still hear it in my head. Just saying.
Posted: Feb 26, 2007 12:27 am
 
Batdude and Throbin
Posted: Feb 26, 2007 5:35 am
 
--Rambohh!
--Inspector Cliteau (starring Nina Hartley!)
--Pleasure Hunt
--Terms of Endowment

And yes, they're in my library.
Posted: Feb 26, 2007 8:51 am
 
I am the Arm
Member Posted: Feb 22, 2007, 12:35 pm Quote carlita's backway
frankenpenis ( John Wayne Bobbit)


10th response. I think that an apology is in order, pie eye...
Posted: Feb 26, 2007 4:28 pm
 
How long until Creamgirls is out?
Posted: Feb 26, 2007 5:26 pm
 
Driving Miss Daisy Crazy
Posted: Feb 26, 2007 5:28 pm
 
How long until Creamgirls is out?

i think they cast, filmed, edited, and distributed it over the weekend.
Posted: Feb 26, 2007 6:08 pm
 
Back in high school my friends and I got a motherload of porn boxes from this place that was going out of business in exchange for some help closing up their shop.

Here's some titles we had on our walls:

Patriot Dames
Wet Dreams On Elm Street

there were actually alot more, but their names escape me at the moment. This one should exist though:

Honey, I Blew The Kids.
Posted: Feb 26, 2007 6:25 pm
 
Pardon me, missed that one, le chev.

pie eye???
Posted: Feb 26, 2007 7:15 pm
 
You sure about that, Gore?
maybe they re-cut it
Posted: Feb 26, 2007 7:19 pm
 
Wouldn't that be re-circumcised?
Posted: Feb 26, 2007 7:20 pm
 
Don't think so...The actors in the film are not on any "underage lists". My boss has the list. There's only like 5 girls that were ever found to be underage. One of them was Traci Lords.
Posted: Feb 26, 2007 10:13 pm
 
weird...I remember seeing that story on the news...there's a mention of it in this story from the austin chronicle...

penis
Posted: Feb 26, 2007 11:54 pm
 
way to prove a nigga wrong...but if it's true.

You've been digging that one up for a week now, huh?
Posted: Feb 26, 2007 11:55 pm
 
Patriot Dames

I remember that one. Peter North was in it as a pizza delivery guy in disguise.

Honey, I Blew The Kids.

If memory serves, there was a movie entitled "Honey, I Blew Everybody"...
Posted: Mar 1, 2007 3:22 am
 
Im downloadin' 'Four On The Whore" right now.
Posted: Mar 1, 2007 4:45 am
 
Raid On Aunt Debbie
Posted: Mar 1, 2007 9:16 pm | Edited by: Craig Daniels
 
A somewhat obscure jam: "Screw the Right Thing"
Posted: Mar 2, 2007 4:58 am
 
that's pretty good!
Posted: Mar 7, 2007 1:30 am
 
where can I download tha porn movie Patriot Dames,when I was 12 years old I watch it, I used to have that movie on VHS,Iґve been looking for it on internet,with no results ¬¬
Posted: Mar 7, 2007 1:33 am | Edited by: I am the Arm
 
Posted: Mar 7, 2007 9:57 pm
 
this i te version with peter north?
Posted: Mar 7, 2007 10:17 pm
 
Killer Drag Queens on Dope
Posted: Mar 8, 2007 12:32 am
 
Can't find Patriot Dames 1...I think it's out of print or maybe for some reason was recalled. Here's the freak that shot it though...A personal hero of mine.

http://www.maxhardcore.com

http://www.pissedonpornstars.com/

http://www.catalinaxxx.com/
Posted: Mar 8, 2007 12:37 am
 
A Clockwork Orgy
Posted: Mar 8, 2007 1:09 am
 
in honor of all the mary weiss talk:

Leader of the Fudge Pack?
Posted: Mar 8, 2007 7:12 pm
 
The Littlest Blowjob
Posted: Dec 19, 2009 7:28 am
 
Осуществляем ремонт квартир под ключ на приемлемых условиях. Предлагаем Вам отделочные работы и практичный ремонт квартир и комнат по умеренным ценам. На этом ресурсе Вас ждут публикации про ремонт квартир и отделку помещений, хорошая возможность заказать ремонт квартиры.
Posted: Dec 19, 2009 10:02 pm
 
sperms of endearment
Posted: Dec 20, 2009 2:05 am
 
Let My Puppets Come

If I remember right, verging-on-hardcore porn from the '70s with puppets "interacting" with actors; like some kinda fucked up Muppet action, I guess

Shit-Eating Raoul

Nice; didn't think anybody would porn-parody Paul Bartel, but there you go
Posted: Dec 20, 2009 2:17 am
 
Lady Gag Gag?
Posted: Dec 21, 2009 8:49 am
 
Black Assmasters 2000
Posted: Dec 21, 2009 8:50 am
 
Mystery Science Sex Theater 3000
Posted: Dec 21, 2009 9:28 am
 
all of them
Posted: Dec 21, 2009 12:13 pm
 
Edward Penishands

I actually saw this one.
Posted: Dec 21, 2009 10:48 pm
 
Hong Kong Gooey

Moulin Splooge
Posted: Dec 22, 2009 1:45 am
 
Beaver and Buttface! true porno story. Ask Curt.
Posted: Dec 22, 2009 9:17 am
 
Hanna Montana The Movie POV
Posted: Dec 22, 2009 9:18 am
 
Charles Angels POV
Posted: Dec 22, 2009 9:41 am
 
Lawrence of A Labia

Sorest Rump
Posted: Dec 29, 2009 2:36 pm
 
Orifice Party
Posted: Dec 29, 2009 3:43 pm
 
http://www.funnytitles.com/

this site is great!

"bonfire of the panties" ...excellent!
Posted: Dec 29, 2009 3:46 pm | Edited by: MR FERLEY
 
http://www.yooutube.com/watch?v=dEOoqaV8Smy

I saw this one with Jack and Larry.
Posted: Dec 29, 2009 3:51 pm
 


Oh, darn it, I got distracted.
Posted: Dec 29, 2009 4:13 pm | Edited by: MR FERLEY
 


Like cousin Bart always says "Ralph, The third time's the charm", well, actually he dosen't always say that.......infact I don't think I've ever heard him say that at all, but that's not the point......

The POINT is;
that even though it may have taken 3 times to get the job done Ralph Furley always delivers............except if your gay(sniff).
Posted: Dec 29, 2009 4:58 pm
 
http://www.funnytitles.com/
tea bagger vance
Posted: Dec 31, 2009 11:59 am
 
Full Metal Jack-off

Field of wet dreams

Dead Men don't wear rubbers

Close Encounters of the turd kind

Hung Wankenstein

...i'm in love wwith this site!
Posted: Jan 1, 2010 1:36 am
 
Three Men and a Baby
Posted: Jan 1, 2010 2:20 am
 
The Titanic
Posted: Jan 1, 2010 1:08 pm
 
Ate Men Out! HA!
Posted: May 24, 2010 7:13 pm
 
walking small (walking tall)

naked nun.
hobo cop.
germinetor.
grian trino.
0077 (007)
dell boy (mobster) (hellboy
cars wars (cars/star wars)
troon
spite hard
Posted: May 24, 2010 7:20 pm
 
iron jox (robot jox)

mr.mean's haliday
down (up)
toy story zombie
avatar (red)
indiana jones (Packy)
Posted: May 24, 2010 8:01 pm
 
"White Up My Ass"

exactly as advertised:

scuzzy white dudes doin' black chicks up the butt.

total scuzz porn. totally vomitose.

I saw this in a coworkers "collection" of porn.

one scene was enough.
Posted: May 25, 2010 8:52 pm
 
slow hour (rush hour)

sin town (sin city)
Posted: May 25, 2010 8:55 pm
 
slow hour (rush hour)

sin town (sin city)

men in white (men in black)

man of war ( lord of war)
Posted: May 25, 2010 8:58 pm
 
iron jox (robot jox)(iron man)

mr.mean's haliday
down (up)
toy story zombie
avatar (red)
indiana jones (Packy)
Posted: May 25, 2010 8:59 pm
 
iron jox (robot jox)(iron man)

mr.mean's haliday
down (up)
toy story zombie
avatar (red)
indiana jones (Packy)
Posted: May 25, 2010 9:02 pm
 
The Man With The Golden Cum

Twelve Spunkies

L4yer Gape

Hairy Twatter

Turner & Cooch

Shaun of the Spread

Dances With Vulvae

Some Piece Of Shit With Jenna Jameson
Posted: May 25, 2010 9:03 pm
 
The Man With The Golden Cum

Twelve Spunkies

L4yer Gape

Hairy Twatter

Turner & Cooch

Shaun of the Spread

Dances With Vulvae

Some Piece Of Shit With Jenna Jameson
Posted: May 25, 2010 9:10 pm
 
Honey, I Blew The Kids

Wet Dreams On Elm Street
The Flintbones
Beaverly Hills president
Posted: May 25, 2010 9:11 pm
 
Honey, I Blew The Kids

Wet Dreams On Elm Street
The Flintbones
Beaverly Hills president
Posted: May 25, 2010 10:07 pm
 
How To Train Your Dragon

Oh, wait...
Posted: May 27, 2010 6:56 pm
 
future movie its a spoof
movie

transformers 1&2
back to the future
robocop 2
iron man 2
surrogates
i robot
Posted: May 27, 2010 8:28 pm
 
I worked/acted on a film called "The Dr. Is In....You".

I seem to remember these as well that I had nothing to do with
My Neighbor Has a Negro Problem (this is a fav)
When Stella Got Her Grooves Packed
Posted: Oct 3, 2010 2:49 pm
 
The Devil Wears Nada
Sex In The Shitty
Posted: Oct 4, 2010 8:44 am | Edited by: tigerblinds
 
Chocolate Penis

Sex at the Sex Shop

Get Your Hair Did and Your Pussy Ate
Posted: May 15, 2012 3:09 am
 
Forrest Hump
White Men Can't Hump
Sexorcist
Babewatch
Battlestar Orgasmica
Beverly Hills 9021-Ho
Missionary: Impossible
Jurassic Pork
Girlz n the Hood
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Breast
Throbbin' Hood
Hannah Does Her Sisters
King Dong
Lost in Penetration
Sperminator
Top Bum
Pokeahotass
Lust of the Mohicans
Riding Miss Daisy
Good Will Humping
When Harry Ate Sally
Jur-ass-ic Park
The Rodfather
Ass Ventura: Smut Detective
ET: The Extra-Testicle
Star Whores
A Few Hard Men
A Rear and Present Danger
Queer and Present Danger
Ally McFeel
American History XXX
Ball the President's Men
Charlie's Anals
Das Booty
Dawson's Crack
Enema of the State
Fatal Erection
Free Your Willy
I Know Who You Did Last Summer
Intercourse With a Vampire
In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon
Little Oral Annie
Romeo in Juliet
The Bare Bitch Project
The Joy Suck Club
Thighs Wide Shut
Lord of the G-Strings
Whore of the Rings
Who Reamed Roger Rabbit?
Yo Quiero Taco Smell
You've Got Tail
Sex Trek: Deep Throat Nine
Apollo 13 Inches
The Usual Sexpects
Rambone
You've Got Male Genitalia
Add Momma to the Train
Purple Head of Cairo
Posted: May 17, 2012 1:45 pm
 
Add Momma to the Train
White Men Can't Hump

Nice
Posted: May 18, 2012 6:41 pm
 
Not Life Goes On
Posted: May 18, 2012 6:42 pm
 
RIMington Steel
Posted: May 18, 2012 6:43 pm
 
The Hair Pieary of Anne Frank
Posted: May 18, 2012 7:19 pm
 
Philladelphia the Beginning
Posted: May 18, 2012 7:33 pm
 
Little Man Jate
Posted: May 18, 2012 8:13 pm
 
The Hair Pieary of Anne Frank

Ha!
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