Posted: Nov 7, 2003 10:07 am
I just got pulled over by the Missouri State Highway Patrol on the way home from a liquor run. I'd had about half a liter of Usher's scotch beforehand and I was sure I'd probably spend the night in the drunk tank (since all my friends are broke or hate me right now).
Sitting in the cruiser, my buzz died and I couldn't help but feel sober as shit.
I blew a 0.071, which is 0.009 below the legal limit. The obviously dismayed Johnny let me go on my merry way with a warning for a busted tail-light.
Has this ever happened to anyone else? Or should I consider myself too lucky to live?