Posted: Nov 6, 2003 7:00 am
fuckin', the original pizzeria uno and its counterpart, pizzeria due in the motherfuckin loop in chicago. maybe y'inz don't favor the chicago style, but I mean, shit.
there's a million great N.Y. style places out there, but there's only one place who can make a crust taste like a popeyes biscuit, load a solid fucking layer of delicious sausage up onto that piece, and then just pour pound after pound of delicious cocksucking mozzerella cheese up in that. coat it with some chunkified, saltified tomato gunk and serve it in a tin, I said god damn! try to get a slice of that in brooklyn, or manhattan, or anywhere but downtown chicago and I guarantee you're fucked. I can get a decent bastardization of new york pizza delivered to my doorstep, but I have found no place on earth that can reasonably imitate the pure pizza decadence that those cocksuckers on wabash ave dish out. sure, eat two slices and you feel like diving straight to the bottom of the chicago river, but ask yourself this: does any other pizza lend itself to feelings this powerful? no. there is only one. uno. and due.