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Posted: Feb 14, 2007 3:08 pm
 
To all my Goner bithes! I hope you get all get lucky, so go fuck yoursleves!
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 3:44 pm
 
That's a trainwreck of a sentence cupid!
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 3:46 pm
 
JOE MAMA!
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 4:02 pm
 
Thank you sir.
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 4:38 pm
 
To all my Goner bithes!

BRAY
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 4:41 pm
 
u can all fuck off, i wont be getting any flowers, candy, kisses or ya know... the other thing... either!
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 4:46 pm
 
i ain't gettin' shit either. and i am okay with that. valentine's day is for suckers.
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 4:46 pm
 
i wont be getting any flowers, candy, kisses or ya know... the other thing... either!

I'm there. I did get a HAPPY VALENTINES DAY e-card from godaddy.com.
I think that made it way worse.

Happy Valentine's Day to you all!
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 4:46 pm
 
woke up with a bellyache and it sucked til i got a belly rub. starting off just fine. happy v-day ever-body
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 4:50 pm
 
I despise Valentines day, and believe it will eventually lead to the demise of the western civilization as we know it. Kind of hope I get some later, though...
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 4:53 pm
 
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 5:02 pm
 
lets have a Get Drunk and Play With Yourself
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 5:07 pm
 
Happy Billy Valentine!
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 5:13 pm
 
I refuse to feel guilty for being happy on Valentines Day!

have a great VD, goners.
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 5:15 pm
 
have a great VD

....
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 5:17 pm
 
...I have a burning feeling deep down...
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 5:18 pm
 
...like an itch that needs to be scratched...
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 5:22 pm
 
...it's making me crabby...
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 5:24 pm
 
Dtrain and Goner Rhea...
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 5:26 pm
 
...I feel like Syphilis, pushing that rock up the hill...
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 6:50 pm
 
I sent my h vd ecard yesterday...today I got a big fuck you in return.

Happee Day!
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 7:14 pm
 
This Valentine's Day, I woke up with a sore nose because my boyfriend kneed me in the face last night in bed. I have a headache today but nothing's broken and no black eyes because he was nice enough to fetch me a bag of ice right away. Awwww...

but really, I think V-day is a bunch of BS!
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 7:23 pm
 
my boyfriend kneed me in the face last night in bed

don't bite so hard when i cum next time
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 7:24 pm
 
gratuitous Lee Ving quote
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 7:27 pm
 
i just asked kurt loder out on a date. HA! he turned me down, but so what? he's hot! and older!
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 7:29 pm
 
Joe, what did you get Ned?
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 7:31 pm
 
If by "Ned" you mean "Christine" we're going to eat buffalo shrimp and and po' boys and guzzle beers at ACME and then go listen to Phast Phreddie spin doo-wop records.
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 7:32 pm
 
Valentine's day is awesome! I like all hollidays. Even if I hafta go to work.
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 7:37 pm
 
I like these:

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Posted: Feb 14, 2007 7:38 pm
 
I guess it's not all bad... there was free coffee and heart-shaped cookies at work today. My teeth are furry from too many cinnamon hearts.
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 7:38 pm
 
shut it.
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 7:41 pm
 
I wish you all a happy Hallmark Day...
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 7:47 pm
 
exactly. actually, for V-Day, we are going to see a friend's band called Hallmark play their debut show at a sushi restaurant. how fitting.
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 7:54 pm
 
I wish you all a happy Hallmark Day...

exactly.


Christine doesn't gets ever get cards, not even for her birthday. doesn't stop us from celebrating. It is what you make of it.
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 8:30 pm
 
I cleaned the oven for my valentine.
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 8:36 pm
 
that's pretty sweet grouchbutter!

I wish joe & I had an oven that worked. It's been broken for 3 years and our landlord refuses to fix it.
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 8:40 pm
 
My gurl's in Miami for the week, so Miss Shirley at the Lamplighter will be my valentine. I'm going to lavish her with dollar bills.
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 9:08 pm
 
It's been broken for 3 years and our landlord refuses to fix it.

Maybe you should refuse to pay rent until he does. Cleaning ovens sucks, though. I think I may need to dip into that Valentine's bottle of vodka I bought.
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 9:09 pm
 
I wish joe & I had an oven that worked. It's been broken for 3 years and our landlord refuses to fix it.

Ovens = Overrated
Toaster Ovens = Underrated
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 9:20 pm
 
Ovens = Overrated
Toaster Ovens = Underrated



Tru DAT!
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 9:23 pm
 
I appreciate the toaster oven as much as anybody, but c'mon. You gonna bake a cake in one of those things? Roast a turkey? Blow out the pilot light and kill your whole family? I think not.
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 9:24 pm
 
I wish joe & I had an oven that worked. It's been broken for 3 years and our landlord refuses to fix it.

tell your landlord that you're getting it fixed and the rent will reflect the difference for the repairman's service.
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 9:38 pm
 
I wish joe & I had an oven that worked. It's been broken for 3 years and our landlord refuses to fix it.

tell your landlord that you're getting it fixed and the rent will reflect the difference for the repairman's service.


I've used this tactic in the past.
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 9:43 pm
 
they'll fix the shit with a quickness.
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 9:47 pm
 
Joe, what did you get Ned?

he sent roses an chocolates. what a fag.

also, the ovens have a gas connection. all you gotta do is call con ed or the fire dept. an they'll red tag it which means he's gotta replace it.
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 9:54 pm
 
I love you, Ned.
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 9:54 pm
 
Thanks DD, I had no idea we could do that. Our landlord will probably come over and kick our asses (he really hates us) but fair is fair and we should have an operational oven. It's really sucked not having one for all of these years.
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 9:59 pm
 
we've been using a cuisinart convection oven. gets the job done.
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 10:05 pm
 
My gurl's in Miami for the week, so Miss Shirley at the Lamplighter will be my valentine. I'm going to lavish her with dollar bills.

what time does the lavishing begin? I'll meet you up there
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 10:06 pm
 
my valentines day has been horrible! its worse than presidents day!
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 10:06 pm
 
YO BRUCE!
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 10:06 pm | Edited by: cthort
 
what time does the lavishing begin?

I'll call ya when I get home for holiday DRANKS!

Is Chopper Girl still playing?
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 10:07 pm
 
For Valetine's Day my friends and I are doing a Teen Anal Terrorist set at an art opening here in Green Bay. The theme is paranoia. Good timing on that one. I've already started with the speed to prepare myself and I feel jittery as hell. I'm supposed to go sell some plasma in an hour and a half so I have gas money to get us to our show in Chicago tomorrow, but I just don't feel up to it. Valentine's Day is never really that depressing for me as much as it just doesn't mean anything to me, doubly so right now. OK, maybe a little depressing.
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 10:09 pm
 
You gonna bake a cake in one of those things?


Try a rice cooker..I hear they work great for making cakes.
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 10:16 pm
 
Is Chopper Girl still playing?
last i heard, she had texted me the other day but haven't heard anything other than that
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