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Posted: Feb 13, 2007 8:27 pm
 
Are you for it, against it or... fuck it?

I mean in the hunting sense of the game.
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 8:34 pm
 
For the record, I am against the killing in IRAQ. Yeah!! for the ANIMALS.
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 8:36 pm
 
Trophy hunting is fucked up although I just asked Christine the other day if I could have a mounted moose head for my wall.
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 8:38 pm
 
Not wif' all the grocery stores touting better and easier to get meats than you and your dad/cousin/grampa are going to find "bonding" in the woods.
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 8:50 pm
 
I've never hunted in my life so I don't know why I'm responding but here it goes...

Not wif' all the grocery stores touting better and easier to get meats than you and your dad/cousin/grampa are going to find "bonding" in the woods.

At least you actually have to work for your food if you kill it yourself instead of driving thru to buy some hormone & steroid injected hamburger. Top of the food chain and all that stuff. Is Ted Nugent on this board? Maybe he can weigh in.
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 8:52 pm
 
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 8:55 pm
 
At least you actually have to work for your food

Last time I checked, meat costs money.
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 8:57 pm
 
The Animals had lots of killer songs.
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 8:59 pm
 
I couldn't kill anything...I guess I let others do the killing for me and then wrap it up all nice like at the grocery store.
Kind of hypocritical I know but if God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?
Design flaw IMHO
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 9:01 pm
 
I wish animals were made from ice cream or pizza.
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 9:04 pm | Edited by: Shawn Carpetbagger
 
I would hunt an onion pizza animal. I'd kill it with my barehands.
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 9:10 pm
 
People who against hunting should be hunted themselves.
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 9:11 pm
 
hey kev, u and bradx and myself need to go hunting like we discussed.
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 9:13 pm
 
and then have a great story to tell in the "ever been shot?" thread.
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 9:13 pm
 
I'm against violence of any kind...and anyone who disagrees better have a knife on 'em....that's what i'm sayin'
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 9:15 pm
 
if a deer every decides to jump out and destroy my car while driving, i will cut that fuckers head off with a butter knife.
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 9:17 pm
 
Animals are delicious. Broccoli, notsomuch.
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 9:18 pm
 
If you look at the crime rate...if you were to abort every deer that was born this year...this is...this would be totally immoral, but if you looked at the crime rate, now, and if you...
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 9:19 pm
 
Yeah, hunting is the game for men!
The speed and strength of an animal vs. the intelligence of a man.
The gun is to cover up the lack of intelligence I guess.
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 9:20 pm
 
yeah, if yer a fag
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 9:20 pm
 
i hunt with a knife
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 9:21 pm
 
This is why I hate Ted Nugent so much....well that and his music.
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 9:29 pm
 
We already missed deer hunting season I think, but fuck, there's gotta be another killing season coming up soon. You know I'm down, we should actually follow through this time though. At least for next year if nothing else.

Anyway, I used to talk shit on hunting when I was a kid too, just like I talked shit on sports. Now even though I have no interest in sports, at least as a spectator, I realize that people who talk shit on sports are in suspended adolescence and still probably bitch about "jocks" all the time. Pretty sad really.

Considering music and selling plasma are my only forms of income now that I no longer live a life of crime - hunting is a perfect way to keep myself from starving. Hunting and fishing are pretty relaxing way to spend a day, and I have no qualms about killing. I'm a human and I feel no guilt over what comes naturally to me. I'm not ashamed that I'm white, or that I have a dick and get hardons, and I'm certainly not ashamed of killing an animal and eating it.

Also, if you think factory farming is preferable to hunting, well, you're too stupid to take seriously and really I hope you come down with Mad Cow Disease, but not before knocking up some dumb slut so that your seed will grow up never knowing their stupid father.
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 9:31 pm
 
If there is any reason to be a vegetarian it's because of factory farming. Even when I was a vegetarian for about six years I never had a problem with people hunting for their food.
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 9:35 pm
 
Excluding mice,and insects.........If you're gonna kill an animal it's a sinfull waste not to use it as food.
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 9:36 pm
 
I never had a problem with people hunting for their food.

Hunting for food is good, but I thought we were talking about the game of hunting
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 9:36 pm
 
Ted Nugent
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 9:38 pm
 
Hunting for food is good, but I thought we were talking about the game of hunting

c'mon.. the vast majority aint gonna leave a corpse to rott.. the game includes KILLING, EATING, HANGING and FUCKING, etc
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 9:44 pm
 
I like fishing. that's about as far as I get into hunting. But i think it is cool if you use what you kill (don't think I could do it myself). My ex-brother in law was one of those bastards that went duck hunting, killed his limit and left them all in a pile after photographing said pile of dead ducks.
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 9:48 pm
 
the game includes KILLING, EATING, HANGING and FUCKING, etc

then it's ok by me.
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 9:59 pm
 
Wait? People actually kill edible things and then don't use them? Windy, if I were you, I would have taken out that motherfucker with a tire iron to the knee caps.

Even the stupidest, most offensive redneck pieces of shit I know don't do that. You know that you can donate the meat you don't use? I have on uncle who is a really smart, well educated guy, he's a pharmacist and listens to the Butthole Surfers. He loves to hunt, but doesn't need the meat, so he hunts and he donates it.
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 10:02 pm
 
and then have a great story to tell in the "ever been shot?" thread

Post of the day! Spit my tea all over the screen...
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 10:06 pm
 
Spit my tea all over the screen...

that's a new one!
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 11:45 pm
 
Damn straight my nigga.

We as a culture are emasculated. It's disgusting, and when the shit hits the fan, we're going to reap what we buy pre-packaged "cruelty-free" from our local drive-thru convenience mall.
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 12:02 am
 
I couldn't kill anything...I guess I let others do the killing for me and then wrap it up all nice like at the grocery store.
Kind of hypocritical I know but if God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?
Design flaw IMHO


Wouldn't it stand to reason then that I should eat you? You are made out of meat. Yum.


Anyway,
I am a vegetarian but I think hunting is admirable. Animals live their lives in the wild and die to feed another animal. It works. Cram a bunch of animals into a tight dark space. Pump them full of drugs so they stay alive and grow at excellerated rates. Ship them to a slaughter factory and stick them on a conveyor. Kill 'em, chop 'em, pack 'em, ship 'em at least one more time. Then you can drive your SUV to the grocery store to pick them. That is why the world is so fucked up.
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 12:12 am
 
CROM!!!!!
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 12:12 am
 
GNL's andyk's fiance's dad raises up a cow every year on his small rural property in Neenah Wisconsin and takes it in to be processed and that meat lasts him forever. It's all organic and it tastes great!
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 12:24 am
 
Windy, if I were you, I would have taken out that motherfucker with a tire iron to the knee caps.

coulda, woulda, shoulda. I found out about that shit pretty close to divorce time. Their whole family was fucked up.
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 12:28 am
 
Ask Sherry to give ya a hand.
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 12:51 am
 
anyone who doesnt believe in hunting or trapping should never be allowed to eat meat again. buying it at the grocery store is wrong somehow, you dont have proper respect for the animal until you have cleaned and eaten one you killed yourself

You have an excellent point, but for everyone to hunt or trap doesn't seem practical these days. What do you suggest?
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 12:54 am
 
What do you suggest?

Marrying a manager of a pizza place.
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 1:00 am
 
Hunting for your own food is pretty impractical these days. Most people just do it for sport. I'm not against it, it just seems kinda silly to kill an animal for fun when 1.) it won't be a major source of food and 2.) it won't make any kind of dent in the fucked up meat industry. Fishing is better...you can catch and release.
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 1:21 am
 
Hunting for your own food is pretty impractical these days.
Yes, no, maybe. Like gardening for yourself, depends on where you live. My pop-in-law still does it; kills, cleans and preserves his own in a freezer. Never more than he needs, except for the past few years, because he knows I'll be happy to take a roast or two off his hands.
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 1:21 am
 
It's not so impractical really but hunting for a nice basement piece next tot he pooltable and your old crush of a pornstar on a harley is pretty punk.
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 1:25 am
 
I know, we already got this down, now get off yer bum ass and start calculatering.
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 1:33 am
 
I should also not, back in the day, I used to kill the shit out of spiders and other bugs, and leave them on the doorstep as an example. I never intended on eating them. I don't kill spiders anymore, though, because I finally realized how awesome they are. However, giant-ass-flying-roach in the house during the summer. That fucker is dead. And I don't give a fuck.
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 1:37 am
 
Posted: Feb 13, 2007, 7:21 pm Quote also, even a small garden can produce enough vegetables to be a major source of food.

yes. there was a time when we were kids that our dad was out of work (except for odd jobs)for about a year. we always had a backyard garden then and it helped tremendously with food expenses...can't count how many times mom has blessed that garden for feeding us the rest of the year. Also makes for some good childhood memories/work ethic type shit
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 5:47 pm
 
fuck that, get that gas stink out my face!

Charcoal, charcoal
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 6:50 pm
 
Hunting for your own food is pretty impractical these days

Just ask Jeffrey Dahmer.....
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 8:37 pm
 
Now, let's take a peek at the killing floor.
Ohhhh?
Don't let the name throw you, Jimmy, it's not really a floor...
Posted: Feb 23, 2007 5:00 am
 
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